r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/dream_monkey • 20h ago
Meme needing explanation I’m genuinely mystified
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u/epicredditdude1 20h ago
She’s an insane hippy that does insane hippy stuff on social media for attention.
The joke is, imagine if it was all actually real and she alerted aliens to our location so they vaporized us with their advanced weapons.
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u/JJ8OOM 20h ago
I would like to correct that a bit.
She is an OF-“model”, that make wannabe-hippie thirst-trap videos, to make people interested in buying pictures of her dirty bumhole.
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u/FartPotatoBeef 20h ago
Only people that paid to see the dirty butthole know if it is in fact a dirty butthole.
Big brain gif right here
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u/JJ8OOM 20h ago
Do you know, if it’s in fact a dirty bumhole…?
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u/Phyddlestyx 20h ago
It is a dirty bumhole, but admittedly this is secondhand knowledge gained from multiple of your previous comments here.
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u/bugzcar 19h ago
How dirty we talking? takes out notepad and pen
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u/Phyddlestyx 19h ago
We're talking soil horizons. Edit: that was conjecture on my part based on the provided pic
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u/fleabus412 15h ago
I diverted and found a video where ahe shaves standing up. She spread the cheeks at the end and it was clean. Not bleached mind you but clean.
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u/FartPotatoBeef 20h ago
I do not know the level of cleanliness she currently maintains on her knot.
That said I’d check it out for free but wouldn’t pay the OF tax.
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u/GrinderMonkey 19h ago
I'm sorry I'm only available for butthole inspections in person. She can DM me an we will figure out a payment plan, but I'm a professional and I don't come cheap.
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u/Jenjen4040 19h ago
I mean… the odds of her being dirty anywhere including her butthole were pretty high
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u/cikanman 1h ago
I was in the military. People got paid to see my bunghole, I got zero % of that. IYKYK
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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 19h ago edited 19h ago
She's a trustafarian. Trust fund nepo baby protected by money from consequences and appropriating the hippie aesthetic without understanding the lifestyle, values, and culture of it.
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u/dream_monkey 19h ago
TIL trustafarian
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u/Tucancancan 18h ago
I once took some yoga classes at the studio beside my work. Turns out, way back, I went to high school with the instructor! Her father was a federal prosecutor.
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u/PeanutSauceFanatic 17h ago
You mean just like the vast majority of hippies? I thought it was common knowledge that the boomers partied on the buck of their parents while acting ‘worldly’
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u/mynamesnotsnuffy 17h ago
Eh, maybe. Hippies arent really a thing these days, and you dont really see em a lot cause the ones that are serious about it typically eschew technology and social media. Most of em have permaculture or earthship properties and stick to themselves these days. The "Influencer" types are in it for money and attention.
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u/trdpanda101410 17h ago
Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Naked pics online? Where? Where did she post those?
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u/oldschool_shawn 18h ago
Is she the one thats an "aspiring" musician? Or is that a different influencer
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u/ch3appeach 4h ago
Is she really???? I used to see her pop up on ig and thought “what tf is this crap?” I just thought she did music. That’s hella funny
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u/Mood-Rising 20h ago
I’m amused that the weapon is a relativistic slab of
Tungsten. Whoever made this is either into hard Sci Fi or a fan of Universe Sandbox.11
u/NekrotismFalafel 19h ago
Rod from Gods brought down by dumbass broads with apparently dirty bumholes?
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u/CuntyBallsJohnson 20h ago
It's basically the plot of three body problem where a crazy lady exposes the earth's location because she's uhh... Pregnant
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u/Gravitational_Torque 19h ago
Except not tungsten, but a droplet made of atoms held together by the strong nuclear force
And also two-dimensional weapons that spread out from a singularity and change three dimensions into two
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u/Pliskkenn_D 17h ago
That sounds insane, I should get round to reading Three Body Problem from the sounds of it.
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u/Gravitational_Torque 17h ago
There's lots of cool things. Like assassinating leaders of an industry because its goals don't align with the best hope of humanity; and doing it in space, with bullets made out of meteorite, so it looks like an accident.
Three body problem is the best science fiction I've ever read. But for people who are accustomed to western literature, it will be jarring at first. There are a lot of characters, and none of them are really 'main characters" nor are they heroes (or villains) in a traditional sense.
It's more like an epic, than a novel series. Think it has 2/3rds the word count of the bible, between all three books.
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u/gafonid 18h ago
I mean, her dad got killed brutally during the cultural revolution and in general that entire time would make you pretty damn nihilist
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u/SquirrelyMcNutz 19h ago
I think there was a reference to making kinetic weapons in space that miss their target someone else's problem in the far future in Mass Effect. It might've been one of the codex entries or something. Been a while since I played though.
