r/Wellthatsucks • u/mattloaf666 • 10h ago

Reading festival 2026

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u/Vinegarinmyeye 10h ago

Been going to festivals for decades, stick around to the very end helping clean up.

Find SO MUCH good stuff.

Wallets with cash, drugs, jewellery, phones... Enough free booze to sink a frigate.

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u/CharthorneBerries 10h ago

Woah 😳 might have to try that out

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u/ImportantIron1492 9h ago

I tried it once, found nothing but soggy cardboard, empty Pringles tubes, tissues...

I did get a new torch though

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u/Ryvit 9h ago

Do you mean flashlight?

Or you literally found a wooden stick with a cloth on the end that’s meant to be burned for light?

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u/Howtothinkofaname 9h ago

A torch is what a flashlight is called in Britain.

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u/Ryvit 8h ago

What would this be called then?

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u/Howtothinkofaname 8h ago

A torch. Or a flaming torch if you needed to specify but I can’t say it’s something you come across often enough to have ever caused any confusion.

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u/Ryvit 9h ago

That’s weird

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u/Howtothinkofaname 9h ago

Flashlight sounds weird to us. Different people speak differently in different places.

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u/janbradybutacat 8h ago

I (American) remember reading Lion Witch and the Wardrobe for the first time and thinking “wow, the Brits must have been beyond desperate if the kids are using fire torches in this country estate house!” And then getting to the batteries burning out- realized it was a flashlight. I definitely thought it was odd, but it’s still understandable. It’s a stick that’s lit on one end, after all.

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u/no_talent_ass_clown 8h ago

Time to travel! 

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u/Ryvit 8h ago

I have been to a ton of different states

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u/tegoper977 8h ago

Ok so you've never left your country. Time to travel.

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u/TraumahawkS76C 8h ago

Time for Passport Mode.

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u/Speedy2662 8h ago

Hahahaha