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Stan Kroenke is the new owner of the Angels

I truly believed Nashville would finally go back to their winning ways when they hired GMCM. But this recent news has made me sad like Piper from Charmed. How could he think that I could live without him?!

Look at his track record

Rams- won a super bowl

Nuggets won a Championship

Avs won a Stanley Cup and probably could've won this year if not for the Presidents curse

Both Arsenal teams won

If he can get the Angels to a playoff in a couple years then he'll be considered the master of winning in sports.

I’m gonna let you take a wild guess as to what happened.

Arte Moreno finally sells the team! Now hopefully the Angels finally trade Trout to a playoff contender. Probably won’t happen until the trade deadline next year at the earliest. Moreno kept holding that up to sell tickets.

I want to do another ESPN league. Any degenerate shitposters up for it? I'd be down for a 10-12 person league. Thinking we could do the draft on Sunday in the afternoon or Monday night.

The Reliaquest Bowl and Shrine Bowl gave me too many delusions.

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Bottom of the 9th. You have the lead. You have the momentum. All you need to do is play exceptional defense to get the 2nd out and hopefully hang on to win the game. Enter J-Rod.

Step 1: Instead of an out, Julio completely whiffs on a sliding catch, eventually turning into a disastrous triple.

Step 2: Ceddane Rafaela drives Roman Anthony in to tie the game. If this doesn't numb you, I don't know what will.

Step 3: The Galaxy-Brain Milkshake. Scott Servais looks into his bullpen and decides to shake it up, by intentionally walking not just one, but two hitters. Bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it pays off. BASES. LOADED.

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Your desperate hiring of Kane Kiffin has already come back to bite you in the ass as thanks to his aggressive efforts to bring NFL players into your team as well as for abstaining against voting to ban NFL players from college sports you're facing sanction and possibly expulsuon from SEC. Yikes. Imagine if Tulane and James Madison ends up joining. They'd be more worthy than you guys frankly.

This is divine karma for bringing in both Brian Kelly and Lane Kiffin. You knew the risks and now you're paying the piper.

LolCow of the Year Nomimee already. Must be a record for a college football team.

YOU ALLOWED NINE HOMERS IN A GAME

Too late to save the season... Maybe next year for the blue and gold faithful.

Messi will finish off his entire career in Major League Soccer, like he has been for the past 2 to 3 years to begin with

Yes, his dick is stuck in a whopper.