r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Nothing Says MAGA Like Poisoning The Food Supply.

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u/Benedictus84 1d ago

And then he gets mad the EU wont import US foods.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 1d ago

Don't forget he'll blame Biden somewhere along the line.

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u/ElephantOnCoke 1d ago

Thanks Obama

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u/Curvol 1d ago

PFAS Obama

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u/Darth__Hollow 22h ago

Why would Obiden do this?

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u/revdon 20h ago

"They come to me, with tears in their eyes and ask, "Sir, why would Obiden put tears in my eyes?""

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u/jjhomeslice 19h ago

Wish I could upvote this more than once!

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u/ZhangtheGreat 12h ago

Because Obiden didn’t prevent 9/11; therefore, evil! /s

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u/Ok-Prune-1248 1d ago

Not before he cracks a shit off into his diaper first.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 1d ago

Well that's just his presidential unofficial policy at this point. The shart of the deal.

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u/Strange_Dust7128 1d ago

I take big shits in my diaper. The biggest shits. People tell me all the time, "how do you shit your diaper so well?" Honestly I tell them, it's because I've been shitting my diaper longer than anyone.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 1d ago

"No president could take bigger shits than anyone. I mean not even Obama could shit himself like I could. They told me at my doctors appointment, that you not only aced the test, but the biggest shits. What other president has done that before?

THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" - DJT cofveve

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u/ThatCamoKid 18h ago

Most expected pun but I still snorted a little

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u/rainbowlolipop 23h ago

I used to work with the EPA. Soooo many propaganda emails blaming Biden for shit. That Zeldin dude is something else.

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u/Realistic-Goose6798 1d ago

Or change the name of something else for attention. Lol

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 1d ago

Kennedy center debacle. The old if I can't have it, no one can!

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u/ScreamingMini2009 22h ago

Thank you Barrack Hussein Obama

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 22h ago

Damn Dijon Mustard and Tan suit!!!

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u/theVWC 1d ago

One of the reasons the Canada trade deal fell apart is that the US wanted Canada to approve whatever chemicals the US decides to use. I used to work in the US for a few weeks at a time and had to start buying organic milk because whatever they put in the regular milk made me sick.

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u/likwidkool 1d ago

He also wanted to approve all their trade partners and have them speak less French. It was ridiculous.

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u/SuggestedUsername854 21h ago

Now that’s not true. Bessent said that was a lie. And since he’s super trustworthy and didn’t know Epstein we can just trust him.

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u/xteve 20h ago

It's the end of democracy in the US but at least we have sarcasm.

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u/chaos_nebula 1d ago

Tabarnak!

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u/Boopy7 1d ago

wll, shit. I'm screwed. Been drinking our regular milk and yogurts and whatever for years and years and years...bc it's cheap and I like it. It doesn't make me sick, but I will most likely get cancer early. It's either that or stop eating.

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u/skekze 23h ago

Eat the Rich. They're organic.

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u/Saucermote 22h ago

Depends, rich people can afford to get cosmetic surgery. Dermal filters probably don't count as organic, although the botox might.

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u/hyzerflipthescript 22h ago

This chemical isn’t banned in Canada fwiw.

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u/siren_stitchwitch 14h ago

Good to know, thank you. I have a ton of health conditions and was poor for so long I forget that the more expensive organic is less likely to cause weird flares, and also that I can afford it now, so reading that is quite helpful.

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u/Protton6 1d ago

Its straight up illegal to sell US food in the EU, btw. The US brands that import probably have a different version of their items for import.

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u/UnedibleHulk 16h ago

Is this true? How do you know this? I would love it to be true...

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u/missgrinchfeet 20h ago

I don’t want to eat US food. Nothing is safe

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u/Klutzy_Baseball8489 1d ago

interesting as it was first approved during the Biden presidency.

Approval and Legal History

  • 2021: The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) first approved the chemical.
  • 2022: The maker stopped selling it after groups sued over cancer and wildlife risks.
  • June 2026: The EPA approved the chemical and products containing it again.
  • August 2026: Environmental groups filed a new lawsuit to block this approval. [12]

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u/BaronVonNes 18h ago

Yes...before they understood the side effects...are you okay?

