r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat 3d ago

My cat won’t stop bringing in nuts??

Their catio happens to be underneath a well established nut tree, and one of my 8 cats (Amelia) is obsessed with carrying them inside to play with! She will bring in single nuts, or clusters of under ripened ones. Even as I type this, I hear her knocking another one around on the floor, just like she does every morning ~5am

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u/Ok_Tailor_5213 3d ago

that's a squirrel actually

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u/bedrug 3d ago

I second this

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u/Tennessee1977 1d ago

Those are acorns, actually.

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

Treasure them.

Harpo used to bring me dead leaves from the catio. I miss the mess.

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u/gwaydms 3d ago

I miss your Harpo posts. 😿

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

I thought I would be able to edit the terabyte of unused footage we shot by now, but it still really upsets me.

He was such a busy boy that I only posted a fraction of the things he brought to me.

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u/Nosfermarki 3d ago

Maybe someday. But if it's just for you, that's okay too. I don't know you but I know grief, and I know that it's the price we pay for love. It's so, so painful, but it can help to think of it like that and rise to pay that debt proudly, knowing it's so worth it.

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

Our followers deserve to see those videos. I’d have ended up homeless again if not for them.

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u/throwaway_RRRolling 3d ago

You also deserve peace of mind and the privilege and privacy of grieving at your own pace. As someone you made smile many, many times with the footage you (graciously!!) shared over the years, I would personally rank your serenity and mental space to enjoy your housing over more clips of the baby boy before your ready. The beauty of community is that it is selfless in its care. Please continue to do what's best for you.  💖

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

It would be better for me to post more. I literally have no life outside of this house full of cats and social media.

Covid didn't change my routine at all, except for the addition of a mask when I simply could not avoid leaving the house.

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u/throwaway_RRRolling 3d ago

If you find happiness in soldering through it, that's all that matters. You've got such a huge heart, dude. 

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u/StorellaDeville 3d ago

Don't forget you can wear a mask anytime you like. If it pleases or comforts you, do it.

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u/xenogazer 3d ago

Exactly. I live in Dallas and I have a neighbor who still wears a mask every day. I know she gets shit for it because even I did during COVID, but fuck it! Our lives are our own.

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

Oh, I have never given the slightest shit about the anti-maskers. I have never stopped wearing a mask on public transit or certain crowded indoor areas, and I’ve never gotten Covid.

The point is that I was already so isolated that Covid didn’t change anything in that regard.

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u/lht79 3d ago

I wear one to work as a server and get crap about if frequently. I don’t care. I don’t like being sick and just tell people that, when forced into an answer.

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u/gwaydms 3d ago

He was so good, and so smart. I loved the way he talked while bringing you things. Sending big hugs to you.

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

He used to be completely silent, hence the name. He didn’t find his voice until he found his calling.

Videos from our first year were much quieter.

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u/ChronoCoyote 3d ago

There’s nothing quite like the blossoming of a reserved kitty into themselves to remind you what love feels like. ❤️

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

When we first started, he would drop things at the threshold of my room with a quiet chirp.

He got treats for those things dropped closest and/or accompanied by the best meows, and thus became more vocal every year

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u/KittiesandPlushies 3d ago

Oh my goodness, RainSurname, we haven’t crossed paths in a few months!! I’m so sorry to hear of Harpo’s passing, this is crushing news 💔 May his memory be a blessing, and know he (and you) made so many people happy.

I dread the day I lose my sweet cats, but I have two elderly boys with chronic health conditions that have progressed significantly. Ugh, just typing this has tears streaming down my face. Cats are life changing in the best way, but it makes losing them just that much harder. I’ll keep sweet Harpo in my thoughts every time my squirrel girl brings in her harvests ❤️‍🩹

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

That anticipatory grief really sullies your remaining days with them sometimes. Kiss them for me.

