your mindless, fedbrained edrones could never relate in such a way that seeing a fake fighting man in underwear's walkout could make you cry harder than wedding and childbirth. #thankyoutonykhan

Also please ignore that Rush was mad about once again not having a match at All In

the best ppv presentation literally ever. Never have we seen something this good at Wrestlemania (this really was said.)

Not Shawn/Bret, not Hogan/Rock, not Savage/Steamboat, not Austin/Rock 2, not Tables/Ladders/Chairs, not HBK/Taker 1 or 2, not Charlotte/Rhea, not Cody/Roman 1 or 2, not Gunther/Drew/Sheamus, not Angle/HBK, not Firefly Funhouse or Boneyard match, not Punk/Taker, not Austin/KO, not HBK/Flair, not the Rollins cash in.

I used to think the Austin/Bret match at 13 was the perfect wrestling match but that's until this match happened.

I'm sure I'm missing some other awesome stuff that happened at Wrestlemanias before but it doesn't matter because because NEVER HAVE we seen something as good as the presentation for the All In main event.

See you on Collision boys! Can’t wait for the bangers with Rick O’Shay, Taya Leoni, and old what’s his name!

R I P H A N A

They're the third biggest company in the US, but they're not m'Dub or the fed, don't have billion dollar budgets and are therefore completely poor. There is no middle ground.

MLW can afford pyro! Nevermind that MLW's roster retention is absolutely fucking horrible. No I will not answer that hole in my logic.

TL;DR: LOLTNA is closing any day now because they don't have Lord Tony or Hunter Hitler Hussein's money.

Reddit AI garbage strikes again and deletes another longtime goof.