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u/Megadreddd 21h ago

Trump presides today?

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u/Strykerz3r0 9h ago

So, by your own statement, the previous administration realized the danger and removed the approval until the current administration approved it again, in spite of the fact they now know the dangers.

Thanks for giving yet more proof how much better off the country was before trump

Edit: Hahahaha! Looking at commenter's history let's us know they were actually trying to defend Daddy trump. lol. Trump said he loves the uneducated and that smart people hate him. Commenter is going for Daddy's love on both counts.

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u/collieollie11 22h ago

Can we import some of that EU food?

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u/Darryl_444 9h ago

They cant even fill the existing tariff-free dairy quotas because Canadians just don't buy American milk.

Meanwhile, Americans live much shorter lives than all other developed nations.

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u/uukitt 1d ago

“Forever chemical” and “approved for food crops” are two phrases I never wanted in the same sentence

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u/24_August_1814 1d ago

Real talk, right wingers are such knee-jerk contrarians that we could probably get rid of quite a few just by having prominent progressives and moderates release PSAs on no-brainer topics and letting their instinctive opposition trick them into earning Darwin Awards. Can you imagine the impact of a video of Barack Obama warning about the dangers of operating a chainsaw while drunk?

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u/ShinkenBrown 23h ago

Unironically I think this is a good idea.

Anyone dumb enough to fall for it deserves it. Anyone who sees through it and doesn't kneejerk react opposite to whatever the Democrat says is unknowingly innoculating themselves against that automatic reaction and opening up the capacity to actually listen. Win-win.

And if anyone calls them out on it they can rightly point out that such a strategy would only work on the suicidally insane and ask if they are openly acknowledging that Republicans would literally die to spite a Democrat telling them how to stay alive. There is no way to win by trying to call that out, it would just make them look deranged. Even if it was obvious they were right it would highlight that it only works because they're deranged.

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u/MattyGWS 21h ago

Counter point, if you're going to use reverse psychology on the morons maybe the 'liberals' should just start agreeing with MAGA verbally, rather than killing them off we could instead use their votes lol.

ironically that is probably how Putin managed to sway many people into voting for trump, by publicly advocating against him during the elections while actually secretly (but not very secretly) funding trump.

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u/Cogexkin 19h ago

I love that the internet has gotten to the point where I can read blatant social Darwinism on reddit and can’t immediately tell if it’s a joke or not.

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u/Otherwise_Spirit1552 1d ago

It’s terrifying how people will literally cheer for poisoning our own food supply just to "own" the other side. Pure brainrot.

Its an extension of conservative, and libertarian thinking where they want to get rid of everything they do not understand alongside things that communally also benefit those they hate.

So, roads are great, but the taxes that pay for them are theft because other people they dislike also benefit from their use. Regulations are bad because they do not understand their necessity, or otherwise feel personally inconvenienced by them while not understanding how they too are protected alongside everyone else when they are present and enforced.

So, to these people taxes are theft, government programs are bad, but they are also first in line to cry about why government failed to protect them from something... usually immediately turning around to complain about how "government doesn't work" and to the first items in this loop and sabotaging something else everyone needs.

Just about always there is also some poorly abstracted bigotry attached to it all which comes in play with "owning the libs" etc.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 23h ago

That's a long way to say "they're abject morons and deplorable".

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u/Otherwise_Spirit1552 23h ago

Well, yes, but it is also often important to define what things lie behind other things.

Like the way they use language in general... its all about slogans, and slurs that drive emotional responses be that for their own, or as a response to them by others. Its a reflection of how most maga have poor emotional regulations, poor impulse control, lack critical thinking skills, and are more often than not driven forward by hate, fear, and anger.

Such definition helps to understand why they are the way they are, why they do what they do, and at times helps to identify the appropriate responses to their nonsense when civil discourse has no effect, and can not be engaged in due to their malignant ignorance.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 23h ago

I totally agree and fleshed out that's all correct. It's just that they're still fucking morons and you don't reason with morons. They don't care about emotional appeals to be GOOD. Literally only hatred and fear get through.

If they cared about emotional appeals to be good they would care about the same shit Progressives do (universal healthcare, police reform, political reforms to better represent citizens, etc).

