r/clevercomebacks • u/NotPennysBoat-815 • 22h ago

No one self owns like a conservative

17.7k Upvotes

273 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 7h ago

Put one in his backyard.

9.8k Upvotes

128 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 3h ago

The good ol' days.

8.8k Upvotes

176 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 23h ago

There is a solution, but no action

8.0k Upvotes

107 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 21h ago

one of the best examples of the “I Did My Own Research” crowd I’ve ever seen

6.7k Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Mindnessss • 20h ago

Canadians responding to MAGA how Americans should have long ago.

4.3k Upvotes

101 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Mathew_Strawn • 18h ago

That's where they tend to mingle

3.2k Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 3h ago

A string of coincidences.

2.4k Upvotes

19 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 17h ago

We love dissenters—just in the other party

2.1k Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Loud-Ad-2280 • 23h ago

New post by @HeinrickHimmler is crazy

1.4k Upvotes

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Nono_Home • 13h ago

The current housing plan under Capitalism.

1.3k Upvotes

Happy to be Dutch.

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Substratas • 17h ago

I’m afraid she devoured Alyona 😌

783 Upvotes

86 comments

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