your mindless, fedbrained edrones could never relate in such a way that seeing a fake fighting man in underwear's walkout could make you cry harder than wedding and childbirth. #thankyoutonykhan

Also please ignore that Rush was mad about once again not having a match at All In

the best ppv presentation literally ever. Never have we seen something this good at Wrestlemania (this really was said.)

Not Shawn/Bret, not Hogan/Rock, not Savage/Steamboat, not Austin/Rock 2, not Tables/Ladders/Chairs, not HBK/Taker 1 or 2, not Charlotte/Rhea, not Cody/Roman 1 or 2, not Gunther/Drew/Sheamus, not Angle/HBK, not Firefly Funhouse or Boneyard match, not Punk/Taker, not Austin/KO, not HBK/Flair, not the Rollins cash in.

I used to think the Austin/Bret match at 13 was the perfect wrestling match but that's until this match happened.

I'm sure I'm missing some other awesome stuff that happened at Wrestlemanias before but it doesn't matter because because NEVER HAVE we seen something as good as the presentation for the All In main event.

See you on Collision boys! Can’t wait for the bangers with Rick O’Shay, Taya Leoni, and old what’s his name!

Reddit AI garbage strikes again and deletes another longtime goof.

Over the next 50,000 words I will demonstrate how Samoans are the worst thing to ever happen to professional wrestling, and the world, and are an even more toxic influence than bars of soap and deodorant.

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