r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Thank you Peter very cool peter?

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago

u/soap94, your post does belong here!

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u/Ok-Pumpkin-9642 1d ago

All I know is fkatwings is the ex-fiance of pattision

so might be related to his relationship

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u/No-Educator-8069 1d ago

Well all *I* know is that time is a valuable thing. Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings.

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u/zjedi 1d ago

I'll try to keep in mind why you designed this rhyme.

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u/AugieDoggieDank 1d ago edited 1d ago

In do time

Edit: *due

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u/CouplingWithQuozl 1d ago

AAALLLLLL III KKKNNNOOOWWW

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u/LlawwalL 1d ago

Time is a valuable thing….

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u/GeneralGalvatron 1d ago

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

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u/Ectoplasmix 14h ago

watch it count down to the end of the day

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u/username-checks-inn 12h ago

The clock ticks life away

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u/Ibtisam101 1d ago

So Unreal

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u/antonorway 1d ago

All IIII KNOOOOWW
LOVING YOU IS A LOOSING GAAAMEEE

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u/DrafiMara 1d ago

In due* time

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u/ChVckT 1d ago

due. smh

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u/Ok-Bowl696 1d ago

Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away

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u/qc_overthinker 1d ago

It's so unreal

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u/Apprehensive-Ad9185 1d ago

Didn't look out below, watch the time go right out the window

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u/LunarDamage 1d ago

Tryna hold on, d-didn't even know, I wasted it all just to watch you go

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u/Himbeerelfee 1d ago

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart

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u/Willing-Ice5945 1d ago

What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

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u/oiraves 1d ago

I TRIED TO FART

AND GOT SO HAAAARD

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/madnasher 1d ago

But in the end, it doesn't even matter

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u/RHGOtakuxxx 1d ago

I tried so hard, and got so far

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u/JagdXiii 1d ago

But in the end, it doesn't even matter

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u/Tr3flip_king 1d ago

WHAT IVE DONEEEEE!!!!!!!

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u/CouplingWithQuozl 1d ago

ERASE MY-SELF!!

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u/latrodectal 1d ago

why does it feel like night today? something in here’s not right today.

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u/Lowkey_Loki_16 1d ago

I had to fall to lose it all

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u/TyRaven67 1d ago

I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart.

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u/BleakBeaches 1d ago

I kept everything inside, and even though I tried, it all fell apart

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u/jimini-crimini 1d ago

The clock ticks like a microwave

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP

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u/skerrickity 20h ago

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

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u/Arkenoid1 1d ago

But in the end, it doesn't even matter

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u/Separate-Fly5165 1d ago

Your park is leaking

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u/Oportbis 11h ago

Well, all I know is that I know nothing

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u/Mundane_Character365 1d ago

Well all I know is a watched pot never boils.

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u/UncleR1chard 1d ago

All I know is I know nothing

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u/madesense 1d ago

If they were together at the time, then yes, they probably know what happened

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u/coolmanjack 1d ago

FKA Twigs*

Pattinson*

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u/Ceddr1k 22h ago

Why would Pattinson fuck a twig?!

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u/Mean_Fig_7666 1d ago

How the fuck do you say that username

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u/HonkHonkBeach 1d ago

Formerly Known As Twigs?

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u/Mean_Fig_7666 1d ago

Oh yeah I had a feeling it wasnt fuhkat-wings

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u/Ecstatic_Sand5417 1d ago

That's Thailand

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u/RaijuThunder 1d ago

Thats a lot to say everytime lol

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u/peppermintmeow 13h ago

Formal Knowledge of Twilight

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u/Themimic 1d ago

Sound out the first three letters. F K A twigs

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u/CrystalCandy00 1d ago

I know nothing about this person besides that she dated men then turned around saying they were the worst, and they probably are, but it’s like a pattern with her?

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u/dwartbg9 23h ago

I just checked her on Google....

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u/hailey_moe 1d ago

FKA Twigs is his ex, so she’s saying while the general public may not know the why behind this, she does because they were together for quite some time. 100% certain that RPatz just did this to fuck with people.

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u/WaryCleverGood 1d ago

Absolutely. It’s not that deep she just has firsthand knowledge the rest of us don’t.

