Found this on my patio… looks weird let me know any ideas

I baked it
This looks horrible ngl

What he doing

not sure what Arby's has to do with an Internet joke but ok

edit: I'm the top user. My friend's the bottom user.

I had outpatient surgery this morning and now that I'm back home I discovered the nurse left these doodads stuck to my chest and back. What are they? (Note: I am NOT asking for medical advice!!!!)

Ordered my first PSL of the season today but I have no idea what the barista was tryna write here. It was an online order so it’s not like related to me or any convo with them. My coworkers and I had some fun trying to decipher it but literally have no clue. What do y’all think? They punking me??? 🤨🤣 Sorry if this isn’t the right sub… I just need to know!!!!

Bought from a food truck in bulk

I'm seeing a lot of these guys outside my home on our concrete patio, some dead in our kitchen, and some along the garage edge where the door comes down... In December of last year we had our house fumigated and treated for wood boring beetles, and the fumigation company says these are not wood boring beetles and it's unusual to see them. I'm just concerned that suddenly I'm finding several (3-7) in my kitchen area and more outside pretty much daily...

Shoes right?

Lady What?