Harpo’s 18-year-old brother Groucho has kidney disease and mild dementia, but is still active and enjoying his life, except for when Airport, Passport, and Suitcase push his buttons, at which point they go in my office for a while. They’re getting better about being more respectful.

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u/gwaydms 3d ago

He's such a gentleman. Quite unlike the human Groucho, lol.

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

Lol, the video of him I linked to is of him being exceedingly rude.

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u/PingouinMalin 3d ago

You know, the fact it upsets you even now only shows how much Harpo was loved and how much he is still loved now.

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

The meows just do me in. The silence in the house is terrible.

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u/PingouinMalin 3d ago

Yeah, I agree. The silence and the lack of movement was driving my brain crazy when we lost our dear Hermione and Grouyou. I was unconsciously looking for a presence in the house.

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

Airport, Passport, and Suitcase put together have meowed less in the 10 months they’ve been with me than Harpo did in a day.

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u/PingouinMalin 3d ago

Haha, some cats are so much more vocal than others. Dadi is nicknamed Broubrou (pronounced brew-brew) because that's more or less the sound he makes quite often. Brew, brew-brew or Brew-meow.

Our Hermione and Grouyou almost never meowed.

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

Harpo didn’t meow once in the first few years of his life, except for one time when I stepped on his tail. That’s why I named him after a comedian who never spoke on screen.

When he finally started chirping a tiny bit, I started positively reinforcing him for it, and later reinforced him for mimicking me. The he ended up speaking in complete sentences.

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u/eliz1bef 2d ago

Which is so funny since Harpo was the "silent" Marx Brother. I am so sorry for your loss. When it's a special cat that really touched us, it's so hard. I will always miss my Erik. I'm so greedy because 19.5 years should have been enough, but it just isn't.

Airport, Passport and Suitcase are still getting used to their new situation. It could be many more months before they're completely at home and may start to vocalize. It can take years.

We have a cat who was fairly silent. Had her from kittenhood. She never made a peep. She broke her leg, and had to be isolated for 8 weeks to heal a fractured tibia and fibula with a piece of steel to fix them.

My husband and I each spent large parts of our day every day of that 8 weeks feeding her kitty gogurts and treats. Giving her out of the cage time. Making sure she had enough water, talking to her, singing her songs.

Now? She walks with a swagger because of her stiff leg, begs for love which she NEVER EVER did before and is chatty as hell. She's like a completely different cat, and she's 8 years old. She was 6 when it all happened, and the last two years have been amazing.

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u/RainSurname 2d ago

I named him Harpo because he was silent for years.

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u/Weird_Squirrel_8382 3d ago

I thought about y'all a few days ago. I'm sorry to hear about Harpo.

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u/HomeworkExtension482 3d ago

I am still heartbroken for you and for Harpo. He was, and still is, an amazing cat.

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u/RainSurname 3d ago edited 2d ago

I've gotten over the loss of a dog and seven cats in the the last 30-odd years, but I'm not getting over this.

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u/HomeworkExtension482 3d ago

I understand. And it's okay if you never do. I've lost many furry, feathery, and scaley friends over the course of my 39 years, as well, and some hit much, much harder than others.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EvYHHSntaIl5m

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u/RainSurname 3d ago

It’s because his death was so totally unnecessary.

If I had never listened to the vet who pushed me to change his diet for what turned out to be no reason other than marketing, he would still be here.

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u/HomeworkExtension482 3d ago

I know, hon. And I am so, so sorry. 🫂

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u/Tabula-Rasa-99 1d ago

I don't think I'm ever going to get over any of my losses, and to me that's okay. Life is bitterly harsh but the time we had together was the light of our lives, and I won't forget it.

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u/ifyoulovesatan 3d ago edited 3d ago

Aww, our sweet Franco loved bringing in leaves at this basement apartment we lived in. We had a sort of fenced-in alley thing outside our ground-level windows, and she'd go "hunting" for leaves which she would present to us as gifts before tearing them to shreds later on. One day she brought in like 6 leaves in rapid succession, so I piled them up in the middle of the room and she went crazy rolling around and tumbling in them. Oh man how we miss her.

