r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 1d ago

How do these morons even function?

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u/cpav8r 1d ago

Is the Biden administration in the room with us now?

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 23h ago

Why would Obama do this?

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u/yblame 18h ago

Fuckin Jimmy Carter, man..

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u/Careful-Highway-5237 23h ago

It's always either Biden's shadow government or Obama's fault—never their own calendar.

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u/Leather_Walrus6859 20h ago

wait are they actually supposed to be smart here

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u/Joint-Attention 1d ago

Have? It’s been 588 days.

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u/TBHICouldComplain 1d ago

Is this current? I was assuming OP dragged this out of the depths of time.

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u/Joint-Attention 21h ago

It's from today.

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u/TBHICouldComplain 21h ago

Are they admitting they stole the election? What even is this?

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u/Healien_Jung 1d ago

I see Duffy took time out of making reality TV to stand in front of a camera.

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u/ArielCohenNow 1d ago

Is it that they forget who the current president is or that their base is really dumb and will lap up whatever they spit into their mouths?

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u/BusinessNella 1d ago

My brother in Christ, You are the administration.

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u/ICLazeru 22h ago

Wow, Biden is so powerful and Influential, that Trump has been powerless to fix anything for a full two years into his own term!

Why oh why is Biden so strong and Trump is so weak and pathetic?

So much for electing a tough guy. Looks like MAGA accidentally voted a marshmallow peep into office.

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u/Great_Flower_5621 1d ago

lmao two name plumber is sending me 💀

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u/Lord-Darkphart 14h ago

Markwayne is one of those guys that I feel like I can smell just from looking at a picture of him.

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u/ninatlanta 22h ago

Why isn’t the media calling them out immediately when these morons try the Biden card?

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u/Guyin63376 21h ago

"Blaming the Biden for everything is the adult version of 'the dog ate my homework."

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u/rahnbj 1d ago

It’s all they know, it’s part of their DNA. “Don’t forget to say something about Biden”

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u/SunbeamSailor67 1d ago

Illegally.

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u/LushLyras 1d ago

Hard to take policy lectures seriously from a guy named like a character in a bad soap opera.

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u/V0T0N 1d ago

They get their talking points from, wherever, and broadcast on FOX or have government monitors in other newsrooms. They don't WANT to tell the truth.

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u/LeagueofJohnLegends 1d ago

Damn, I thought the republicans were good at governing. They sure told everyone they were. But shit man, you can’t clean up a mess from what you describe as a terrible administration? They were so bad at the job that you said you could do better, and you can’t even fix it? You had all this time and you can’t fix it? You said you could do this day one. Are you really so bad at your job you can’t fix it?

I know that if a plumber couldn’t solve the problem I’d hired them for I would call a new plumber. Sounds like we need a new plumber.

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u/pastyoureyesed 1d ago

Sit him in the corner and give him something shiny to play with

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u/Ok_Handle_2213 20h ago

Don’t they have majority of the 3 branches of the government for like 580 days in a row now?

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u/indiginary 1d ago

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT...

B-B-B-B-B-BDS?

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u/LucidSynapse23 1d ago

Do they even remember what administration is in charge of things right now?

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u/Glass-Amount-9170 1d ago

As a plumber I’m insulted! No way that motherfucker has ever touched a pipe wrench.

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u/Extreme-Slice-1010 1d ago

By now, Biden is still president then

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 23h ago

There is no expiration date on the Biden scapegoat

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u/HistoricalRide4457 22h ago

They function because people like you are to dumb to focus on fixing the core problems tearing this country apart and would rather argue about who’s to blame and spread hate amongst the public dividing us more and more. The next clowns that are out in office will operate the exact same way with ease if we don’t wake up

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u/s4burf 22h ago

“Biden pooped my boss’s diaper!”

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u/thistreestands 21h ago

These people aren't the morons. It's the cult that put them there.

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u/GroundbreakingCook68 20h ago

These emailed are stealing and squandering away your children birthright America. Not brown folks these guys and only you can stop them .

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 17h ago

No YOU have a Biden rash. It's abiden yo brain!