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u/spastical-mackerel 19h ago
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u/Deinonycon 6h ago
I'm over here thinking "Ohhhh...what's the mass of the slab? How small could it be and still vaporize the Earth? Why a slab and not a sphere, cone, or cylinder?"
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u/RandomPenquin1337 20h ago
Shes the Crystal Queen, Princess of Patchouli, Her Hairy Highness, the Dutchess of No'Deoderant
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u/chuckmonjares 16h ago
I did a deeeeeeep dive on her one time. Even finding some post about her from a classmate in high school. Never found out anything super interesting but she used to be super normal looking. Shes just very interesting to me regardless. I don’t hate her but I’m not looking to consume her content. I just wanna know more about how she got into what she’s doing.
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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 19h ago
She's also on only fans. Most of the hard core hippies I know don't do only fans. But I don't know all of them
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u/sadsackspinach 16h ago
She’s also a promoter of super racist conspiracy theories as is very common among these sorts.
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u/Inner_Extent2375 15h ago
To elaborate on those advanced weapons, rods from heaven is considered the end game of interplanetary attacks. Basically all the dog fight style Sci fi stuff we see on tv is bs. Just like modern arial combat, who ever can eliminate the target from furthest away is the winner. Because we can do tricks with gravity, you really just need a heavy object moving fast enough to obliterate a planet from solar systems away. Oop is alluding to this style of interplanetary weapons system. Just a heavy rod of metal accelerated to near light speed.
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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 18h ago
She is a hippy with an inheritance if i remember correctly. Its not for attention, she is a true beleiver, but its a beleif in absolute bullshit as she is too privileged to have deep thoughts.
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u/SevereRunOfFate 16h ago
I'm as far away from being a conspiracy person as you can get, but my mind immediately went to Alex Jones ranting years ago about some of the world's most powerful people and large scale pedo rings
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u/Mechanik_J 4h ago
Or doing an 'Event Horizon' and alerting a demonic being from a different dimension to ours.
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u/alex_timeblade 1h ago
I love that the advanced space weapon is just a denser metal bullet.
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u/londonbrewer77 1h ago
Thing is, it probably would be.
A dense object accelerated up to 99.99% of c is going to have an insane amount of energy when it hits, and if it’s travelling that fast you have no chance of seeing it coming, because by the time the light from it reaches you it’s almost here.
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u/Ok_Illustrator_3980 20h ago
I kinda know this one. So first you have the crazy women that was really into drugs and now talks about pyramids and aliens and stuff and astral projecting. Then you ahve the concept of the "dark forest" which is basically the answer to the Fermi Paradox, being that if you make contact with an alien lifeform they are gonna strike frist and ask question later nad the only reason you are living now is no one found you yet. The guy is saying she might notify aliens of where we are and we get a near light speed piece of metal ripping the world in half.
I'm Brian or something.
Woof.
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u/Potential_Shallot244 20h ago
People go on this sub and basically can’t read or comprehend a simple fictional scenario
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u/IdkIWhyIHaveAReddit 18h ago
I don’t think you need to know who this specific woman is to understand the meme. You can infer from context clues and the caption that the meme is refering to this woman action being reall.
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u/Ill_Daikon_8968 17h ago
She also went viral on TikTok because this song was essentially a collection of alt right conspiracy theories.
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u/noreservations81590 3h ago
You don't need to know who she is to understand the meme. You just have to know about hippie white girls with dreads.
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u/Ponderkitten 20h ago
Well this one was a bit complicated, but breaking it apart and simplifying some stuff will make it legible
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u/saltinstiens_monster 18h ago
To be fair, she looks absolutely nothing like Chewbacca.
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u/Empty_Insight 17h ago
Yeah, I wouldn't expect the average person to know that "Wookie" (or "Wook") is slang for a specific subset of people who are generally dirty and treat psychedelic use like a core part of their personality. They also tend to have annoying/shitty taste in music too.
Someone who has not yet experienced the 'joys' of being exposed to the Wook culture would probably think of Chewbacca or other natives from the planet Kashyyyk.
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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone 20h ago
This is the plot of 3 body problem btw
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u/Historical-Fish-7396 15h ago
Too far down, this is exactly it.
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u/Aromatic_Ad_921 15h ago
the second season is literally based on the book “The Dark Forest” where the idea stems from lol
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u/flamehead2k1 20h ago
I caught the wook flu from this post
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u/whoscareabtme 20h ago
Some drug allow you to "astral project" it seems like you going around the universe. She talks to aliens. Turns out it is real. The aliens come and obliterate earth with some rods from god type of weapon. Which just destroys shit by being heavy a dense.
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u/AreWeThereYetNo 19h ago
“Rods from god” is this a reference to a
Anathem?2
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u/MrVeazey 19h ago
The Neal Stephenson book? I really enjoyed that one, even though it's not really related to the rest of the conversation.