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u/PlantainPat 23h ago

every libertarian i've known is a "i read a lot of sci fi books, i'm really intelligent" kind of guy

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u/Worthyness 1d ago

They probably want to encourage blood letting as a cure all for things again. Because switching out your blood is basically the only way to get rid of these things. Maybe theyll add some leeches too.

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u/Allegorist 23h ago edited 23h ago

I hate the term "forever chemical", it is not very descriptive and it's primary purpose is the negative connotation. Generally speaking the term is meant to be used to refer to PFAS, but some media has taken to using it to describe literally anything that contains fluorine in it (like this, it is not a PFAS). It may be toxic for other reasons, I am not sure, but it does not break down into smaller fluorinated alkyl chains and it can be removed from soil/groundwater much more easily. It does not have similar physical properties to PFAS compounds, it is very much it's own thing that just happens to have fluorine at a few sites.

Here is the molecule, for those interested. I would be much more concerned with everything else it has going on than the fact it has a couple fluorine atoms in it. Those are relatively stable and not going anywhere.

Again, I am not saying it isn't toxic. As a pesticide it probably is. I am just saying this doesn't belong lumped in with PFAS, and calling it a "forever chemical" just obfuscates it further.

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u/LionelDelPhap 22h ago edited 22h ago

Yeah agreed, that had me scratching my head as well. Granted I don't really know anything about persistence of trifludimoxazin in the environment, bioaccumulation, etc., but "forever chemicals" is understood to refer to PFAS which this is not.

Edit: Nope I'm wrong, since it depends on the definition of the agency/regulator. It meets the definition of a PFAS.

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u/Allegorist 18h ago

It is very much not an alkyl compound. If it technically is in any regulatory sense, it is in the same way that pizza is classified as a vegetable.

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u/ShineOnYouFatOldSun 21h ago

Why exactly does the US insist on using toxic cancer causing pesticides when it makes ever other nation ban their food and causes massive health issues domestically?

I don't understand the incentive. Why not just use generally safe and widely accepted chemicals to prevent these major issues?

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u/SageZayiniel777 21h ago

Project 2025, literally part of the plan. They want us weak so we can't fight back. :\

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u/MilosBestBuddy 1d ago

Class warfare. Can’t afford organic poors? Then die!

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u/ChopsticksImmortal 1d ago

Welp, damn, i wasn't buying organic because im cheap but now i might have to because of this admin.

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u/Undeity 1d ago

Organic really doesn't mean much these days. We're kind of just fucked tbh

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u/Ceofy 1d ago

"Organic" doesn't necessarily deliver more nutritious food but it certainly decreases your exposure to pesticides. Like it's not magic health food, but the pesticide thing is real

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u/darkenspirit 1d ago

The USDA’s Meaningless Organic Label | Cato Institute

Does Organic Mean Pesticide Free - Northwest Center for Alternatives to Pesticides

Buying ‘Organic’ to Get ‘Authenticity’? Or Safer and More Nutritious Food? Think Again. And Again - PMC

"One prevalent myth is that organic agriculture does not employ pesticides and other “synthetic substances.” Organic farming does use insecticides and fungicides to prevent predation of its crops. Dozens of “synthetic substances” are allowed under U.S. organic rules and commonly used in the growing and processing of organic crops.7 They include nicotine sulfate, which is highly toxic to warm-blooded animals, and extremely toxic copper sulfate."

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u/skekze 23h ago

donald's grand daughter shops at some grocery store where it costs $50 for a jar of chili, sorry two jars.

https://ship.erewhon.com/

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u/shakygator 1d ago

I don't even believe them anyways. Organic is probably loop-holed just like all the other things in our life.

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u/Worthyness 1d ago

Can be all the organic they want, but if they're neighbors with a full pesticide corporate farm, all that shit is absolutely blowing over into their fields.

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u/captstraggs 22h ago

In order to be organic complaint, farms are required to have a buffer zone between conventional farms. So while there’s always a risk, farms are required to reduce the risk. Farms are also inspected annually to ensure they’re staying compliant with organic regulations

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u/one_two_o 12h ago

Farms *were inspected annually.

