r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/Demoniac_smile • 9h ago
“Did you know that the reason that newborns can’t move on their own is that we’re effectively all born premature, due to that being the only way for us to get out the absurdly narrow birth canal?” the doctor asked.
“While I’d have preferred a volunteer, with the hormone regimen I’ve developed and a Caesarian you’ll be the first human to carry a child to full term.” He continued as he checked my restraints.