r/analytics • u/Brighter_rocks • 10h ago
Discussion Phrases heard in analytics meetings, translated
"Can we get visibility into this?" - I will not act on this information. I want it to exist near me, like a plant.
"The data doesn't feel right." - The data contradicts what I already told my boss.
"Interesting." - I stopped listening at slide two.
"Can you make it more actionable?" - I don't know what I want. Iterate until I recognize it.
"We're a data-driven organization." - We have dashboards.
"We need to be more data-driven." - We also don't open them.
"Quick question." - Project.
"Super quick question." - Two projects and a definition fight.
"Can we add AI to this?" - I attended a webinar.
"What's our AI strategy here?" - I attended two webinars.
"Directionally accurate." - Wrong, but in a direction I like.
"Single source of truth." - My source. Of my truth.
"Let's align on definitions first." - This meeting will not survive. Nor will the next one. See you in Q3.
"Can you pull this real quick? Shouldn't take long." - I have already promised it to someone.
"Great analysis! Let's discuss next steps." - This will never be mentioned again.
"Great analysis! Really great work." - This will never be mentioned again, but warmly.