Anything that relies on government inspection needs to be looked at by independent agencies at this point. The federal government has shown that there's no lows it won't stoop to. If they decide they're gonna gut the departments that keep our food safe, where are our tax dollars going? That's where our tax dollars SHOULD be going.

Donald trump cares about giving ICE a bigger operating budget than the marines, not about keeping America's food supply as safe as possible. Donald trump cares more about bombing Iran (for isreal), than he cares about the farmers who vote for him.

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u/mysteriousears 1d ago

Sort of. They use organic pesticides— so non-synthetic. Not necessarily safer, but not synthetic. May the odds be ever in our favor.

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u/relianceschool 17h ago

Well, definitely safer than Trifludimoxazin:

Trifludimoxazin is a likely human carcinogen that belongs to a family of weedkillers that also causes reproductive harm, birth defects and neurological deficits in animal studies.

The EPA acknowledges that trifludimoxazin causes thyroid tumors in rodent studies but did not assess the cancer risk to farmworkers who use the pesticide or to people exposed to trifludimoxazin-contaminated food or water.

Spray drift is likely to result in widespread harm to native plants and crops grown for food. Trifludimoxazin is 10 times more toxic to plants than dicamba, the herbicide whose rampant drift and runoff has caused unprecedented damage across many millions of acres of crops since 2017. (Source)

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u/StagedC0mbustion 1d ago

That’s not true at all

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u/takenbylovely 1d ago

Organic is literally the only thing that DOES mean anything these days.  It's being totally bastardized by industrial and corporate interests, but the law is still there.

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u/zeekayz 1d ago

They'll deregulate the enforcement of certification and penalties so anyone will be able to put organic stickers on everything

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u/3esper 1d ago

That's the next step for sure

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u/Jbroy 1d ago

Us poors are living too long according to rfk jr

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u/animal_chin9 1d ago

I have experience working in the food testing industry and organic (in this case) isn't all it's cracked up to be. A lot of "natural" pesticides are found in nature, but the pesticides that get used on crops are synthesized from petrochemicals. Often times on organic crops the farmers need to drench the field in organic pesticide because they don't work as well as regular pesticides.

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u/s0n1cm4yh3m 1d ago

Its fine. You guys have no healthcare anyway. It wont affect any state budget.

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u/MonkeyCartridge 1d ago

That's what's funny.

One of the many reasons our healthcare budget is so bloated while being lackluster is because if we can't go for small things, they become big expensive things.

Not the biggest one, nor the top, like, 3. But it's up there.

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u/vladlearns 13h ago

Trump and his friends go for small things all the time

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u/Exact-Kale3070 1d ago

those suits do not protect as much as they should. a friend of mine lost her father to that shit. even though he suited up, there was enough residue (from him spraying in wine country cali) that he got his wife and her sister who live with them sick as well. so so sad and unnecessary.

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u/MonkeyCartridge 1d ago

Pretttttty sure the response is tongue in cheek.

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u/Cyberslasher 1d ago

"make cancer great again" is said with zero irony is a perfect little snapshot of where we're at

That's entirely sarcasm.

I think you just /r/atetheonion

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u/Contagious_Zombie 1d ago

Just wait until we start watering with brawndo because it's what plants crave.

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u/myRmid0nas 1d ago

It’s got electrolytes

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u/irishyardball 1d ago

Plus it's hazardous to water and water based life.

So basically, wipe out all the fish, the ocean and probably destroy water ecosystems

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u/Koladi-Ola 1d ago

But the billionaires will make bigger profits, so it's all good.

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u/irishyardball 1d ago

Yeah I mean we gotta keep them happy or they'll take all our jobs away or something

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u/Pennypacking 1d ago

Trump and the EPA also recently reversed course on PFAS limits in human biosolids which are applied to our farm fields. Basically, anything you flush down the drain ends up in our biosolids if they aren't filtered or treated beforehand. Once applied to our farm fields they readily uptaken by plants and a good portion of it runs off into our streams. It's a big reason as to why our farm fields and streams are chocked full of PFAS.

Sewage Sludge Risk Assessment that was thrown out

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u/enigmaticsince87 1d ago

The average US life expectancy is currently 8 years less than here in Spain. Let's see if we can make it a decade worse!