(She would also bring in worms when it would rain, which was still amazing and adorable, but way less awesome depending on where and how she would present them to us. I still remember the sound of her meows the first time she brought in a worm. She dropped it off our bedroom and then came rapidly, almost panickedly meowing to us in the living room. We seriously thought something was wrong, perhaps with our other cat, as she led us to her "gift." Nope! Just a big fat nightcrawler wriggling around on the floor, then she hopped out the window to grab another. Edit: I should mention as well, she never seemed to be killing or really even harming the worms. I'm not a worm doctor or anything, but as far as I could tell every worm she presented us seemed to be no worse for wear and ready to be set back outside. Sweet girl.)

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u/Ae3qe27u 3d ago

Those are pictures of a very, very happy cat

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u/Boudicat 3d ago

My Millie collected the neighbourhood‘s washing up sponges.

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u/Sweet_Papa_Crimbo 3d ago

I remember Harpo! Thank you for sharing your weird sweet little critter with the world, he put so many smiles on my face.

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u/ItsMeishi 3d ago

Clearly. You're not feeding yourself properly and you need the help.

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u/nostalgeek81 3d ago

Nuts are pretty good for that, so we can infer that kitty has studied human nutrition

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u/ThatKinkyLady 3d ago

Yea acorns are pretty tasty. Cat has decent taste in snacks

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u/monkeyamongmen 3d ago

I once joked with my old cat about getting a parrot, and I told him ''an inside crow''. That night he brought a live bat, completely uninjured. The bat was stunned literally, I was stunned figuratively.

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u/Chem1st 3d ago

I'm pretty sure this is vegan hunting.

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish 3d ago

This is fantastic

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u/Emerald_Digger 3d ago

i mean be happy it is nuts and not dead/alive animals

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u/ThatKinkyLady 3d ago

True. I once made friends with my neighbors cat. He was a true gangsta brought from the mean streets of Mexico, survived a cat napping, and now enjoyed being fat and lazy in his front yard.

I'd greet him every time I came home from work. One time he left a VERY large dead rat in my parking space. Thanks kitty, badass and pretty gross!

I guess he thought I didn't appreciate it enough because a few days later that was a newer, larger rat there... Missing a head. Kinda wish that cat was a vegan. I've never felt more honored and yet so disgusted at the same time.

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u/HowManyKestrels 3d ago

A feral cat in my neighbourhood likes to leave me beheaded animals as thanks for occasionally giving her food (my 3 cats are spoiled divas and will sometimes reject perfectly good food so I put it out for the feral cat). She’s a scrawny little thing yet managed to leave a huge headless squirrel not long ago 

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u/Morbid187 3d ago

I was working from home one afternoon and out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a cat carrying a rat that was about the same size as the cat out of my backyard and into the woods. Good kitty!

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u/DrRatiosButtPlug 3d ago

Yep.. my cat will find bugs and happily bring them alive to my bedroom. She even brought a lizard once.. Luckily I now have another cat that wants to kill and eat the bugs so even if cat 1 brings me a bug cat 2 follows her and eats the bug as soon as she drops it.

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u/Warm_Imagination3768 3d ago

Would a simple “thank you” kill you?

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u/KittiesandPlushies 3d ago

She’s harvesting and gathering for our family to survive the winter.

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u/biest229 3d ago

She provide

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u/gwaydms 3d ago

I love hazelnuts.

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u/DuckyDoodleDandy 3d ago

Mine leaves dead rats under my bed. I find them when they start to smell.

Be grateful yours brings you something inert.

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u/HowManyKestrels 3d ago

Couple of months ago one of my cats caught a mouse in the house and decided to put it right outside the bedroom door and slept by it so I knew he’d done a good job. Not a fun thing to find first thing in the morning!