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u/tombrady011235 1d ago

Yea I just took it as she was there. It’s probably some silly thing that happened and a funny story to a small circle of friends

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u/hailey_moe 1d ago

Yeah, and Robert Pattinson is known for just generally being a troll. I’m pretty sure he’s referred to himself as such in an interview somewhere lol

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u/Tanb12 1d ago

Whatever happened there?! I'll tell you what happened: this piece of shit's barber shaved my head like this without any provocation, what so ever

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u/No-Educator-8069 1d ago

Somebody get these BARBERS out of here!

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u/Weird-Library-3747 1d ago

Alright alright were not making an Indie here

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u/kbjami 1d ago

It’s killing me, what all are yall referencing

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u/MaxZorin44456 1d ago

He never had the makings of a varsity Sopranos quoter.

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u/Tanb12 1d ago

Little hands that’s his problem

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u/fucshyt 20h ago

Willing to bet the entire internet shares a brain cell with some guy that makes sandwiches on a radiator

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u/Kidd_911 7h ago

20 years in the can!

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u/32andFlatulent 1d ago

Seriously just watch Sopranos, no sub is safe from it's quotes at this point and it'll make so much sense lol

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u/Acheron98 1d ago

The scene wear Phil Leotardo turns into a house is one of the scenes of all time.

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u/32andFlatulent 1d ago

Uncle Philly please?!

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u/HowwNowBrownCoww 12h ago

There are no scraps in my scrapbook!

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u/Moist_Ad934 23h ago

You know the wine makes you emotional..

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u/snuuginz 1d ago

Alright then..

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u/zjedi 1d ago

Alright but you gotta get over it

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u/107Maverick 1d ago

Hey, that barber is dead

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 1d ago

Another toothpick

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u/galaxi3 1d ago

Fuck you

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u/107Maverick 1d ago

galixi3, I didn't mean...

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u/kcpkrad 1d ago

You quote worse than six barbers!

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u/lunarmidnight2398 1d ago

No I’ll tell you what happened here! What’s happening is the framus intersects with the ramistan, approximately at the paternoster. Hehehe

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u/HowwNowBrownCoww 12h ago

I can never remember that quote. Good job.

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u/baseddoge9000 1d ago

I thought we are making progress here

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u/timtimforever 1d ago

Conjecture - he asked her to shave that way. She said it would look ridiculous and unnatural. She agreed to do it if he did it first

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u/Doismelllikearobot 1d ago

"I'll get one if you get one" fr

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u/MazzleMaze 1d ago

Story time, this happened to someone I went to high school with. He kept asking his GF to do anal. She said she would do it only if she got to do it to him first. Finally he agreed to do it first. She took a dildo and shoved it in his ass, no lube... He was allegedly in a lot of pain.

The kicker is when she pulled it out he said 'okay my turn now.' To which she said 'are you kidding, I'm not letting you do that. That looked way too painful.' She later told me she had 0 intentions of allowing him to put anything up her rear.

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u/Salaimander 1d ago

That's actually really messed up and I'm not sure if you're telling this story as if it's a funny anecdote.

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u/unlockdestiny 19h ago

So she sexually assaulted him by doing something that she knew would be painful? That's super fucked up so they both deserve each other, ig

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u/Bablu_mistry 1d ago

Are we still talking about the haircut ?

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u/OGMcSwaggerdick 1d ago

“Batman’s landing strip” used to mean something very different to me…

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 1d ago

Dang it here to soon

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u/PaulblankPF 1d ago

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u/xendelaar 1d ago

I love this picture! Classic

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u/brasscassette 1d ago

We all had embarrassing haircuts when we were young. It’s okay.

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u/Blacktor_R32 1d ago

He is 12yo in this photo?

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u/peppermintmeow 13h ago

He is Gen Alpha. He told me himself.

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u/MFcrayfish 21h ago

i thought you guys posting horse pic cause he was hang like a horse

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u/ThisIsNotTokyo 23h ago

I thought the horse was doing a the substance thing

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u/crazykewlaid 1d ago

Probably lost a bet

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u/Vivid-Object-139 19h ago

No, that's PERFECT TIMING!