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u/Rynowash 1d ago

A lot of us are going to be hoping for 20 years less - unless something changes. This is the darkest and most dangerous road the county has ever been on and it’s only getting worse by the day.

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u/nomadicsailor81 1d ago

That's funny, I just moved to Spain 🇪🇸 😊 Well back to Spain.

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u/PoetryNo912 1d ago

Isn't it used in Spain already? At least on this page, ES and many others already have approval? And it makes it out to be lower risk than the headline. 

https://sitem.herts.ac.uk/aeru/ppdb/en/Reports/3282.htm

Have I got an out of date link maybe, if anyone has more info on this pesticide I would like to know more.

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u/Ivanow 1d ago edited 1d ago

No. You are reading the database wrong. To be honest, that site itself has a logic error, because it lists all member countries, unless they explicitly ban it, while this substance is banned on EU-level (see line "EC Regulation 1107/2009 status: Not approved"), so there's no need to ban it on individual country level.

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u/WergleTheProud 23h ago

While the risk assessment in the database appears lower than what is stated in this clickbait, it has not been approved for use in the EU in any country.

If a chemical is approved it would have to be first approved by the EU as per EC Regulation 1107/2009. It would then be approved by individual states. Here is an example of a chemical that has been approved for use: https://sitem.herts.ac.uk/aeru/ppdb/en/Reports/3342.htm

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u/PoetryNo912 23h ago

Thank you for clarifying, I did not understand that the country codes were headers for a tick grid, the example really helps.

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u/Tribe303 1d ago edited 21h ago

It's 6 years, not 8. The Americans are at 78, we Canadians are at 82, and you have 2 years on us.

I'm a smug Canadian bastard who enjoys pointing out that their healthcare system is inferior to our single payer system, as we live 4 years longer than them on average. 

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u/DontTouchTheWatch 1d ago

Am sadly American, apologies to my neighbors up north. We are the worst at the moment in just about every respect. Hoping midterms brings some good news.

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u/vahntitrio 1d ago

I believe this is one of the pesticides that degrade into TFA, which Europe already has a problem with. European wine has high levels of TFA for example.

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u/RoguePlanet2 1d ago

Huh, never heard of TFA, but last year while in France, sipping wine or champagne gave me instant migraines. Never noticed this before, hasn't happened since I've been back.

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u/-Mithrodin- 1d ago

Makes sense. The more people paying for treatment is more money into his buddies pockets right?

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago

Everything is money with this meatbag. And definitely getting a kickback or inking deals to keep profiting.

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u/WolfJere 1d ago

Peak Republican Capitalism

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u/Lopsided_Inevitable9 1d ago

Wasnt this in Project 2025? Like deliberately create food scarcity?

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u/DaBootyScooty 13h ago

Where’s the “a hungry dog is an obedient dog” clip from Fox News?

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u/mewfour123412 10h ago

A hungry dog most certainly is not an obedient dog.

A hungry dog will eat you

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u/dmh1984 1d ago

God Damnit. I used to make fun of Doomsday preppers. Had no idea it would go down like this though.

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u/TheShindiggleWiggle 1d ago

If it makes you feel any better, canned food is saturated with microplastics due to the can's inner lining. So those doomsday preppers are just getting poisoned in a different way.

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u/jolllyroger027 1d ago

Real preppers augment their properties for renewable food sources. People with bunkers full of canned goods will just die a few months later when the cans run out.

If you cant see a shell bark hickory as food you're not a prepper

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u/FixFun1959 23h ago

If you don’t have a hydroponic section in your bunker you’re not a prepper

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u/Earmilk987 22h ago

If you aren't impregnating your cousin 4 months ago you're not a prepper.

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u/7heWizard 23h ago

Yeah but microplastics and PFAS are on completely different scales of poisonous. Microplastics are probably a bit bad for you, PFAS are really really bad for you

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u/GoddessUltimecia 1d ago

A lot of those same preppers voted these douchebags in office 

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u/Rattiepalooza 1d ago

Probably to make sure they get to use said bunker... >_>

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 1d ago edited 1d ago

Any Corporation reaching out to the Whitehouse:

"Hi, We'd like to set up a meeting to discuss the current regulations regarding-"

The Whitehouse: "Yeah. Fine. Whatever you want to do."

