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What's in a name? [OC]

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Google changes the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in Google Maps.

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u/Toonwatcher 18h ago

The acronym for remembering the names of the Great Lakes was H.O.M.E.S. (Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, and Superior). Now it's S.H.A.M.E.

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u/Banjo-Elritze Nazi Liquifier 11h ago

Hijacking this top comment to say stop using anything google. Everything has alternatives.

https://www.reddit.com/r/degoogle/wiki/index/

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u/FlintKidd 4h ago

Yeah... The invasive AI tools and blocking the ad blockers finally managed to chase me off Chrome... I'm now just using basic Brave... Google embraced Enshitification with both hands.

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u/SUICIDAL-PHOENIX 19h ago

It's weird that I don't see any updates photos or reviews yet.

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u/Vulspyr 19h ago

I'm from Canada and they did it here.

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u/randomlemon9192 19h ago

This is so stupid I have a hard time even giving it attention.

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u/Lazy__Astronaut 18h ago

Again, Google is just changing things based on location. This is what I see from Scotland

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u/puppylust 18h ago

It would be a little less embarrassing if they changed it only when the location is DC or Mar a Lago

Make diaper Donny happy and leave everyone else out of it

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u/rickdangerous85 16h ago

But in the details on the left it says (Lake America) right? Thats what I get in New Zealand.

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u/BlazkoTwix 10h ago

Same, however in the side panel it is now "Lake Ontario (Lake America)"

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u/RustedMauss 7h ago

Because it’s still Lake Ontario. Google’s just trying to avoid shade, which is probably prudent but still annoying AF because it just continues to delude Dementia Don that his executive orders have the authority he thinks they do.

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u/hikeit233 7h ago

They base all naming on local government databases to try and maintain neutrality from the gov perspective. US uses GNIS, maintained by the Ececutive Branch.

They don’t have to, but they got rid of the don’t be evil motto.

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u/CraftyKuko 3h ago

They did get rid of the "don't be evil" thing a while ago.

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u/y0urselfish 10h ago

They are just like "Ahh lets do what this old man wants until he is done." ...

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u/argumentinvalid 8h ago

This is so embarrassing.

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u/randomlemon9192 19h ago

That was faster than renaming the gulf.

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u/Terrariant 18h ago

First time is always the hardest, which is why it’s so shocking when it happens. Normalization.

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u/CanadaCthulhu 10h ago

I made sure to go leave Google maps a 1 star and tell them they're nothing but bootlickers for bowing to a man/country that's the laughing stock of the rest of the world.

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u/matthieuC 11h ago

Canada should show Ontario. Are you currently in the US or using a VPN?

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u/Vulspyr 5h ago

No, so when you view it as a location (?) like I'm doing in the image that's what it shows, but when you don't do any search and just go and look at it it shows Lake Ontario, it's super weird.

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u/Dagoth 8h ago

I'm from Canada too and it's still lac Ontario

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u/Vulspyr 4h ago

Are you just looking at it on the map or like I am as a location? There's a difference in what it shows it seems.

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u/jairochido 18h ago

That's stupid as fuck. Google Is a boot licker

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u/ThatShyGuy137 8h ago

Weird mine hasn't changed. 🤔

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u/NNiekk 19h ago

Same. I’ve checked twice now, and nothing

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u/crimson_anemone 19h ago

Gulf of MEXICO.

Lake ONTARIO.

The End.

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u/solarwindfox 19h ago

We should rename America to North Mexico. Or South Canada.

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u/RunsWithPhantoms 18h ago

Man if Canada renamed America to South Canada bro would lose his shit.

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u/UnlikelyIntrepid 17h ago

As an American this would be the funniest thing ever.  Please do this. 

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u/Different-Jeweler-75 15h ago

If you really want to piss him off, start calling it the United States of Obama

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u/TheJackasaur11 16h ago

I second this, please, in the spirit of pure entertainment, Canada must do it

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u/HamshanksCPS 18h ago

We should rename the US to what it actually is, a gigantic pile of hot garbage

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u/CaptainSharpe 13h ago

Wait it isn’t already called South Canada?

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u/TheRealLarkas 10h ago

It’d be interesting if we simply collectively agreed to remove the “of America” from its name. Deny him precisely what he’s “proud” of.

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u/Overwatchingu 17h ago

Denali not McKinley

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u/Low_Pop3643 18h ago

It’s been a year and I still refuse to call it Gulf of America. Same thing with Lake Ontario.

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u/DaMn96XD 11h ago

Don't forget the Mount Denali

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u/Nefarious_Nosferatu 19h ago

At this rate every body of water is going to be named America.

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u/solarwindfox 17h ago

The Toilet of America has a nice ring to it.

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u/jayisanerd 14h ago

Sound right for Trump Tower

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u/UnknownLesson 12h ago

Sounds right for the country as a whole for a while now

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u/TheEpicOfManas 16h ago

If everything is named America, at least Americans will finally be able to find America on a map.