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u/personalterminal 1d ago

FKA Twigs and Robert Pattinson were in a relationship. He is thought to be the subject of her very sad and beautiful song “cellophane.”

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u/SendohJin 1d ago

until you posted it like that, i was reading the name as F-Kat-Wigs.

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u/backhand_english 1d ago

Yeah, fuck em. If your cat goes bald, rock that bald look!

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u/donkey_OT 1d ago

Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time!

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u/TheMoMo562 1d ago

Maury's wigs don't come off!

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u/BrantSchmucker 1d ago

How does that explain the patch of hair on the back of his neck, though? Is that mentioned in the lyrics somehow?

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u/laughingintothevoid 1d ago

It doesn't, I don't think there's any "joke" really. It's just that she's a person who knows him personally popping up to say "I know" while the public is wondering.

If it's being reposted as a joke or getting comments like it's funny, the joke in that is for people who know who she is and just think it's funny to understand why this username would know, while other people who don't realize the significance of the person commenting may be trying to figure out if the answer to the joke is in the picture.

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u/tombrady011235 1d ago

Yea I just took it as she was there. It’s probably some silly thing that happened and a funny story to a small circle of friends

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u/afanoftrees 1d ago

It used to be covered in cellophane

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u/Jumpy_Dragonfly5809 1d ago

Late night when you neeeeeed myyyyy loveeee.

Covered in your cellophane

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u/Friedensbringer_M 31m ago

But why not shave the part that’s sticking out as well

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u/erosmoker 1d ago

It doesn't explain it. All it means is that she knows what it means.

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u/Calloused_Samurai 1d ago

…it doesn’t. No one said it did. It just explains why she knows

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u/jcn777 1d ago

It explains that she would know. Because that’s what she said. She didn’t explain that it has anything to do with the song, but she knows why he did it because she was with him.

Literacy continues to decline…

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u/Leading_Offer5995 23h ago

It certainly explains how she’d know. She was presumably there when it happened, or at least heard the behind the scenes story some time after.

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u/yacht_clubbing_seals 22h ago

The song, the video… so fucking gorgeous. I knew the two dated, but I guess I never imagined such beauty could be inspired by Pattinson. No shade, I think he’s an incredible and diverse actor who picks some cool roles.

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u/AbelCapabel 1d ago

I think we have a different opinion on what a beautiful song is...

That was a first and also a last... Damn...

I love emotional songs, but this was not that (for me).

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u/Secr3t-Asian-Man 1d ago

Probably a huge fan of former NBA player Drew Gooden

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u/the1stavenger 1d ago

Hey guy. Oh. Wrong one.

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u/spryllama 1d ago

Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does.

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u/misanthropicbairn 1d ago

It's not secret asian man donut. How does that even make sense lmao.

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u/lbotron 1d ago

Damn it looks like he kept it as a brake to stop the headband from slipping

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u/Avi_wandering 1d ago

Robert Patchtinson.

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u/Longjumping-Risk-744 1d ago

Ah, yes. The reverse hair square by John Vaughn at Salon Von.

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u/retribution81 1d ago

I like it!

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u/TrustworthyEnough 1d ago

We talkin' skin squares?

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u/litearm_fistball 1d ago

Is he gonna go "!" If you sneak up on him?

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u/derrickrsay 1d ago

I was thinking of landing strip when she watches him in the mirror

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u/ChemistryNice5457 1d ago

Landing strip?

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u/Creepeo 1d ago

The reverse Ronaldo. 

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u/SenorBonjela 1d ago

Dangerously close to a reverse Hitler.

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u/Creepeo 1d ago

If we put a hat on him, we get reverse Chaplin then. 

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u/CardiologistNorth294 1d ago

Fkatwings did it to him as she was his partner at the time

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u/SaltyPinKY 1d ago

It's called rich dude letting someone cut his hair to get laid.   

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u/Ok_Kaleidoscope6134 1d ago

Means he is an officer

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u/Responsible-Creme-57 1d ago

The austrian painter

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u/ohyeahdiamantes 1d ago

His electric razor ran out of battery

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u/jamesisanalien 1d ago

Triple T burrowed in there and built himself a sauna.