Corporations: "We didnt even finish-"

Whitehouse: "Someone will reach out about a donation or investment opportunities for Don Jr. Thanks. Bye"

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u/Megadreddd 21h ago

Whitehouse: "We accept payment in Russian rubles, Saudi riyal, and Dumpcoin crypto penises"

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u/Alive-Falcon-3498 1d ago

this all in project 25

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

Make America Gilded Again! WE DID IT!

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u/NoAdministration8340 1d ago

Now watch them cry when other countries reject their poisoned food

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u/Rammipallero 1d ago

Now I wait for RFK to tell that this is actually good because it's something the actual doctors and food safety experts (that he is not) say is bad.

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u/Magicaparanoia 1d ago

I guess I picked a good time to start homesteading

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u/Pennypacking 1d ago

Trump and the EPA also recently reversed course on PFAS limits in human biosolids which are applied to our farm fields. Basically, anything you flush down the drain ends up in our biosolids if they aren't filtered or treated beforehand. Once applied to our farm fields they readily uptaken by plants and a good portion of it runs off into our streams. It's a big reason as to why our farm fields and streams are chocked full of PFAS.

Sewage Sludge Risk Assessment that was thrown out by Trump

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u/Small_Personality 1d ago

There’s a lot packed into that headline, someone fact-check this because that’s a HUGE claim.

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u/KillerManicorn69 1d ago

So it was approved in 2021 by the Biden administration. Then was halted by a lawsuit from an environmental group in 2022 due to possible concerns. From what I am tracking that suit is over. So it has been legalized again in July 2026 with an environmental group filing a new suit in Aug 2026.

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u/RabbitAny9477 15h ago

"This is the fifth PFAS pesticide approval under Trump in less than two years in office. The previous two PFAS pesticide approvals were cyclobutrifluram and isocycloseram. The Biden administration approved one PFAS pesticide in the prior four years."

https://biologicaldiversity.org/w/news/press-releases/trump-epa-approves-its-fifth-forever-chemical-pesticide-2026-07-01/

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u/faulty_rainbow 1d ago

So Biden was also a POS. (I'm don't live in the US so my knowledge is not so great)

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u/orugglega 1d ago

Yeah, Biden sucked. Less than Trump, but he still sucked.

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u/GimbaledTitties 23h ago

Is this really how we get our information and form our opinions?

A reddit comment alludes to Biden, some environmental group, and a lawsuit, and that's all you need to form an opinion?

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u/CotyledonTomen 23h ago

No, theres plenty of additonal info supporting its bad for everyone. The Biden part was was just whataboutism that doesnt matter. It was bad before, it was bad then, and is now.

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u/correctingStupid 1d ago

Can't we all just react to the meme with no source first, facts and science later, good sir!

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u/hyzerflipthescript 22h ago

It’s not banned in Canada or literally any other country fwiw.

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u/Jemmani22 22h ago

I thought rfk was the super health guy. Cant even eat dyes and shit

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u/crispymillar 19h ago

If by super health guy you meant "Servant of Nurgle" then yeah

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u/ankerous 22h ago

I don't think anyone who eats roadkill should be considered a super health guy.

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u/OLVANstorm 1d ago

So McDonalds is the healthy alternative now?

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u/butwhywedothis 1d ago

They sacrifice their children to their king’s harem, they happily eat chemicals, they donate their life savings so their king can build new harems, they say Thank You when their king puts his boot on their throat.

Is it the greatest cult the earth has ever seen?

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u/crinngle 22h ago edited 21h ago

Long term exposure to trifludimoxazin may cause infertility and organ failure, not just for aquatic life in all the waterways connected to the farms that use it, but also for the people and animals exposed to it. I dont think it needs to be explained why this is horrible, not just for the US, but everyone and every living thing.

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u/traceyandmeower 1d ago

It’s either a shitting machine or cancer.

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u/bunny-girl-420 11h ago

Once again, reminding everyone that there are 300,000 Americans for every billionaire and this is a completely reversible problem.

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u/RichestTeaPossible 1d ago

*Poisoning the water supply.

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u/DutchCowboy70 1d ago

Call me crazy, but I notice a consistent line in many measures by this administration: take from the poor, make them weak, ill and eventually die.