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u/SewGangsta 3d ago

One of mine brings snakes (alive) in from her catio and leaves them under my bed. I deeply regret buying her a stuffed snake kick toy last year.

I'm just grateful I live in Michigan and there is only one venomous snake here.

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u/panda_poon 3d ago

This needs to be at the top of the comments

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u/Elf-7659 3d ago

It looks perfect for kicking around

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u/islanderACNH 3d ago

Free toys.

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u/KittiesandPlushies 2d ago

I’ve decided you’re right, I may as well lean into it! I grabbed whatever was available on my back step and chucked them on the floor. Everyone is having a great time!

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u/Rosaly8 3d ago

That's a hazelnut!

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u/nomiesmommy 3d ago

Or a Filbert if you are an old as dirt Oregonian. 😁

(Same thing just the old name for them)

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u/Rosaly8 3d ago

Oh that's cool!

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u/Francesca_Fiore 3d ago

Ohioan too.

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u/Thebazilly 3d ago

I'd be grateful for a hazelnut-gathering cat!

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u/Rosaly8 3d ago edited 2d ago

Absolutely🐱

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u/biest229 3d ago

They just like small round things. Mine was catching giant flying hairy beetles and dropping them on the living room rug for my perusal 

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u/KittiesandPlushies 3d ago

She also loves unripe bundles of these nuts too for no particular reason that I see, she just carries them inside. She doesn’t even play with them, just brings the cluster and sets it somewhere we can trip on them lol

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u/biest229 3d ago

She’s giving you a little present I reckon 

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u/CoolMemesMan 3d ago

she's just a little nutty

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u/osteburgermedbacon 3d ago

Orange

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u/KittiesandPlushies 3d ago

She does have one orange leg in the front and the back, so I should expect nothing less than absurdity

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u/osteburgermedbacon 3d ago

Very cute, and funny, that it was one of her orange leggies caught on the picture :)

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u/LadyMelissaMaam 3d ago

Probably have sprites in your house and kitty wants to give them gifts.

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u/KittiesandPlushies 3d ago

I hope it’s the Harvest Sprites

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u/rora_borealis 3d ago

Ma'am, that's a squirrel. 

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u/TricksyGoose 3d ago

"You're welcome" -cat

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u/TheGreatDuddini 3d ago

Your cat is nuts

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u/libbysmith2260 3d ago

She's stockpiling food to prepare the family for winter. You should be thanking her.

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u/SpinachnPotatoes 3d ago

My cat used to bring in small blind mole snakes. They used to wrap themselves into a ball shape and she would wack them down the hallway until she got bored. The other one used to bring in millipedes. One of ours used to just bring me live mice for me to catch.

Nuts would have been nice.

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u/Project_Valkyrie 3d ago

She just thinks they're neat!

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u/Lucreszen 3d ago

God forbid a cat has hobbies.

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u/jamiedix0n 3d ago

Id rather that than when my cat used to bring in worms. She'd even put them on my bed sometimes.

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u/KittiesandPlushies 3d ago

Not to criticize your cat, but…WORMS??

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u/jamiedix0n 3d ago

Yep, massive ones. It started with dead leaves, then worms, now mice, rats and occasionally birds.. i miss the dead leaves days

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u/Cherrycokes 3d ago

1 of 8?!

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u/KittiesandPlushies 3d ago

The r/catdistributioncenter had an error at their distribution site, so our home ended up with too many deliveries of sick, elderly, and feral cats without somewhere else to go.

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u/Cherrycokes 3d ago

Bless you for taking care of all the babes

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish 3d ago

Is that the knock off 7 of 9?

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u/unzunzhepp 3d ago

What do you expect? If you’d given the cat an allowance, they’d given you better gifts.

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u/cemetery_acorns 2d ago

Are those filberts/hazelnuts?

