1. No
   
2. Absolutely not!
   
3. Hell no!
   
4. Fuck no!

What is next in this sequence?

Since April 2025 I have been out of fucking work because I had my toes cut off on one foot and it took me a fucking year and a half to fully recover.

But tomorrow I make my triumphant fucking return to work! I'm so fucking psyched!

Six fucking weeks ago, I tripped on my fucking driveway while picking catnip for my fucking cats. I put out my right hand to break my fall, and ended up breaking my fucking wrist and the base of my thumb. I'm right-handed, and I spent half of July and all of August in a fucking cast — couldn't cook, couldn't wash my own fucking hair, and had to ask my neighbour to help me put on my fucking bra. I had to get ambidextrous pretty fucking fast, just to fucking get off.

And now... Fucking freedom!

EXCEPT...

My arm is now nearly a whole fucking inch shorter cos of the break. The other fucking bone in my arm is longer now, so the outside of my fucking arm looks warped as fuck. Even better? The doctor said that it's going to take EIGHTEEN FUCKING MONTHS until my arm is back to being even remotely normal.

Not weeks. Fucking MONTHS.

Jesus fucking Christ on a fucking unicycle.

Anyway. My doctor was fucking amazing, and although I've got some crazy fucking nerve damage, I'm STILL going to do my 100-climax ramblefap tonight, god-fucking-damnit. I will not be defeated!

And we could change Reddit's name to Fuckit and say fuck there too.

Fuck all of that fucking shit

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LIFE IS FUCKING TOUGH BUT SO AM I

Somehow the mods will fucking say “this is low effort”. They’re never fucking happy!

Got fucking baked and got baking. I give you my fucks, my cinnamon apple fucks.
I’m off to have my fucks and eat them.