r/Zimbabwe Feb 18 '25

RANT For the People who get offended about Rhodesia

137 Upvotes

I came across a post lately on someone talking about banning some Rhodesian meme coin. Like that person, and most of you here, I have also come across the whole "Rhodesia good, Zimbabwe bad" schtick. I used to get into heated debates on Twitter and Facebook with some of those people because it rubbed me the wrong way. It doesn't affect me now because a friend explained to me how to view this whole thing. It's a long read, so please bear with me.

The first thing you need to understand is that most of these people do not care about your perspective as a black person. To them, you're just a thing at worst, more akin to cattle or furniture, or a K*** at best. The correct society is one in which you ( Monkey, Kaffir, or Darkie. Insert your insult of choice) live in some Tribal Trust Land in the middle of nowhere( unless you have a job in the city; if they deem you worthy of having one), you're satisfied with your little hot, tin-house in Mbare or Makokoba, don't have any aspirations beyond working for low wages in a factory or some white man's house, are quite comfortable with being called "Boy", "Girl", or "Native" and you're happy to give over your voting rights to some chief who you know serves at the pleasure of the white man's government and thus doesn't really represent you. I could go on with all the vile things they practised back then but most of you know this already. The best amongst them have a sort of benevolent contempt for you (they will drive you to the doctor when you're sick. The dog will sit in the front seat whilst you're in the back of the bakkie). The worst amongst them have nothing but hate for you (they have no problem calling you Kaffir followed by a swift kick to whatever part of your body is exposed is within reach). Either way, it's clear that they are not people you should be giving much thought to. You should be glad that they are not in a position to turn the clock back and Lord it over you like they did back then. (This is mostly true at the time of this writing).

They are very right when they say that ZANU PF destroyed the country. They are right when they bring up the fact that ZANU PF has made the country into the basket case it is. And they are right when they say that the economy was in a better state then. These facts are important, but how they use them is what you should pay attention to. If you look at their groups, they bond over two things: celebrating all that is rotten about Zimbabwe ( because it validates their theory on us being as less than them and so worthy of being ruled in that brutal fashion) and harping on about how great Rhodesia was. Whether young and old, they have nothing to cherish within their social circles except for Schadenfreude (deriving pleasure from someone's misfortune) and nostalgia.

But nomatter how nostalgic they are, they have to go to bed knowing that the chances that their little paradise of a country will come back range from miniscule to non-existent. They compensate for that by taking pleasure in our suffering. And in their twisted minds, the appropriate response for us to that suffering is for us to regret ending that colonial regime and to beg, on our knees, for its return. But unlike them, we still have our country, shitty as it is. We argue on this subreddit about its problems with the hope that we will fix them one day. We do so because we recognize that our country exists; it's a physical reality. We have hope, all that they have is nostalgia (if they are old) and fantasy (if they are young).

Edit: There are some of you that see this as an anti-white rant or have taken it that way. I am not anti-white. I am specifically anti-Rhodie. If you, as a white person, don't know who Clem Tholet is, the lyrics to "Rhodesians never die", the lyrics to "It's a long way to Mukumbura", or have no understanding of what "Slotting Floppies in the sun" means, then you're probably not a Rhodie. Likewise, if you do happen to know what all the above means but aren't a fan of any of it. The rant has nothing to do with anything happening next door. Its a public response to one of our members who posted something about banning a Rhodesian meme coin.


r/Zimbabwe 8h ago

RANT Denied tubal ligation without "my husband"

34 Upvotes

I went for a tubal ligation appointment today and was told I either need to bring “my husband” or choose a temporary contraceptive method instead. Apparently, being a 32-year-old adult with one child does not make me adult enough to make permanent decisions about my own body.

I was told that “women change their minds,” so somehow a man needs to be involved in a decision that affects my life. This was the second doctor by the way. Why are doctors in Zimbabwe like this?


r/Zimbabwe 4h ago

Discussion At what age did you realise your relatives were insane?

14 Upvotes

We all get to the age where our parents are no longer able to shield us from their family shenanigans. For me, I was 18 when I realised my family is a a bunch of nut cases.

What was that turning point for you lol. I want to know all of it.


r/Zimbabwe 13h ago

Politics You are rich in resources but your children are scattered overseas." Winky D 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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37 Upvotes

r/Zimbabwe 10h ago

News [Update] Real Zim roads have potholes. So do ours now. Event 11: Connekt ESports LIVE POTHOLES // is live — the school bus didn’t make it 💀

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15 Upvotes

We added potholes to Evolution Cars: Selekta Events.

