r/baseballcirclejerk Aug 14 '24

Mod Post [Mod Post] Introducing new flairs

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I've added a bunch of flairs, mainly team flairs that have circlejerk phrases or embarrassing moments associated with those teams (much like how I did with /r/nflcirclejerk and /r/hockeycirclejerk)

I made one for all 30 teams, and am slowly introducing more over time. There are some logos that I have uploaded but need to find more phrases to accompany them. So if you see a logo that isn't represented, comment it here,

I will also be adding some more flairs (like Reese McGuire, Mrs Met, Skenes, Livvy Dunne, David Ortiz, etc.) once I get around to editing the photos so they come out clearly as flairs. Logos are much easier because most of them are already PNGs

I've also removed a bunch of old and outdated flairs, although if you had it before the switch, you should still have it assigned to you until you swap it for something else.


r/baseballcirclejerk May 15 '26

[NEW RULE] AI slop from now on will be an immediate and permanent ban

782 Upvotes

I'm so tired of lame ass shit like this being posted here. This is like the 5th time this week I've had to remove slop. So now, every time I see shit like this, I am immediately banning the loser who posts it.

There may be an occasional exception if the jerk is so legendary that it outweighs the slop, but you have ask yourself before posting if it's worth the risk.


r/baseballcirclejerk 8h ago

Red Sox announcers when the other team keeps trying to win a baseball game

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847 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 5h ago

m'Trout BREAKING: Arte Moreno has sold The Los Angeles Angels

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154 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 1h ago

Imagine being less valuable than the Angels

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r/baseballcirclejerk 1h ago

Shohei GOATani edwin diaz if blows one more save

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r/baseballcirclejerk 23h ago

Hello, I am a pitcher for the San Francisco Giants

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507 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 3h ago

Big if True My story about working in a Major League Baseball lockeroom

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r/baseballcirclejerk 1d ago

Official Game Thread Alejandro Kirk Stole Home.

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385 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 1d ago

A REAL CLASS ACT! MLB die hards when the 7 year old doesn’t know what xwOBA is

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253 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 22h ago

yankee fan saying Red Sox fans entitled

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52 Upvotes

Thank goodness they don’t live in the past


r/baseballcirclejerk 6h ago

A REAL CLASS ACT! Throwback to Javier Báez baiting the Pirates into an unforgettable baserunning disaster

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r/baseballcirclejerk 22h ago

Ya know, my wallet’s been feeling light lately, I think I’m gonna

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28 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 1d ago

worse. than. steroids. Remember when Goofy was in the Mitchell Report?

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36 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 1d ago

MARINERS HAVE NO PENNANTS! avridge mariners game

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443 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 1d ago

Hello. I came from Japan and was promised big money but my boss is in money trouble. What do I do?

72 Upvotes

I came to America and worked with a small town business. They had one up and coming guy but he got hurt all the time. I fulfilled my legal obligations and left.

A huge company down the road promised me big money. Like really big money. So big that the owner couldn’t pay me for 30 years but he said I will make even bigger money if I take the deal. So I did.

Now he’s in legal trouble and was using others peoples money. Now I don’t think I am going to get paid. Should I hire a lawyer and see if we can come to an agreement or should I ride out my current contract and see where this goes.

Money isn’t exactly tight but I want my money. He agreed to a contract and what if I get screwed?


r/baseballcirclejerk 1d ago

HIS ASS IS IN THE JACKPOT Y'all reckon Christian Yelich knows that A.I. puts him in ads?

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25 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 1d ago

SO QUIRKY How mfs be at the function

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248 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 9h ago

This pussy trying to be funny and getting into Instagram and Twitter beef with a 23 year old podcaster as his team commits three errors

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0 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 1d ago

Proud of my son for continuing his career at the D1 level!

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3 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 2d ago

They were really letting anyone into baseball in the 1800s 💀

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132 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 1d ago

WEEKLY MLB POWER RANKINGS #3

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Power Rankings (8/31/2026)

  1. Milwaukee Bruins +/- 0
  2. Atlanta Breaks +2
  3. Tampa Bay Raw Chickens +/- 0
  4. Los Angeles Quadrillionaires -2
  5. New York Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh key number redacted out the respect for JD5 +1
  6. Philadelphia Fallies +1
  7. Chicago Chicagos Cub Socks -2
  8. Boston Rainbow Sox +/- 0
  9. Arizona Diamondbacks +1
  10. Chicago america (WE ARE NOT POLITICIANS) sucks (sometimes) +1
  11. San Diego Partys -2
  12. Cleveland steam guard Ians cat +1
  13. Miami Marineistfestationamericarailroadcanadiannational -1
  14. Houston we have an Astral divinity problem +/- 0
  15. Baltimore Oats and Grains +2
  16. Toronto Boo Jlays +3
  17. St. Louis card in all directions -2
  18. Pittsberg piracy isnt stealing if buying isnt owning +/- 0
  19. Texas Rangehorns -3
  20. DC freedom 250 (washington nationals if that was too vague) +4
  21. MINI SODA!!!!!!! -1
  22. Cincinnati #FF0000 +/- 0
  23. Seattle marinara saucers -2
  24. Detroit -1
  25. Kansas City Roys +1
  26. New York methamphetamines -1
  27. San Francisco e7sr6ser7se6s7se77se76rs66s7er6 +/- 0
  28. (Tummy) A(che)’s +/- 0
  29. Colorado Ross Chastain (watermelon farmer) +/- 0
  30. Anaheim Angles +/- 0

r/baseballcirclejerk 2d ago

They lost 16-1

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64 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 1d ago

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS Chavez Ravine has new ammunition

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28 Upvotes

r/baseballcirclejerk 2d ago

Average mlb tv experience

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144 Upvotes