r/clevercomebacks • u/Mathew_Strawn • 19h ago

That's where they tend to mingle

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u/evellinj 18h ago

Setting your dating app filters so specific that the user database drops down to zero.

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u/Necessary-Weird3590 16h ago

where they tend to mingle” sounds like a weird party spot

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u/Apprehensive-Bug-397 15h ago

"Where can I find big morons?"

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u/naughtygirllyyx 18h ago

Might have to expand the search radius a little. Apparently six feet under counts now

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u/Wabbit65 18h ago

Nothing says 4Jesus like demanding 6'2" or better

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u/HellwaterCascades 15h ago

or dead, from Covid.

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u/Belmish 15h ago

They could be six foot under in Grvyrd…

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u/RonenRS 12h ago

I’m 6’ and dated a girl for a few weeks, until the day she asked me if I was vaccinated. Never saw her again. 

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u/BracedRhombus 9h ago

Were you?

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u/Current-Author7473 18h ago

If you are happy trad wifing while your man goes contactless every republican convention for a couple of weeks, and don’t mind anal exclusively, you could make it as a republicans wife

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 19h ago

MAGA rally always crashes Grinder

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u/Cyberslasher 7h ago

I know a girl who lives in LA, uses dating apps, and specifically wants 1) an extremely religious man, 2) marriage and a child before 35.

Somehow she's shocked that every date she ends up on is with an ultra right chud. The rest of us don't quite know how to convince her she's pretty thoroughly self selecting for a wifebeater.

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u/Aoskar20 6h ago

Her height: 4’8”

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u/RevolutionaryHeron52 10h ago

Another one using homosexuality as an insult 🙄 

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u/Talonsminty 3h ago

The insult isn't the homosexuality it's the hypocrisy of faux puritan "family values" guys being gay.

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u/Mistergardenbear 3h ago

So it's not just the right wing who has a problem with media literacy is it?

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u/Biptoslipdi 59m ago

How is that an insult?

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 4h ago

“Non toxic masculinity”