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u/AdTraditional5917 19h ago
If a fraggle rock character was human they would look like red fraggle....
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u/Rude_Hamster123 19h ago
So, now don’t misunderstand me, she’s awful. Just awful. But I totally would. 100%. Maybe that makes me a bad person, idk. But I absolutely would.
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u/spastical-mackerel 19h ago
There’s an age you reach (if you’re lucky) where your reaction to propositions like this are reduced to a sensible chuckle. Before that age actually following through on those impulses is a primary threat to reaching said age.
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u/MrBeerbelly 10h ago
You think a man would joke about something as serious as whether or not he would
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u/ChargeInteresting278 18h ago
Who is she? Everyone but me seems to know
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u/PeanutSauceFanatic 17h ago
She ragebaits people on the internet by pretending to be an insane hippie. Thats it
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u/Worlds_okayest-dad 16h ago
Yeah, but you wouldn’t be able to wash the stank off for a while😬
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u/canonlycountoo4 8h ago
God gives his hardest challenges to his strongest warriors.
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u/TimeKepeer 18h ago
It takes surprisingly little, in terms of sci-fi, to destroy a planet.
If a civilization can send ships flying at light speed or at nearly light speed, it is fair to assume they can also send projectiles at such speeds.
A very small projectile traveling at such high speeds would be enough to destroy our planet. I believe a baseball sized one would suffice
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u/DogsAreMyFavPeople 15h ago
As an object gets arbitrarily close to c, its kinetic energy approaches infinity. The gravitational binding energy of earth is about 2.5 x 10^32 joules, which is finite. So you could actually do it with any size of object that’s traveling sufficiently close to c.
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u/TimeKepeer 14h ago
Thus, Holeo manuever wouldn't work, but only because if it was attempted it would release such an immense amount of energy multiple systems would be destroyed
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u/MsnthrpcNthrpd 20h ago
There's a popular theory going around Popsci, the Dark Forest Theory. A few books, tv shows, etc.
In a dark forest, prey animals have learned to stay quiet to avoid predators. According to this theory, planetary civilizations need to stay quiet to avoid other, more highly advanced and aggressive civilizations, or be wiped out.
The hippie chick accidentally the whole planet trying to open her third eye for some alien small talk.
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u/Sad_Highlight_9059 19h ago
You misunderstand the Dark Forest slightly. It isn't just "prey animals" that stay silent. Everyone tries not to be noticed because you never know if what might notice you can obliterate you or not. So even when you are the predator, you try to be invisible, because in the forest even the predators are prey. Anything that cannot be preyed on has left the forest for a different reality, usually one existing at a higher number of dimensions. The only way to survive is to stay invisible and kill anything you see before it sees you, ideally in a way that you stay invisible.
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u/Shitfuckbitch420 20h ago
She’s an ex OF creator doing a hippie grift . She makes hippie music , druggy hippies r known as wooks. She claims to talk to aliens in songs so they are pondering the possibility of that being true while describing her
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u/Bulky_Writer_2244 18h ago
Why did she retire from OF? Surely a more financially viable prospect than her 'music'?
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u/Shitfuckbitch420 18h ago
Prob had some form of enlightenment involving seeing a million butthole fractals on acid or smth
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u/SpaceWiizard365 19h ago
I reckon that some alien craft fire a slug faster than the speed of light.
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u/Just_A_Faze 19h ago
Conspiracy theories about the pyramids are so weird. The idea that humans couldn’t have built them is preposterous.
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u/FreudsFeuds 18h ago
I think it has something to do with that manhole cover we exploded into space once. There's a manhole cover currently flying away from us at insane speeds so thats what they would crash into and get ripped apart by after she let them know where we are
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u/ComplexHighway3370 18h ago
Is a reference to a science fiction theory "The dark Forest" and the trilogy of books called "The three bodies problem" "the dark forest" and "the end of death". Its explained that advance civilization attacks everything that could be inteligent enough to send a message on the posibility that they can attack them first. So every space civilization is in a dept silence or is extinct. Like a dark forest. The method that they used to eliminate those that are foolish enough to send message or awnser them is like the meme say, tungsten bars sended at near light speed velocities to destroy the planet that sended the signals.
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u/Queer_girl_as_needed 17h ago
“Oh it’s Dark Forest foundational consciousness theory, neato, you don’t see that often”
- my brain’s reaction
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u/empatheticsocialist1 17h ago
I’m genuinely mystified
That's a very very valid reaction to all the words used in the original tweet
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u/N5022N122 12h ago
The government's have put out warnings about the populus attempting to contact NHI through radio or CE5. Police have been given training on NHI encounters, landings and contact. Seems there might be some there there.
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u/koebelin 8h ago
You could see Earth has free oxygen in the atmosphere from 5000 light-years away just using our technology. Our location is not secret.
