r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/dream_monkey • 21h ago

Meme needing explanation I’m genuinely mystified

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u/epicredditdude1 21h ago

She’s an insane hippy that does insane hippy stuff on social media for attention.

The joke is, imagine if it was all actually real and she alerted aliens to our location so they vaporized us with their advanced weapons.

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u/JJ8OOM 21h ago

I would like to correct that a bit.

She is an OF-“model”, that make wannabe-hippie thirst-trap videos, to make people interested in buying pictures of her dirty bumhole.

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u/FartPotatoBeef 21h ago

Only people that paid to see the dirty butthole know if it is in fact a dirty butthole.

Big brain gif right here

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u/JJ8OOM 21h ago

Do you know, if it’s in fact a dirty bumhole…?

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u/Phyddlestyx 21h ago

It is a dirty bumhole, but admittedly this is secondhand knowledge gained from multiple of your previous comments here.

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u/bugzcar 21h ago

How dirty we talking? takes out notepad and pen

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u/Phyddlestyx 21h ago

We're talking soil horizons. Edit: that was conjecture on my part based on the provided pic

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u/wildjakes 21h ago

*jots down skid marks

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u/fleabus412 17h ago

I diverted and found a video where ahe shaves standing up. She spread the cheeks at the end and it was clean. Not bleached mind you but clean.

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u/bugzcar 15h ago

I was just kidding but … thank you

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u/sonofaresiii 8h ago

Reddit in general seems to *really* hate this woman without much reason why. I honestly kind of feel like it's general red-pill/incel misogyny. She doesn't ever seem to be hurting anyone, she makes music that has a lot of fans, she's a sex worker, but any time she comes up on reddit it's just people ruthlessly insulting her for no real reason.

idk. i think she's fine. She pops up now and again, I mostly scroll past and get on with my life.

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u/FartPotatoBeef 21h ago

I do not know the level of cleanliness she currently maintains on her knot.

That said I’d check it out for free but wouldn’t pay the OF tax.

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u/GrinderMonkey 21h ago

I'm sorry I'm only available for butthole inspections in person. She can DM me an we will figure out a payment plan, but I'm a professional and I don't come cheap.

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u/Metals4J 19h ago

When you’re good at something, never do it for free.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 19h ago

How…how dirty is that bunghole?

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u/Puzzled-Mistake-584 17h ago

She is rich, and it in fact is not dirty.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 21h ago

Google will take you to for free. Your choice if you go down that path. I'll be here when you return for I cannot go further down that path

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u/DripPirateRoberts 20h ago

I will confirm the butthole is dirty. I looked.

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u/MrVeazey 20h ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/HairballTheory 20h ago

Of course it’s dirty, it has dreadlocks! Kinda hard to clean with all those down there to be fair.

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u/SnooWalruses438 20h ago

To be faaaaair

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u/JASHERCIST616 20h ago

I don't think those are dreadlocks down there....

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u/PracticalReception34 20h ago

It's nasty, for sure, but pour some water on it and I guess the parasites that sprout could look like hair.

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u/24rawvibes 14h ago

Dingle berries is the term my friend

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u/TransitionAway9840 19h ago

Same, I had to see for myself. It was free though

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u/Spirited-Tonight6043 20h ago

Name? So i make sure to not look it!

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u/jampott77 19h ago

Catpiss Neverclean

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u/Dintobean 20h ago

Shannin Blake

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u/dotbeta 6h ago

This gold, Jerry. GOLD!

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u/freakbutters 20h ago

What would one type into Google, if one were so inclined?

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u/fistofdoritos 18h ago

Just need to know so i never type those exact words into Google. Also, how far should i scroll? Just need to know all the required steps to avoid this

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u/JJ8OOM 12h ago

I ain’t going down that road, too smelly for me.