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u/Top_Standard_4369 1d ago

Freedumb AF

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u/fy1sh 1d ago

The Republican healthcare plan is for you to work till you die. If they can lower the average life expectancy, then that's less of your money they need to give back to you for retirement.

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u/MindlessRip9356 20h ago

Best way to make social security solvent again is to reduce life expectancy

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u/AppropriateTouching 1d ago

Destabilizing the food supply is part of project 2025. This shit is not a surprise to anyone who bothered to read it.

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u/Lisshopops 1d ago

He’s gonna release a TRUMP card for better food options and it’s gonna cost 200$ a month

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u/housevil 1d ago

I get wanting to steal all the money, that seems pretty straightforward. But what I don't understand is the actively destroying the earth part.

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u/KommandantDex 1d ago

Between this and all the recalls, I guess we're just not eating anymore

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u/HappyAmbition706 1d ago

Kennedy is fine with this, but not with measles, Covid or other thoroughly-proven vaccines?

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u/fffan9391 18h ago

At least there’s no red no. 5 in lucky charms though, right?

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

How much #WINNING can conservatives stand with their guy? Until there's no country left worth fighting for?

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u/Narradisall 1d ago

Three thumbs up!

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u/SuperArppis 1d ago

Next stop, using Gatorade to water the crops!

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u/streeetmeats 1d ago

It’s got electrolytes, that’s what plants crave!

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 1d ago

Its getting worse and worse and worse.

Who profits the most from this?

Healthcare corporations more than anyone.

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u/Rattiepalooza 1d ago

Putting chemicals in your body approved by Doctors: ❌
Eating chemicals approved by billionaires: ✅

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u/altoidsyn 21h ago

If everyone dies at age 55, social security is free money! It’s a win-win (for anyone who isn’t most of America).

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u/VicGenesis 19h ago

Farmers, please, no.

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u/Zhombe 18h ago

Someone needs to invent food replicators stat. At this rate my backyard freedom garden is getting so much work it’s crying.

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u/Snaxalicious 18h ago

When will the day come

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u/choombatta 17h ago

Trump is a fucking terrorist, foreign and domestic.

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u/Ug-Ugh 1d ago

Guess I'm going organic.

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u/BathSaltJello 1d ago

The word organic has become a marketing term only.

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u/ZenMasterOfDisguise 1d ago

USDA organic certification requires farms and businesses to follow strict production, handling, and labeling standards overseen by a USDA-Accredited Certifying Agent

Saying "all natural" is a marketing term, having an accredited certification label on your product means it meets specific standards

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u/itsbenactually 1d ago

I 100% agree with everything you just said. On paper.

Out there when I’m picking out my produce? I’m thinking “are these standards being enforced in 2026, or have they suddenly slipped the way so many other food standards have?”

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u/ZenMasterOfDisguise 1d ago

I can see you being skeptical for a government agency like the USDA following standards. Even though I don't think the top-down corruption means that accreditors and inspectors at the bottom will stop doing their jobs.

But there are also other non-government non-profit organizations that certify food products as organic or non-gmo

Take a non-profit group like the "The Non-GMO Project" whose labels you have probably seen on food products. I have no reason to think they would be letting their standards slip, so can always look for those certifications as well if you don't trust the USDA

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u/Gnd_flpd 1d ago

Well apparently they're sick and tired of people living to the ripe old age of 100. Gotta keep that from happening!!!! /s

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 1d ago

Their plan to "save" social security is to make sure no one lives long enough to collect it.

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u/ShinjiIkari99 1d ago

Well, if we are lucky enough MAGA won't exist anymore because of stuff like that

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u/ledow 1d ago

Gosh, I wonder why other countries aren't buying your food exports....

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u/Dapper_Dude69 1d ago

Nothing says america like raping children. 

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u/Memitim 1d ago

With as much as Republicans have done to undermine American preparedness while sending their private army of kidnapping terrorists into our streets to commit thousands of due process violations and numerous other crimes, while executing the occasional person, this just seems like more intent to harm Americans. Republicans see the stories of Americans getting sick from multiple ag products and got excited to inflict far more harm.