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u/Significant-Dog1026 4h ago
It stanks but I bet it grips like the slow kid when you try to take his legos.
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u/Manifestation_Quozzy 4h ago
You're the one letting them represent you. Quit being a coward and do the drugs yourself if you didn't want that quality of representation in the astral plane.
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u/howlingmonkey93 3h ago
Just to add: the tungsten slab part is referencing a proposed weapon which is just tungsten rods, called Rods from God. A massive telephone-pole sized tungsten rod dropped from orbit would land on the surface of the planet with such force that it would release tens of tons of TNT equivalent of kinetic energy causing massive destruction. An alien civilization might launch an even larger slab of tungsten to wipe us out.
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u/SeaworthinessFast161 2h ago
I’m unsure what you’re unsure of. The description is pretty detailed.
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u/andrewellay 20h ago
Man I don’t know but she’s still pretty hot
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u/PanXP 20h ago
I spent a few years being a wook and I can tell you that these girls, while fun at the time, are absolute life ruiners and you never see it coming cus you’re subsisting the whole time on a diet of ketamine, Lucy, and handouts.
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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 19h ago
You all read and listen and take heed to these words!!!! The man speaketh truth.
Live by this. If the dreadlocks balled up twice or more the size of the white girl's head... will be the multiplier level when they ruin and/or destroy you. I almost got caught up with one and I had a convo with a true friend and then by myself had a private self reflecting and evaluation of myself and everything 1: the girl confided in me and 2: I will end up like this
Sure eniugh the sucker that was fooled fell into a horrible trap. Idk what happened but whoo.
Stay away and do not let their "free living" kinky ways and whimsical smiles fool you
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u/Satelite_of_Love 20h ago
Mmmm yes please
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u/PanXP 18h ago edited 15h ago
Another one who won’t heed the warning because, since time immemorial, red flags are sexy. Remember this moment when you’re in a cuddle puddle at a transformational festival camp at 2 AM high on acid and Molly with a bunch of other similar looking girls and you reach over and cuddle a shoulder thinking it’s her when you realize it’s some other sparkle pony girl rolling dick and squeezing your arm while you’re confusedly asking around where your girl is and you find out from her friend that she decided to run off to some renegade set on the other side of camp and maybe she’ll catch you later. But you never see her again and you wonder what ever happened to her, if the two weeks you spent together, running around from party to party after she asked you randomly in the crowd if you have pills and if you want to make out, even mattered until one day you can’t even remember her name or if it even really happened.
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u/petertompolicy 17h ago
What's the life ruining part?
All of that is fun and good character building.
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u/PanXP 14h ago
Trying to figure out if this girl was:
1) actually into you or not, despite all the hippie camp sex.
2) still alive or not, potentially for more hippie camp sex.
3) if she was the one that stole all your drugs, probably while having said hippie camp sex, that was supposed to carry you through by bartering the rest of festival season.2
u/petertompolicy 8h ago
That stuff is all good for you, not a single life ruining thing there.
You had a positive cultural experience that came to an end on her terms.
Good fun.
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u/Tha_Maestro 19h ago
Talk all the shit you want. Her music sucks but I’d still raw dawg the shit out of her.
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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 20h ago
Does the carpet match the drapes?
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u/deedsnance 19h ago
Brian here. I know this one because I read a lot.
He’s referring to Dark Forrest theory popularized by The Three Body Problem. In dark forest theory, an intelligent alien civilization will stay hidden and not seek communication with others which are guaranteed to exist. Because others will exist they also may have technology much much more advanced than you. Because from their point of view you could be more advanced than them, or become more advanced, you are a threat. Thus any intelligent civilization with the means to do so will immediately seek to destroy another civilization that’s displayed the means to communicate and may well be on the path to destroy you.
The joke is that this hippie girl’s “astral projection” bullshit actually works, which it doesn’t by the way, and contacts an alien civilization ensuring our destruction.
I highly recommend the Three Body Problem. Gonna go find someone’s leg to hump. Brian out.
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u/Deep-Grape-4649 16h ago
This is in reference a book series 3 body problem, Remembrance of Earth's Past trilogy if you want to be to be a jerk about it.
Quickly, in the book a person communicates a location of a planet with life on it to the broad universe. That planets sun was struck by a small very solid object going very fast destroying the sun and all life in that solar system.
We’ll see how much of this is in the future seasons of the Netflix show. Book series was great if you like sci-fi stores that cover large spans of time, like Asimov did so well.
Nerd from the show, the one with pimples who hits on Meg
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u/twilighteclipse925 10h ago
It’s a reference to the dark forest theory.
Basically the galaxy is fully of life but everyone stays silent because there are larger predators (older malevolent civilizations) who will hunt anyone who announces themselves.
So this hippie chick took drugs and managed to project her consciousness to an alien species who she then told our location to and now there are weapons on their way to destroy us.
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