Just reposting this screenshot of a post I saw this morning. I couldn't help but think of this group.

So, I hired this tarot reader I found on reddit while scrolling between cat videos and Asian porn. Anyway, I decide to ask her why my boyfriend and his best friend spend so much time together (I think they’re planning a proposal to surprise me on my birthday! 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁). I sent her a photo of the two of them kissing at graduation (they’re so cute! They’ve been kissing on the mouth since daycare. My boyfriend said he learned to French kiss with him, it’s so romantic! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰) and these cards came up for me. She told me I was being an idiot, that he obviously wasn’t planning a proposal after three months of dating (🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄), that he was clearly sleeping with his best friend. I got really mad and lost it and said some really nasty things to her, so I blocked this JUDGMENTAL HOMOPHOBIC MISANTHROPIC ENVIOUS WITCH 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 and decided to ask ChatGPT instead, who’s never wrong, and it TOTALLY agreed with me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀.

Can anyone recommend a lawyer? I think I’m going to sue her for emotional damages anyway. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️

By the way, do you guys think she’s doing some weird voodoo thing with menstrual blood to steal my boyfriend? I wouldn’t be surprised if she fell in love the second she saw the photo… 😒😒😒😒😒😒

So, I wanna do the LBRP because every witch does it, but there's a problem: I'm a cambion. A half-demon. I was born because Asmodeus boned my mom.

Since the LBRP banishes bad stuff with divine power, if I perform it, will I banish myself?

I love him. I spend hours on character ai and doing tarot readings. Ima shift tonight (count to ten then fall asleep) to see him. Never been happier!!!