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u/alex_zk 1d ago

Anyone making a list? Is there any food still edible over there?

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u/Chaos_Templar 1d ago

Looks like cancer's back on the menu boys

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u/ukexpat 1d ago

Oh, the MAHAts will love this. Where’s my popcorn?

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u/GadreelsSword 1d ago

“Trifludimoxazin is a broad-spectrum herbicide that poses severe risks of runoff and spray drift to aquatic life, including threatened and endangered fish species.”

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u/Alert_Head_3889 1d ago

Well Australia and Canada already had it approved so Im sure if they say its say safe then it is.

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u/Excellent_Sweet7270 23h ago

Way to go middle WHITE america... way to go... you get what you vote for....

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u/blackmobius 23h ago

This is after allowing farmers to bypass inspections and sell food directly.

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u/m00nf1r3 22h ago

This was first approved when Biden was president in 2021. It didn't go through due to a lawsuit from environmental groups over fears of health-related issues and endangered species. A new lawsuit has been filed regarding this.

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u/chicagomatty 22h ago

Is somebody somewhere keeping track of all of the crap that will have to be undone???

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u/ihopethisisvalid 22h ago

Why is there a guy hand spraying in front of a boom sprayer in the pic

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u/PixelsGoBoom 21h ago

Time to put up or shut up Wormbrain Jr.

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u/julianpoe 21h ago

Project 2025 at it again.

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u/Bless_your_socks 20h ago

Just let MAGA eat it all.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 20h ago

RFK deregulated pfas in water. Enjoy your forever chemical. You don't like vaccines but you like poison? Cool.

I watched dr.mike talking to RFK supporters and that was painful. They're so angry and narrow-minded that they wouldn't listen to any reason

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u/Lava-Chicken 20h ago

Didn't RFK jist go to Fox News complaining that people in hospice aren't dying fast enough? I think they want people dying faster and to get sicker. So people are more motivated to work in desperation or just die, or have retirement age increased.

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u/cactussnacks 19h ago

Lmao they legit want all of us dead

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u/Adept-Opinion8080 19h ago

Well it makes sense considering maggots probably never eat any vegetables

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u/Lowe_Moon 19h ago

Jfc. The four horsemen of the apocalypse. Who woulda thunk that it would be the billionaires???

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u/Observationist_2 19h ago

According to The Hill The Trump administration has approved three new pesticides that may be considered “forever chemicals” under an international definition, though the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is disputing the characterization.

The article further expands on the definitions and justifications for using these chemicals that were defined by the previous administration.

“It was the Biden EPA’s Office of Pollution Prevention and Toxics that, after a comprehensive public rulemaking process in 2023, officially defined PFAS as chemicals containing two or more fluorinated carbons,”. It also states regarding the approved chemicals: "That exclusion of single-fluorinated-carbon compounds was deliberate, grounded in extensive scientific evidence and public input showing that molecules with only one fluorinated carbon lack the persistence and bioaccumulation properties that all PFAS exhibit,”. Ultimately it goes on to say: “Forever chemicals” is the nickname of a family of chemicals also known as PFAS that can remain in the environment for a very long time instead of breaking down. In addition to their persistence, many PFAS have been linked to health issues including cancer, immune system problems and fertility issues.

So basically the EPA does not consider them forever chemicals because forever chemicals are defined as having "two or more fluorinated carbons" these apparently only contain one.

Full article and source link here: https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5950487-epa-pesticides-forever-chemicals-pfas/

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u/Justaticklerone 16h ago

This is how ruthlessly stupid Repugnantcans are. If it's not insane levels of narcissism, it's beyond-psychotic elevations of tyranny.

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u/CanadianGenealogy 16h ago

"farmers". 

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u/T4hm9m6 5h ago

How are people existing in America!?

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u/CauliflowerLogical27 4h ago

We just sit back, make comments and shrugg our shoulders like it's okay. I don't understand what we're doing now. Seems like it's a joke because most of the comments are about the administration.

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u/RespectibleCabbage 23h ago

It’s going to take so, so long to reverse all the nonsense this administration has done. Bunch of morons.

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u/bbills91 22h ago

Especially when the GOP will fight like hell to keep any or all the shittiest stuff he has done

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