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u/severinks 1d ago

Twigs probably shaved that part out of his head when they were fucking around.

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u/baievaN 1d ago

probably her friseur down there

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u/drillmaster125 1d ago

It’s his inhibitor chip. Removing it allowed him to move on from Harry Potter and Twilight.

“Good actors follow quality.”

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u/BigMACfive 1d ago

My roommate in college used to give everyone buzz cuts bc that was the look at the time and he did this to me before a night out once lol didn't notice until someone was like why tf do you have a soul patch on the back of your neck 😂

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u/San_Duku 1d ago

Is it just me or are 50% of the posts on here just 'now one knows...'-> 'i know'' and similar pseudo mysterious crap. If you know, just freakin post in instead

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u/busrider1998 1d ago

Others have pointed out that FKA twigs was his partner at the time, but I’ll add that she’s an alternative singer with a weird aesthetic. One of her most famous recent hairstyles was a “skullet,” or a mullet with her head shaved in the front. I don’t know if there’s a specific meaning, but the simple answer is that her weird rubbed off on him while they were together.

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u/Square_Owl_4075 1d ago

Humiliation ritual 

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u/Zealousideal_Pea_319 1d ago

Bluff!

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u/Zealousideal_Pea_319 1d ago

Or not, they were together

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u/derrickrsay 1d ago

I was thinking of landing strip when she watches him in the mirror

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u/SharpLocksmith789 1d ago

Bet he asked her to let him give her a landing strip and she said "fine, but I get to give you one too."

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u/TokiVideogame 1d ago

shade like "i" hairdew

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u/JellyPast1522 1d ago

Fuzzy Door Productions

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u/flowercrownrugged 1d ago

‘They both have a landing strip.’

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u/Chungastic 1d ago

Death Grips happened?

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u/WorkingGovernment192 1d ago

Somebody played to much Psychonauts.

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 1d ago

It’s just a look. I convinced my friend to do the same thing in 10th grade and he grew it out really long.

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u/GreenHocker 1d ago

I think the simple answer is that he lost a bet and owned up to it

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u/crazykewlaid 1d ago

He probably just lost a bet

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u/GrandMoffTarkan 1d ago

Hummer man here! Usually I win collisions, but turns a light rail car has a wicked moment of inertia! Anyway, wound up being disembodied, but then I remembered all those pedestrians I ran over game me mad horcruxes so I was just disembodied for a while. This dude was doing some background research on Harry Potter and I was like "Hey Bro, want me to Prof Quill you?" and anyway that's my chin strap right there.

Now check out this hard right across three lanes, woo!

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u/Exotic_Insurance_610 1d ago

Keep the linkin park going guys? Love you all.

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u/silverscent 1d ago

I thought he had a neck brace for a second.

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u/BolognaIsThePassword 1d ago

Don’t care. Just watched the lighthouse and Pattinson is one of the best actors of our generation hands down. He can do whatever he wants to his hair!

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u/Massive-Anxiety7177 1d ago

Backwards Hitler

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u/dwartbg9 23h ago

Fkatwigs....

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u/Kursum 23h ago

It's a follow me stripe, he's a world war 2 army officer 

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u/creepygirlodd 23h ago

Her bikini line?

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u/Soggy_Auggy__ 22h ago

I heard that when fka twigs and pattinson were together, he'd refuse to defend her publicly against online racist comments. Perhaps she's comparing that part of hair to hitlers mustache?

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u/Xenu66 21h ago

Looks like Hitler

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u/Sabithomega 20h ago

She did it

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u/World_In_The_Door 10h ago

Do yall see THE MUSTACHE?

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u/ohnoooooooooooooooo 7h ago

It rubbed off. With friction.

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u/ApprehensiveShame610 6h ago

Iono, I cut my buddy’s hair kinda like this once in tenth grade, he had no idea why everyone was laughing.

I didn’t let him go out in public, just among friends.

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u/SlowDocument5736 6h ago

I kinda interpret it as, his haircut looks very “business in the front, party in the back” but looks like a door lol

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u/dremrae 1d ago

Landing strip for his nussy