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u/Ok-Pumpkin-9642 1d ago
All I know is fkatwings is the ex-fiance of pattision
so might be related to his relationship
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u/No-Educator-8069 1d ago
Well all *I* know is that time is a valuable thing. Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings.
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u/zjedi 1d ago
I'll try to keep in mind why you designed this rhyme.
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u/AugieDoggieDank 1d ago edited 1d ago
In do time
Edit: *due
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u/CouplingWithQuozl 1d ago
AAALLLLLL III KKKNNNOOOWWW
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u/LlawwalL 1d ago
Time is a valuable thing….
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u/GeneralGalvatron 1d ago
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
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u/Ectoplasmix 14h ago
watch it count down to the end of the day
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u/Ok-Bowl696 1d ago
Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away
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u/qc_overthinker 1d ago
It's so unreal
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u/Apprehensive-Ad9185 1d ago
Didn't look out below, watch the time go right out the window
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u/LunarDamage 1d ago
Tryna hold on, d-didn't even know, I wasted it all just to watch you go
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u/Himbeerelfee 1d ago
I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart
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u/RHGOtakuxxx 1d ago
I tried so hard, and got so far
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u/JagdXiii 1d ago
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
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u/Tr3flip_king 1d ago
WHAT IVE DONEEEEE!!!!!!!
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u/latrodectal 1d ago
why does it feel like night today? something in here’s not right today.
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u/jimini-crimini 1d ago
The clock ticks like a microwave
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP
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u/Mean_Fig_7666 1d ago
How the fuck do you say that username
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u/HonkHonkBeach 1d ago
Formerly Known As Twigs?
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u/CrystalCandy00 1d ago
I know nothing about this person besides that she dated men then turned around saying they were the worst, and they probably are, but it’s like a pattern with her?
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u/hailey_moe 1d ago
FKA Twigs is his ex, so she’s saying while the general public may not know the why behind this, she does because they were together for quite some time. 100% certain that RPatz just did this to fuck with people.
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u/WaryCleverGood 1d ago
Absolutely. It’s not that deep she just has firsthand knowledge the rest of us don’t.
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u/tombrady011235 1d ago
Yea I just took it as she was there. It’s probably some silly thing that happened and a funny story to a small circle of friends
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u/hailey_moe 1d ago
Yeah, and Robert Pattinson is known for just generally being a troll. I’m pretty sure he’s referred to himself as such in an interview somewhere lol
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u/Tanb12 1d ago
Whatever happened there?! I'll tell you what happened: this piece of shit's barber shaved my head like this without any provocation, what so ever
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u/Weird-Library-3747 1d ago
Alright alright were not making an Indie here
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u/kbjami 1d ago
It’s killing me, what all are yall referencing
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u/MaxZorin44456 1d ago
He never had the makings of a varsity Sopranos quoter.
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u/32andFlatulent 1d ago
Seriously just watch Sopranos, no sub is safe from it's quotes at this point and it'll make so much sense lol
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u/Acheron98 1d ago
The scene wear Phil Leotardo turns into a house is one of the scenes of all time.
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u/lunarmidnight2398 1d ago
No I’ll tell you what happened here! What’s happening is the framus intersects with the ramistan, approximately at the paternoster. Hehehe
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u/timtimforever 1d ago
Conjecture - he asked her to shave that way. She said it would look ridiculous and unnatural. She agreed to do it if he did it first
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u/MazzleMaze 1d ago
Story time, this happened to someone I went to high school with. He kept asking his GF to do anal. She said she would do it only if she got to do it to him first. Finally he agreed to do it first. She took a dildo and shoved it in his ass, no lube... He was allegedly in a lot of pain.
The kicker is when she pulled it out he said 'okay my turn now.' To which she said 'are you kidding, I'm not letting you do that. That looked way too painful.' She later told me she had 0 intentions of allowing him to put anything up her rear.
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u/Salaimander 1d ago
That's actually really messed up and I'm not sure if you're telling this story as if it's a funny anecdote.
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u/unlockdestiny 19h ago
So she sexually assaulted him by doing something that she knew would be painful? That's super fucked up so they both deserve each other, ig
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u/personalterminal 1d ago
FKA Twigs and Robert Pattinson were in a relationship. He is thought to be the subject of her very sad and beautiful song “cellophane.”
