Well, I guess not being able to eat anything is one way to lose weight

[u/jonnismizzle]

[u/EmperorBamboozler]

It's almost like massively cutting funds to the FDA, USDA, and CDC is a bad idea. Almost like they were doing something important.

[u/ArielCohenNow → u/EmperorBamboozler]

It's the COVID Era all over again. Except that we had Fauci to cushion and withstand Trump's stupidity. Now, we are getting the full dose of the radiation

[u/KinkyQuesadilla → u/ArielCohenNow]

It's the COVID Era all over again.

It's Project 2025 now. Literally.

[u/BusinessNella → u/EmperorBamboozler]

MAHA is going great. We went from everything is poison to actually everything is recalled.

[u/raminatox → u/BusinessNella]

MAHA? More like MWAHAHAHAHAHA

[u/nobeer4you → u/raminatox]

I had the same exact thought

[u/Remarkable_Sea_1430 → u/BusinessNella]

Went from them just claiming that everything would make you sick to everything in fact actually making you sick.

[u/TreborG2 → u/EmperorBamboozler]

Good joke.. 😉

F*** djt, and RFK Jr

[u/mauryseth → u/[deleted]]

Literally almost day one. Where were you when doge was fucking with everything?

[u/PhotojournalistOnly]

The list is getting too long to remember w/o writing it down.

[u/TurnipWorldly9437 → u/PhotojournalistOnly]

Quick, get some tofu and write that down!

[u/bwldrmnt]

Illusion of Choice?

Because how are all of these companies giving out poisoned food?

Like, what part of the process did they skip out on in order to make all of this food inedible?

I get that they are cutting corners in order to maximize profits...

But now they can't actually sell their products because they are all poisoned.

So instead of making more profit, they are making no profit because they can't actually sell their products.

And people Still want to say that Capitalism without regulations is a good thing?

Bullshit.

[u/Cute-Revolution-9705]

Wasn’t the first recalled item the salad from Taylor Farms?

[u/LadenWithSorrow → u/Cute-Revolution-9705]

That’s the first one I heard about. That one made me sad because as a lazy vegetarian those salads were my favorite quick meal.

[u/BriefAddiction24-7 → u/Cute-Revolution-9705]

Before that was screw worms in the meat.

[u/shadowlev]

I don't appreciate them remaking Upton Sinclair's The Jungle

[u/KinkyQuesadilla]

And I was thinking "At least the tofu is still safe"

[u/javoss88 → u/KinkyQuesadilla]

I was too. Planning to go full vegetarian. But no. If they fucj up peanut butter and honey, I won’t live another year.

[u/KinkyQuesadilla → u/javoss88]

Ironically, I went full vegetarian about 4-5 months ago. After the "beef that the Trump administration refuses to tell you the source" scandal, I thought I was going to be safe, but since then (and a little before then) it's been nothing but recall after recall after recall after recall of a lot of vegetables and some other stuff.

I only buy veggies at farmers markets now, and from actual farmers and not a reseller who has a booth at the market.

[u/kur4nes]

Which picture is tofu which RFK? Hard to tell.

[u/Specialist-Jello7544 → u/kur4nes]

He is looking more gross, isn’t he?

[u/AnteaterFar1553]

lol true, but it definitely sounds like the most miserable way to do it. id rather keep the snacks and just walk more tbh.

[u/Mattloch42]

First they came for beef, so I ate tofu. Then they came for tofu, so I ate salad. Then they came for salad, so I drank water.

I don't like where this is headed......

[u/Friendlyrat → u/Mattloch42]

Now in Texas they are arresting people for daring to make a FB post about the contaminated water.

[u/Burkoos → u/Mattloch42]

You’re not from Flint, MI, are you?

[u/god_forsaked_me]

At this point it's gotta be the brain worms pulling the strings.

[u/AmberAnyaa]

we're all going to end up photosynthesizing.

[u/NightChild39]

I think the government is "culling the herd" at full speed soon.

[u/ProfessionalRead2724]

Ink contamination? Is the USA just inventing new shit that can be wrong with food now?

[u/KainFourteh]

American food is poison

[u/therealwavingsnail]

there's still roadkill I guess

[u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle → u/therealwavingsnail]

Unless the animal ran in front of a car to put itself out of its misery after it ate some human poison "food".

[u/lincolnlogtermite]

Who knew that making America fit again required a choice between fasting or the runs.

[u/Arrasor → u/lincolnlogtermite]

More like kidney failure.

[u/Friendlyrat]

Now they are like we haven't speedran food poisoning enough, cancerous pesticides for the rest!

[u/hammerklau]

Ask for forgiveness not for permission type oversight. People with no experience and low foresight always push for it.

And it always someone else who suffers the consequences.

[u/Mcpr0per]

I was just thinking, I've been eating lettuce all summer long without issue

[u/MistyEyes20 → u/Mcpr0per]

It's taylor farms bagged salads from Mexico.

I get full heads of iceburg "product of usa" (no, I'm not capitalizing that)

I'll bet that's what you've had.

[u/Mcpr0per → u/MistyEyes20]

I mainly get romaine hearts, or whole romaine heads, or the hyrdoponic Boston lettuce.

[u/MistyEyes20 → u/Mcpr0per]

We're safe. For now...

[u/javoss88]

Ok somebody compile a list of food that’s not contaminated. Fine in the summer when you can buy local in the us, but come winter we’re fd

[u/McIntyre2K7]

Aaaa eeeeee ohhhhhhhhh

KILLER TOFU!!!!!!

[u/Accomplished_Tone483 → u/McIntyre2K7]

Okg! I was just thinking that 😆 Doug was my show.

[u/RocketGruntSam]

Why are you people still acting like it wasn't contaminated vegetables first? We're talking about agricultural practices so you shouldn't try to simplify it to thinking one type of food is safer than another; your brain has to do the hard work of watching the recalls and hoping that whatever you pick up faster than it's recalled is at least killed by cooking.

[u/Bitter_Voice_6134]

No! What is happening here?!

[u/ranting_chef]

Is the tofu pic in the right or left?

[u/SmokeMaleficent9498]

RFK doesn't care his only sustenance he needs is rancid human blood.

[u/StrangeJunket2601]

Bro, even the tofu isn't safe? 🫩

[u/Flakarter]

How the heck does ink get anywhere near the food production process?

[u/Plasticman4Life]

Ink > salmonella

[u/codydexx]

Diarrhea is cheaper than ozempic

[u/naked_as_a_jaybird]

TF does this moron look like all the spoiled food and packaging in every damn picture?

[u/TonMaru7]

I swear. Nothing is safe to eat anymore since this administration took control. Its like they hate normal folks and only care about those who can airdrop their foods straight from Europe.