The pickup survived. The hatchbacks danced through them. The school bus got stuck. Just like real life.

Event 11: Connekt ESports LIVE POTHOLES // is out now. Update via the launcher (automatically) or download fresh:

👉 https://evolution.connekt.social/play

What’s the worst pothole you’ve ever hit in Zim? Drop the location below. 👇


r/Zimbabwe 7h ago

Question First time back in Zimbabwe since I was 3 – looking for travel advice from Harare

6 Upvotes

Hi everyone,

I’m travelling to Zimbabwe in October. I was actually born in Zimbabwe but left when I was around three years old, so this will be my first time back since then.

I’ll be mainly based in Harare, but I’m very happy to travel around the country while I’m there. I’d really appreciate recommendations for things to see and do, both close to Harare and further away.

I’m interested in a mix of wildlife, scenery, history, food, nightlife and anything that feels genuinely worth experiencing while I’m back.

I’m thinking about staying in either Avondale or Borrowdale when I'm not staying with family. Would you recommend one over the other for a visitor, and are there any particular hotels, restaurants or bars worth checking out?

A few other questions:

  • InDrive seems to be a reliable way of getting around Harare. Will drivers generally accept longer-distance trips outside the city, or would I be better hiring a driver/car for day trips?
  • Who would you recommend booking day trips or tours through?
  • What are the best day trips from Harare?
  • For places further away, what would you say is genuinely worth giving up a night or two in Harare for?
  • Are there any tourist traps or places that aren't really worth the time/money?
  • Any areas, scams, transport issues or other things I should be aware of?
  • Any restaurants, bars, markets or less obvious places that visitors tend to miss?

I’m open to pretty much anything. Since it’s my first time back since I was a child, I’d especially love recommendations from Zimbabweans about things that would give me a proper feel for the country rather than just ticking off the obvious tourist attractions.

Thanks in advance!


r/Zimbabwe 11h ago

News We recently launched Enda — a Zimbabwean mobility & logistics app 🇿🇼

11 Upvotes

We’ve recently launched Enda, an app built specifically for the Zimbabwean market.

The idea is simple: one app for multiple mobility and logistics needs — rides, executive & luxury trips, express delivery, parcels, cargo, towing, bulky water and more.

We’re still early, and our goal is to build something that genuinely works for Zimbabweans — both customers looking for services and drivers/service providers looking for more opportunities.

Would love to hear from Zimbabweans here: what would make you choose a local mobility platform over the existing options?

📲 Download Enda: Google Play⁠�

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mistnex.enda

Enda — Just Go. 🇿🇼


r/Zimbabwe 17h ago

Discussion A 24-Year-Old Student Allegedly Took Over $1 Million From a Bank. What Does That Say About the Bank?

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34 Upvotes

I've been following the reports and discussions around the alleged case of a 24-year-old university student siphoning more than $1 million from CABS, and one question keeps coming to mind:

If the allegations are true, is the biggest story really the age of the suspect?

People seem shocked that a student could pull off something of this scale, but history shows that major security breaches are often discovered by young people, interns, or individuals with limited formal experience. The real issue is usually not who found the vulnerability, but why the vulnerability existed in the first place.

For someone to allegedly move such a large amount of money, wouldn't that suggest failures at multiple levels?

Internal controls,transaction monitoring,IT security

,risk management audit processes and Executive oversight

Banks spend millions on security systems, compliance departments, and fraud detection. If a single individual was able to exploit weaknesses for an extended period, that raises serious questions about the systems that were supposed to detect unusual activity.

At the same time, if someone knowingly exploited a vulnerability for personal gain, that should still carry consequences. Finding a weakness and reporting it is one thing; using it to take money is another.

What interests me most is the broader lesson:

Does this case expose the dangers of weak banking controls, or is it simply an example of an exceptionally skilled individual taking advantage of a rare opportunity?


r/Zimbabwe 10h ago

Discussion I was never ready for this world

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8 Upvotes

I call upon those who faced the same predicament🥹but we continue on chuggin through!


r/Zimbabwe 11h ago

Question Online job sites that actually work for Zimbos

7 Upvotes

Hi guys, I'm hoping someone can help me with online sites that actually accept Zimbos. I've found some jobs on Upwork but it's getting more difficult securing something. I'm in the customer service or virtual assistance field.

