r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1d ago
does one have “Release the Epstein Files” in comic sans?
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u/negativepositiv 1d ago
A few verses away from the verse Christians like her always quote to justify hating LGBTQ+ people:
Leviticus 19:28
"You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord."
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u/FormidableMistress 1d ago
Remember when they lost their minds because Michelle Obama wore sleeveless dresses and had guns?
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u/xorvillesashx 1d ago
Remember when politicians wore boring suits and we never had to pay any attention to them?
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u/Leah0324 1d ago
This bitch looks like she was created from a used bag of dildos.
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u/Outrageous_Pay1322 1d ago
Y'all remember when Michael Jackson made that whole song and video telling everybody to leave him alone? Yeah, same thing. Don't look at my biceps, she says as she flexes her biceps in a picture that she at least considers herself sexy.
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u/Joint-Attention 1d ago
It’s hard to believe the people of South Carolina would vote for such a self-absorb…. Oh, right, never mind.
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u/ThorKonnatZbv 1d ago
Oh, bare arms were only a problem with Michelle?
Thoughts and prayers for the infection
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u/No-Celebration3097 21h ago
“More important things to worry about” uhh you’re party is using lies to distract from the fact that Trump started a war with Iran to distract from the Epy files while enriching his family, by fleecing taxpayers. STFU Nancy
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u/Willis050 23h ago
Who the hell says “my sleeves”??? That sounds ridiculous
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u/Buddhas_Warrior 1d ago
It's only a problem when it affects them. Hypocrites, every last one of them.
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u/JRG64May 1d ago
More important things to worry about like renaming lakes and bury the Epstein Files.
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u/raisedredflag 1d ago
Am Asian, different culture, please forgive if weird question.
IF your body, your choice > THEN your choice if keep baby or abort, yes?
So if it's the woman's choice to keep baby, why the man has to pay alimony/ child support?
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u/EarthsMoon927 1d ago
Because children are entitled to support from both parents.
Also, he caused the pregnancy.
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u/raisedredflag 1d ago
But she caused the pregnancy as well, so they should have equal shares, at least? Ie, if (example) school is worth 100 credits, then 50credits from the dad then 50credits from the mom?
Or, if dad wants to abort, but mom doesnt, then mom wants the baby more than the dad, so mom should shell out more money than dad? Or something?
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u/WhiteIsOwl 8h ago
Because both made the choice of pregnancy and as such they have a proportional responsibility to the kid. If both parents make the same amount of money, the "bill" is 50/50, but usually one parent makes more, so they pay a bigger share.
If the parent doesn't want to pay alimony, then they just have to not nut, it ain't that hard. FAFO at that point
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u/raisedredflag 8h ago
If the parent that makes more has to pay more, then both parents are gonna compete to be more broke than the other..?
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u/WhiteIsOwl 8h ago
Courts are there to separate what's an unfortunate life event (job loss) or pure pettiness (a parent dropping their job to avoid paying).
But that's also an entirely different issue and irrelevant here 🙃
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u/TheBestHater 22h ago edited 22h ago
Nah. You're feigning ignorance to say your manosphere talking points. They both have the choice during sex, that's both of their bodies, she has the choice during pregnancy since that's her body. If they have a child and do joint custody then their child costs are divided more even. But you're not actually inquiring about anything.
Edit: typo
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u/EshinX 1d ago
The most want to be martyr alive. She is the most performative fucking loser.