Just reposting this screenshot of a post I saw this morning. I couldn't help but think of this group.

So, I hired this tarot reader I found on reddit while scrolling between cat videos and Asian porn. Anyway, I decide to ask her why my boyfriend and his best friend spend so much time together (I think they’re planning a proposal to surprise me on my birthday! 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁). I sent her a photo of the two of them kissing at graduation (they’re so cute! They’ve been kissing on the mouth since daycare. My boyfriend said he learned to French kiss with him, it’s so romantic! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰) and these cards came up for me. She told me I was being an idiot, that he obviously wasn’t planning a proposal after three months of dating (🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄), that he was clearly sleeping with his best friend. I got really mad and lost it and said some really nasty things to her, so I blocked this JUDGMENTAL HOMOPHOBIC MISANTHROPIC ENVIOUS WITCH 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 and decided to ask ChatGPT instead, who’s never wrong, and it TOTALLY agreed with me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀.

Can anyone recommend a lawyer? I think I’m going to sue her for emotional damages anyway. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️

By the way, do you guys think she’s doing some weird voodoo thing with menstrual blood to steal my boyfriend? I wouldn’t be surprised if she fell in love the second she saw the photo… 😒😒😒😒😒😒

So, I wanna do the LBRP because every witch does it, but there's a problem: I'm a cambion. A half-demon. I was born because Asmodeus boned my mom.

Since the LBRP banishes bad stuff with divine power, if I perform it, will I banish myself?

I love him. I spend hours on character ai and doing tarot readings. Ima shift tonight (count to ten then fall asleep) to see him. Never been happier!!!

Went I to buy the usual witchy items of me down at the Hill-of-Bottoms Gas Station and Food Mart™️, and discovered a new tiny vial with a lighting bolt across it. Need I energy and am a reputable addict of the caffeine. Asked I the bottom who was working there what was it and mumbled he a thing to me and winked. "Goljuicecystrust" Think to me said he. Thought I that was for the spells and shit so bought it anyway.

When went I home opened it and sniffed. Smelled it so good. Think am I addicted to it. Took I a sip-little and started to see the spots. Started humming the body of me and felt the little pricks everywhere. Drank I more and started to hallucinate a Waffle House. Felt I the need to pray. Stumbled I to the alter of the Big Lady in the Sky, and fell I family guy character style in front of it. When awoke I, tasted I the blood and was the bottle in the butthole of me. Apparently buttchugged I it! Needed I more.

Ran I back to the Hill-of-Bottoms with divine inspiration, the bottle still in the butt of me. Grabbed I fistfuls of the goldbullshit and took the bottom home with me. Is the wedding Thursday, is every a witch invited ❤️

Has been it the hours and are the bottom and me running out of the goldbuttjuice. Heard I that the Hill-of-Bottoms is releasing a new potion that will turn the bottom into a soft top. Going now, want y'all anything?

I made this money bowl, feels like a shrine to the million dollar bill with my boyfriend's face as a baby on it.

Anyways he thinks im smoking Crack so thats cool. 🫠🤣

One magickal asshole gave me (29M) a sex spell. I recited the chant while mixing some cocaine in my lube and rubbing it on my treasures.

I went to my date's house and when the action started, I naturally scored it. However, my charm proved too powerful and she asked her mother to join me in the action next time. I agreed, not realizing that sexual spell worked too well. Gradually, more family members started coming.

Now, her entire family even grandpa is hooked on me and I receive 297 calls in a single day. I am now getting requests from the entire neighbourhood. Problem is I have run out of cocaine so I need prosperity spells to get more of that.

I also need some cord cutting rituals and strongest banishing spells because a lot of people are now stalking me and sending me unsolicited messages. I need a healthy boundary to practice my manly witchcraft properly. I need your help witches!

As the modern datiay of witchcraft, i hereby declare, that beginners can practice ANYTHING THEY WANT!

love spells?: Just write the person's name on paper and fold it towards you three times with intention!

Curse spells?: Just get someone's hair and whisper a charm and flush their hair!!!

Summoning Deatities?: JUST PRAY!

I was one of the witches that cursed the moon and gained all its POWER! YES, ALL OF IT!!! HAHAHAHA AND YOU CAN GET THAT POWER TOO!

FORGET PROTECTION! WHO NEEDS MEDITATION?! THIS IS THE NEW ERA BEHOLD!!! GLORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I don't think I'm using the correct flair but I wasn't *not* sharing this here.

Is this a magical occurrence or am I in debt?

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I rule the eight corners of hell... When I walk demons tumble, when I work my spells REALITY SHIFTS! I can control the winds... I have an auto shield protection! I HAVE THE POWER OF THE GODS!!!! FOR I, ME, HAVE HEXTH SPACE AND I HAVE ALTERTH THE COSMIC FLOWS OF TIME!!!

For anyone wondering how I got here... I took a bath and a dirty ass towel while listening to 666 satanic music on YouTube...

UJ/ Holy fucking shit. Of all the deities to call upon for this, this Chud chooses Lilith. May his UTIs be anabiotic resistant, his Viagra and Cialis heart palpitations be arrhythmic, and his chrome bracelets pinch the shit out of his wrists. So mote it be.

Apparently demons and spirits have it hard on the other realm of existence, unemployment is so high that they get so bored and go to attack people doing silly protection spells for the first time 😱😱😱 don’t they have LinkedIn on the other side?🤔

I tried to do the ”shadow work” thing that everyones talking about cause I wanted to align my vibes or whatevs, chakras? Idk I dont read, I go with vibez🙏🏻
So I stared at my closet in darkness for 2 hours cus some girl ontiktok said to.

Anyway long story short didnt work out and I am now the shadow. As in I am a shadow now, I do not have a body???? WHAT DO I DO??? Is this a good thing?? have I ascended to the 5D?? Escaped the matrix perhaps?

The other issue is I also am hungry but because I am now a fucking shadow I cannot eat anything else then dust particles flowing around this room. Is dust high vibrational?? Or is there a crystal to help with this??
Please HELP!! I cant even type this post, im writing it with my telepathic vibrationS🔮

And digestive issues

This must be a sign, right? RIGHT?!????

So I've been drawn to Santa Muerte for years now but ever since the world ended she seems to be my only option.

It started with me hearing the voice of this German scientist. He's telling me about some war going on. He says I need to "mend the rift" whatever that means and that the zombies with glowing blue eyes are related.

None of my team can hear him but we're barely holding out from the zombies and ever since those missiles from the moon blew up Earth our travel has been restricted. And worse off is there's this other German. The others can hear him. He sends monsters after us and drops power ups.

Please help!

Hi there I’m just wondering what I am dealing with.

Ever since I came back home to Georgia from Colorado, my mom’s family started to change behavior., etc. I started to question if it was them. I have family deep rooted in the freemasonry; I am experiencing a changing in my mind and body and feel like I am decaying almost like death curse.. but I’ve seen black orbs and a red dot, almost a necklace with a red dot in the middle, idk but I see it when I feel it attacking me and the energy goes way down. I’ve seen my mom and nana talk to cat almost like giving them commands, one of the cats turned into a deer. They use a lot of fear and intimation and gaslight the hell out of me to keep me shelter or knowing their truth.

Is there a removal prayer or ritual to undo what happened to me?

Thank you for your time and energy?