Please may I have some recommendations that have actually worked for you in securing temporary or full-time jobs


r/Zimbabwe 5h ago

Question Anyone here a Chivhu local?

2 Upvotes

Or has any idea who the Chief there is ? (for ID purpose) please and thank you


r/Zimbabwe 10h ago

Question Telegram business

3 Upvotes

Hi everyone, I’m a Zimbabwean currently based outside the country, Middle East. I want to start a subscription based business on telegram where I sell children’s learning videos for parents. I want to set up my channel that allows for automatic subscription payments and easy to use interface.

Something that I as a Zimbabwean can sign up for. If anyone is able to help me or offer a helping hand it’ll mean a lot. Thank you


r/Zimbabwe 12h ago

Question Money in Zim as a tourist

5 Upvotes

My daughter will be spending 3 months in Zimbabwe soon (we are from the UK).

I vaguely remember that when we visited in 2018 money was a bit complicated so we were doing some research - it looks like she’d be best served to take USD in small denominations, and set up Ecocash that she can add to from her UK bank account? Guessing she’ll need a Zim SIM card for that? Any advice gratefully received 😊


r/Zimbabwe 11h ago

Information What if your favourite shops actually rewarded you for coming back

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We’ve been building something for Zimbabwe and we’d love to get your honest opinion.

It’s called Moro.

The idea is simple: we want to make loyalty programs actually work for local businesses and their customers.

Instead of collecting paper loyalty cards, forgetting how many points you have, or having businesses keep track of everything manually, Moro lets customers earn and manage rewards digitally.

If you're a business owner, would something like this actually help you retain customers?

We’re building this locally and there’s still a lot to figure out, so we’d rather get honest criticism now than build something nobody needs.

Tell us what you think. What would make you use it, what would put you off, and what would you change?

We’re listening.


r/Zimbabwe 21h ago

Question HOW? How are Zimbabweans getting paid online

20 Upvotes

We can't use PayPal, Ecocash virtual card is for ordering online so how are freelancers and remote workers receiving payments from abroad. I heard that Payoneer is not as simple as they say. It's not direct,Payoneer account ➡️ Zim Bank account ➡️ Withdraw

I recently started freelancing and I don't know how I can get paid. Please help


r/Zimbabwe 1d ago

Photos What is the name of this building

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56 Upvotes

I'm in love with this building rn. I can't seem to find the name of it anywhere

Hopefully, one of y'all know


r/Zimbabwe 10h ago

Question Does Hatcliffe have a community hall?

2 Upvotes

Hi everyone, quick question, does Hatcliffe have a community hall and is it easily accessible, that is, is there any red tape to using it for a workshop hosted by uni students? I think I've seen one once but when I search the community halls in Harare, it doesn't pop up🤔


r/Zimbabwe 12h ago

Question Air BnB

3 Upvotes

Is it possible to stay long term at a BnB? Maybe through a quarterly contract?


r/Zimbabwe 11h ago

Question As a Zimbabwean what are your thoughts on this Zimbabwean run Social App?

2 Upvotes

If the idea of posts and DM's that self destructs (don't live forever online) excites you - maybe you are curious and eager to support a Zim run social app buzask.com that is making a mark in its little corner of the internet.


r/Zimbabwe 7h ago

Question Does anyone know how much it is to send two suitcases by bus from Bulawayo to Harare?

1 Upvotes

Also…which buses offer that?


r/Zimbabwe 16h ago

Approved Promotion Zvichaita Chete

6 Upvotes

Good music to listen in Zim language


r/Zimbabwe 1d ago

Photos VUMBA FAIR

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29 Upvotes

It started out as any Saturday. I had no plans at all and my cousin sister suggested i join her for the Vumba Fair. I had not heard of it and i got to say, ............ it was one of the best events i have ever been to.

The enviroment was pretty cool & relaxed. I got to see some pretty cool products & art. These were the products that caught my eye. ..........

✌🏽


r/Zimbabwe 10h ago

Question Tired of peer to peer crypto withdrawals

1 Upvotes

How are you guys withdrawing crypto to fiat, tired of getting charged %s on peer to peer transactions. Are there any crypto exchanges that currently link to Zim bank accounts?


r/Zimbabwe 10h ago

Question ACCA business schools

1 Upvotes

Which Acca institutions would you recommend in Bulawayo ?


r/Zimbabwe 16h ago

Question Reputable Apple resellers?

3 Upvotes

I know there's Solution Centre. Which other ones are there in Harare? A friend once told me one other one but the name never stuck