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u/SendohJin 1d ago
until you posted it like that, i was reading the name as F-Kat-Wigs.
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u/BrantSchmucker 1d ago
How does that explain the patch of hair on the back of his neck, though? Is that mentioned in the lyrics somehow?
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u/laughingintothevoid 1d ago
It doesn't, I don't think there's any "joke" really. It's just that she's a person who knows him personally popping up to say "I know" while the public is wondering.
If it's being reposted as a joke or getting comments like it's funny, the joke in that is for people who know who she is and just think it's funny to understand why this username would know, while other people who don't realize the significance of the person commenting may be trying to figure out if the answer to the joke is in the picture.
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u/tombrady011235 1d ago
Yea I just took it as she was there. It’s probably some silly thing that happened and a funny story to a small circle of friends
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u/afanoftrees 1d ago
It used to be covered in cellophane
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u/Jumpy_Dragonfly5809 1d ago
Late night when you neeeeeed myyyyy loveeee.
Covered in your cellophane
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u/Leading_Offer5995 23h ago
It certainly explains how she’d know. She was presumably there when it happened, or at least heard the behind the scenes story some time after.
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u/yacht_clubbing_seals 22h ago
The song, the video… so fucking gorgeous. I knew the two dated, but I guess I never imagined such beauty could be inspired by Pattinson. No shade, I think he’s an incredible and diverse actor who picks some cool roles.
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u/AbelCapabel 1d ago
I think we have a different opinion on what a beautiful song is...
That was a first and also a last... Damn...
I love emotional songs, but this was not that (for me).
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u/drillmaster125 1d ago
It’s his inhibitor chip. Removing it allowed him to move on from Harry Potter and Twilight.
“Good actors follow quality.”
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u/BigMACfive 1d ago
My roommate in college used to give everyone buzz cuts bc that was the look at the time and he did this to me before a night out once lol didn't notice until someone was like why tf do you have a soul patch on the back of your neck 😂
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u/San_Duku 1d ago
Is it just me or are 50% of the posts on here just 'now one knows...'-> 'i know'' and similar pseudo mysterious crap. If you know, just freakin post in instead
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u/busrider1998 1d ago
Others have pointed out that FKA twigs was his partner at the time, but I’ll add that she’s an alternative singer with a weird aesthetic. One of her most famous recent hairstyles was a “skullet,” or a mullet with her head shaved in the front. I don’t know if there’s a specific meaning, but the simple answer is that her weird rubbed off on him while they were together.
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u/SharpLocksmith789 1d ago
Bet he asked her to let him give her a landing strip and she said "fine, but I get to give you one too."
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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 1d ago
It’s just a look. I convinced my friend to do the same thing in 10th grade and he grew it out really long.
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u/GrandMoffTarkan 1d ago

Hummer man here! Usually I win collisions, but turns a light rail car has a wicked moment of inertia! Anyway, wound up being disembodied, but then I remembered all those pedestrians I ran over game me mad horcruxes so I was just disembodied for a while. This dude was doing some background research on Harry Potter and I was like "Hey Bro, want me to Prof Quill you?" and anyway that's my chin strap right there.
Now check out this hard right across three lanes, woo!
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u/BolognaIsThePassword 1d ago
Don’t care. Just watched the lighthouse and Pattinson is one of the best actors of our generation hands down. He can do whatever he wants to his hair!
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u/Soggy_Auggy__ 22h ago
I heard that when fka twigs and pattinson were together, he'd refuse to defend her publicly against online racist comments. Perhaps she's comparing that part of hair to hitlers mustache?
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u/ApprehensiveShame610 6h ago
Iono, I cut my buddy’s hair kinda like this once in tenth grade, he had no idea why everyone was laughing.
I didn’t let him go out in public, just among friends.
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u/SlowDocument5736 6h ago
I kinda interpret it as, his haircut looks very “business in the front, party in the back” but looks like a door lol



















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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 1d ago
u/soap94, your post does belong here!