r/PowerfulJRE • u/manny8086 • 1d ago

Heart attack mid speech

239 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/FraggleRock_ 1d ago

Jiheart attack

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u/IrishGoodbye4 1d ago

Derka. Derka. Mohamedjihad!

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u/captandy170 2m ago

Dammit Gary

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u/ImAJetFanTillTheEnd 1d ago

God is not on their side

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u/joeg26reddit 1d ago

TBH he went to gods side?

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u/MightyJ64 23h ago

⬇️ 🔥

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u/mrkippysmith 20h ago

If you consider Satan God

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u/ArmySorry7492 1d ago

And another one lol

12

u/joeg26reddit 1d ago

And another one gone

6

u/Sad_Garbage4150 1d ago

Another one bites the dust!

7

u/joeg26reddit 1d ago

Ooh imma get you tooo

34

u/InsaneGambler 1d ago

Well, clown took the "Drop dead asshole" part literally and I'm all here for it!

29

u/Teacherfromnorway 1d ago

And now he will meet hos 72 virgin reddit-mods

25

u/Kbern4444 1d ago

Allah said sit down son.

20

u/AuthorSarge 1d ago

Insh'allah!

20

u/azorgi01 1d ago

Another one bites the dust…….

20

u/Opening-Company6237 1d ago

All well. 72 virgins or something.

22

u/Eazyriderchevy 1d ago

72 goats

6

u/c0st0fl0ving 1d ago

72 goats that have never mated or met a welsh or afghani man.

16

u/Oovie 1d ago

When Reddit found out:

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u/nouser3479 1d ago

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u/captandy170 2m ago

I hate i get this reference 😂

13

u/JackStile 1d ago

You know. I'm not one to entertain conspiracy theories. I'd be willing to on this one.

23

u/No_Community_5696 1d ago

Maybe it’s time for Iran to just give up?

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u/Dakotasan 1d ago

I wonder if we could convince them we’ve developed a way to inflict fatal heart attacks on anyone we don’t like. Given how bad their education is, I could see a few of them believing it

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u/Proton_Optimal 1d ago

Fucking lmao

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u/Sufficient_Soil7438 1d ago

May his 72 virgins all be eunuchs! 🤣🤣

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u/RussellRussell1989 1d ago

Death too….. me?

5

u/Black_Killbox 1d ago

Man died doing what he loved

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u/Noobnoob99 1d ago

Allahu Akbar 🎉

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u/SRF1987 1d ago

Did he happen to have a pager?

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u/skyrider8328 1d ago

Trump or Netanyahu should have said something like, "We have this new technology...."

5

u/HeSureIsScrappy 1d ago

CIA WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP FROM MILES AWAY

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u/Western_Strength5322 1d ago

Heart attack gun in the crowd somewhere

3

u/Certain-Monitor5304 1d ago

Sonic blasts released to specifically target their DNA.

2

u/dreadstrong97 1d ago

Whew, thank God for the circle; I may have missed the man keeling over and dieing in that video if it weren't for that😂

2

u/Ambushghost 1d ago

Discombobulated

2

u/Trikeree 1d ago

That's too bad.

2

u/DirtyThirtyDrifter 1d ago

Man if you were some kind of religious nut, I bet this would really mean something.

1

u/LandscapeCivil3822 1d ago

That's hilarious

1

u/Galacticbrowser1 1d ago

Economic pressure is squeezing the life out of them.

1

u/TodddPacker69 21h ago

The poison kicked in.

1

u/TechnicalIntern6764 21h ago

Damn he didn’t even get to ult?? I thought they all had that implode/explode skill..

1

u/fifibag2 18h ago

The discombobulator.

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u/otters4everyone 9h ago

Do you get virgins for heart failure?

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u/NuclearvibratorMI 55m ago

Our goddd is an awesome godddd 🎶