r/Wellthatsucks 9h ago

Reading festival 2026

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u/Jackariasd 8h ago

I was a volunteer in the campsite at Reading festival in 2008 and 2009 with a friend. It was exactly like this, a destitute wasteland of inexplicable tent abandonment. As part of the clean up, we went around with a wheel barrow collecting unopened cans of beer, each tent seemed to be a treasure trove for us as 18 year olds. It was all fun and games until he found a cooler box in a tent. Opened it up and inside was a singular, well preserved, human turd.

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u/whatchasaidwhat 7h ago

I was expecting you saying a human head, but turd was actually more probable.

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u/erect_dragonly 5h ago

I was expecting a finger

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u/Relative_Change2335 4h ago

Same lol I was like oh phew