r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

The good ol' days.

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Put one in his backyard.

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

A string of coincidences.

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r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

No one self owns like a conservative

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17.5k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

one of the best examples of the “I Did My Own Research” crowd I’ve ever seen

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6.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 12h ago

The current housing plan under Capitalism.

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Happy to be Dutch.


r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

Poor choice of words...

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12.0k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

Canadians responding to MAGA how Americans should have long ago.

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4.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

That's where they tend to mingle

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3.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

There is a solution, but no action

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7.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

We love dissenters—just in the other party

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Nothing Says MAGA Like Poisoning The Food Supply.

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21.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Ladies and gentlemen, our 'Secretary of Education'...

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16.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

I’m afraid she devoured Alyona 😌

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756 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Imagine needing AI to manufacture your victories.

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r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

New post by @HeinrickHimmler is crazy

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

589 days later, Republicans still have one answer: Biden.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Perish the thought...

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

That’s a checkmate ♟️

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19.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Well, I guess not being able to eat anything is one way to lose weight

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

I love the way these European countries think we owe them free defence and cash.

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945 Upvotes

Truth hurts I guess.


r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

does one have “Release the Epstein Files” in comic sans?

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870 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

How do these morons even function?

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617 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

 this would have gotten him so riled up if he could read

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4.7k Upvotes