r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 1d ago

Thank you Peter very cool peter?

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u/timtimforever 1d ago

Conjecture - he asked her to shave that way. She said it would look ridiculous and unnatural. She agreed to do it if he did it first

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u/MazzleMaze 1d ago

Story time, this happened to someone I went to high school with. He kept asking his GF to do anal. She said she would do it only if she got to do it to him first. Finally he agreed to do it first. She took a dildo and shoved it in his ass, no lube... He was allegedly in a lot of pain.

The kicker is when she pulled it out he said 'okay my turn now.' To which she said 'are you kidding, I'm not letting you do that. That looked way too painful.' She later told me she had 0 intentions of allowing him to put anything up her rear.

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u/unlockdestiny 21h ago

So she sexually assaulted him by doing something that she knew would be painful? That's super fucked up so they both deserve each other, ig