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u/KittiesandPlushies 2d ago

Yes :)

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u/cemetery_acorns 2d ago

I. Am. Jealous.

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u/KittiesandPlushies 2d ago

Lol come take them, I grew up around hazelnuts so they seem as basic and common as acorns. There are so many trees and hazelnuts that maintenance just throws them in with the rest of the yard debris 🥲

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u/icamefromtheshadows 3d ago

it’s her little cat hobby

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u/crystaloftruth 3d ago

Nature makes toys <3

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u/HomeworkExtension482 3d ago

That looks like a hazelnut???

I mean, she's having fun, right? I know it's obnoxious for you, but it brings her little heart joy to share her new toys with you.

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u/eliz1bef 3d ago edited 2d ago

This is a relevant documentary that explains the situation well, I think.

https://www.facebook.com/snl/videos/snl-vintage-delco-cat-toys/2600567186643115/

If you don't Facebook, here it is on YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrfDXbw6gQI

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u/KittiesandPlushies 3d ago

Omg Vince Vaugh and Will Ferrel were so young!!! And what a great skit!

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u/eliz1bef 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's a personal top three favorite of all time. I watched it live, and it blew me away. So unexpected and just hilarious coming off Vince's films and Will Ferrel is impeccable.

EDIT: I reread this and it makes it sound like I saw it at the taping. I just meant I watched it live during broadcast. I am not cool enough to have been to a live taping of SNL.

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u/SnowNinjaSandCat 3d ago

Toy? Please throw for kitty

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u/Frank_Jesus 3d ago

Squirrel in her previous life.

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u/Razzy_3796 3d ago

They’re fun and free toys! But I feel your pain… I used to have a cat who played with her dry kibble on the hardwood floor all night long.

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u/Imaginary_Panda2003 3d ago

Would you prefer half dead mice ??

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u/ketoSusie 3d ago

Mine brings in dead critters. I'll take nuts.

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u/gottkonig 3d ago

Clear lure for squirrels.

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u/Without-Reward 3d ago

My Lucifer used to hunt leaves for us and bring them in to us. I woke up with leaves on my pillow more than once. Even in a catio they still find things to hunt

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u/Big_footed_hobbit 3d ago

Is that a hazelnut? It’s edible, so a trade nuts for treats

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 3d ago

8 cats? Jeeesus

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u/KittiesandPlushies 3d ago

To be fair, I only wanted 3. I just never have the heart to turn away the ones that need help. Thankfully our work paid off, because the nearby feral colony causing most issues was finally all trapped, fixed, and relocated to farm properties or to be adopted by a families!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat/s/YgUtL8avlQ

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u/FightingFaerie 3d ago

My cat loves acorns. I bring some home for her in the fall.

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u/ImmediateCareer9275 3d ago

Mine does mesquite pods — and he’s so proud of himself too! Now I have to rake outside and inside! 😂😂

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u/morbidpigeon 3d ago

That’s nuts.

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u/sp3kt4t3 3d ago

I have seen internet cats also obsessed with almonds as toys and other nuts

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u/Affectionate_Olive53 2d ago

I would prefer nuts to live lizards.

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u/KittiesandPlushies 2d ago

The times I’ve lived near the southern border, I loved seeing the little lizards around my house! Cute little buggers

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u/Affectionate_Olive53 2d ago

Absolutely, but not brought into the house by the cats!

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u/Deiser 3d ago

She sounds pretty nutty for a cat.

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u/Likesosmart 3d ago

Whenever my cats catch a baby mouse, they bring it straight to my bedroom. I would much prefer nuts lol

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u/Sea_Substance9163 3d ago

Man, this story is nuts.

Cat Dad

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u/c6h12o6CandyGirl 3d ago edited 3d ago

Come this Christmas, you're going to be sitting by the fire, cozy and ready for Saint Nick to deliver whatever gifts you have been deemed to receive (have you been good this year?) and a want is going to begin to gnaw at your being.

A want for something you don't quite understand, and cannot remember ever having any of in the first place, and a crack from the burning logs in the hearth is going to make you look over and there, in the warmth and light of the Yule flames, will be your cat.

