r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/Mironder 9d ago

Maybe he thought getting the shit out would take so much effort he'd start to sweat?

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u/StuckInTheNorth 9d ago

I don't wish this type of shit on anyone.

It's the kind of shit where your stomach is ripping in pain.

The pain causes you to overheat and the only thing you feel can relieve yourself is to get naked so nothing it touching your body except the toilet seat.

Been there too many times...

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u/painting_ether 9d ago

Unless it's due to medicine, please eat more fiber (or take a daily supplement, but start SLOW... you don't want to shock your body with fiber) and drink more liquids... your colon will thank you

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u/SolidStash 9d ago

I don't know about everyone else, but shits like that are typically because I've made a terrible mistake by eating something, and are not like an everyday occurrence. Basically your body is throwing an immune response to how your stomach is reacting, you sweat profusely, turn white as a sheet, and are doubled over in pain on the toilet.

So it's not like "I'm not eating enough fiber", it's " I ate questionably cooked meat on top of way more fondue than lactose pills can keep up with, I'm going to go die in the bathroom for 20 minutes"

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u/painting_ether 9d ago

Yeah, of course my advice depends on why you are struggling.

I should have said "if it's a chronic issue". Of course eating questionable food can have an unpleasant effect 😂