The cat you have just double-questionmarked asked on Reddit to total strangers about wondering what was wrong with them.

They will be roasting one of the chestnuts they found scrounging around outside and here you will be, without nuts.

No nuts what-so-ever.

And your cat will calmly look over at you... no side eye... no piercing glare from the cinematic light emanating from the fireplace... and you will know.

That cat was thinking of you both.

And you had the nerve to ask on Reddit what was wrong with them.

Tsk tsk.

Tsk tsk, indeed. : )

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u/FlobyToberson85 3d ago

Mine is obsessed with pistachios.

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u/ParticuleFouine 3d ago

If, among your 8 cats, you have neutered males... Maybe she's trying to bring them the spare parts they need :D

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u/dgofish 3d ago

I’d take that over the live chipmunks that my cat has been bringing in recently. It’s such a fun game trying to get them out from under the oven, ha. A line of nuts to the door doesn’t work btw. Cartoons are all lies.

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u/No_Image5370 3d ago

What a nut

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u/Divadae01 3d ago

Raised by squirrels?

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u/Miami_Mice2087 3d ago

those look like chestnuts which is impressive bc they come off the bush completely surrounded by a very spikey, hurty cover. We used to collect them in school and we'd open up the seed pod with our feet (sneakers).

Kitty must be employing a helper to protect his paws.

Also: Small, skittery, fun to bat around on concrete, and smells like outdoors and possibly other animals (skwerl!!). Of course kitty is making them an outside toy.

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u/Gear_head62 2d ago

Well she has good taste, there Hazelnuts.

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u/AIcookies 2d ago

Free hazelnuts!

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u/LortimerC 2d ago

Those are gifts for the family!! 😤

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u/ryna0001 2d ago

that's a good cat right there

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u/jemimaswitnes 2d ago

Hes trying to feed you because you are weak in his eyes

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u/fluffypinktoebeans 2d ago

They're trying to get you through the winter.

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u/steampunktomato 3d ago

Looks like hazelnuts. I hope you're eating some of them! Not just letting them go to waste

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 3d ago

Free hazelnuts? Yes, please!!

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u/LukeDragnar 3d ago

Offerings for the lord protector of the land

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u/Rydraenei 3d ago

That's nuts

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u/Goth_Spice14 3d ago

Maybe get them little toys balls to bat around the house?

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u/Forsythia77 3d ago

Can't a girl just enjoy her stash of nuts?? Sheesh!

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u/Steppyjim 2d ago

You should see the squirrel. That’s all that’s left

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u/Needs_ADD_Meds 1d ago

Those are hazelnuts. You should consider yourself lucky. You should crosspost this to r/foraging, you'll make a lot of people jealous.

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u/Throwaway88202 1d ago

I have a cat who would bring home pine cones every day, until we had to make her a full-time inside cat.

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u/btc909 1d ago

Cats love routines.

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u/Organic_Ad_2520 3d ago

Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he ...apparently always feels like a nut🤷‍♀️

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u/Few_Scientist5381 3d ago

A viable food source is Procured, I get Pebbles & Le'fe.

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u/sm_rollinger 3d ago

Helping you with hunting? Id be saving them!

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u/Some-General9924 3d ago

Looks like chestnuts. Cook em up!

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u/crimson_hunter01 2d ago

Cat probably asking you where is his nuts after the trip to the vet last week

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u/RainbowHipster420 1d ago

Bruh that's nuts

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u/xlebronjames 1d ago

I read the title wrong the first time

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u/Guy3nder 3d ago

Was gonna make a "looking for his lost pair" joke and then read the description and found out it's a she...

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u/FrankyMornav 3d ago

The nutty pussy

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u/Sundan42 2d ago

This is top tier humor idk why you’re getting downvoted

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u/FrankyMornav 2d ago

Someone downvotes me, and people who see a negative comment like to dislike it, it's okay, reddit works like that