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u/Derai-Leaf 13h ago

People were throwing around the rumor that he had been thinking about renaming the Atlantic and Pacific oceans too.

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u/weveyline 8h ago

East American (Atlantic) ocean

West American (Pacific) ocean

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u/argumentinvalid 8h ago

Only on the apps of American companies while you are in America. What a joke lol

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u/Noodleboom 16h ago

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

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u/silverist 14h ago

And every restaurant a Taco Bell Berder King.

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u/Overwatchingu 17h ago

We can play the hydronymy game too

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u/lingua_frankly2 20h ago

That which we call a festering turd by any other name would govern just as shittily.

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u/ThoriatedFlash 17h ago

I thought they stopped using that motto years ago. Well if not, they probably should.

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u/Hetnikik 16h ago

Yea they removed it in 2018.

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u/wotown 15h ago

They removed "Don't be Evil" from their code of conduct in 2018, immediately after getting military AI contracts and deals with the US DoD (Project Maven)

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u/hndrk_schbrt 11h ago

Honestly, it was the most stupid motto ever anyhow. Why would you draw so much attention onto the idea of not being evil, unless you were trying to hide the fact that you are indeed quite evil?

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u/Setisthename 9h ago

"Don't be evil" was marketing gloss from Google's 2004 stock launch, that basically amounted to: 'we won't flood the site with so many ads that it might scare off users and hurt shareholder revenues'. It was never about morality or the public, it was about easing investor concerns due to the search engine market still being competitive at the time.

Now that Alphabet has market dominance in search engines (Google), browsers (Chrome), e-mails (Gmail), video-sharing (YouTube) etc., they no longer have to care about whether being "evil" towards users affects their dividends, so they discarded it.

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u/scrotesmacgrotes 16h ago

This shit all gets reverted when he dies right?

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u/CtrlAltYuri 9h ago

Hmm it depends if people go vote the other way or his followers get the trump dynasty forever (some "conservatives" literally talk about wanting Barron as president and the sister of a senator who died just won the primary to a senate seat just for being his sister I'm not even kidding)

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u/silly-merewood 16h ago

I really hope that North Mexico doesn't vote this man back in a third time

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u/House13Games 9h ago

They haven't said "Don't be evil" in over a decade.

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u/Daminite 16h ago

Google dropped that slogan when they realized the practice cut into profits.

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u/highendfive 16h ago

We should rename the White House to Satan's Asshole

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u/Overwatchingu 17h ago

Denali, Gulf of Mexico, Lake Ontario. He seems rather fixated on trying to remove names derived from indigenous languages.

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u/Gildian 9h ago

He genuinely makes me so fucking embarrassed to call myself American

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u/youenjoymyself 19h ago

Google and all the other companies bending the knee should never hear the end of it. They’re welcoming fascism for an easy buck.

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u/Hieroglo 17h ago

Yes it is a problem because corporations have a choice, if a system becomes corrupted you can change it, this is not a difficult concept for Google to grasp.

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u/Immediate-Goose-8106 13h ago

Lmfao.  You have it the wrong way round.   Trump is a symptom of the broken system.  The idea this is a passing blip is laughable 

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u/NascarFan1896 17h ago

Let him name whatever he wants to his name. At the end of the day, we will still call it what it was known at before he did that shit

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u/SegaTime 17h ago

On a side note. The way the chump is drawn reminds me of those calvin and hobbes sticker with calvin peeing on something. I'm imagining the chump peeing on america.

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u/Northern_Owl_Who 17h ago

Google says Lake Ontario. Canada here

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u/justinkasereddditor 16h ago

Lake release the files!!

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 14h ago

Lake of American Datacenters

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u/Gabelvampir 12h ago

Trump should rename every lake, river, mountain, gulf and city in the USA to America, makes it easier to remember for people with dementia.

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u/Wolfgard556 11h ago

This is near Seattle btw

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u/liamsdad999 7h ago

We're talking north of Rochester and Buffalo, NY

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u/Frency2 6h ago

I guess these are the presiden'ts priorities.

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u/Terrariant 18h ago

This is how I find out…wtf…

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u/Impossible_Author_58 17h ago

Fucking godamn you google kneeling to the child rapist.

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u/GrinningPariah 14h ago
  1. Open Google maps
  2. Search "Lake Ontario"
  3. When it takes you to the lake, select the Hamburger menu on the top left, by the search box
  4. Select "Edit the map"
  5. Select "Your opinions about maps"
  6. In the new pop-up, select "Report an issue"
  7. In the dropdown, select "Fix incorrect information on maps"
  8. In the text box, kindly explain to Google that the lake is named "Lake Ontario", and since the President lacks the authority to unilaterally rename it, labeling it as anything else is incorrect.

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u/No-Wonder1139 14h ago

No no, write lake twice. He scratched off lake and wrote lake underneath and struggled with the word and that is hilarious.

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u/Luzzgar 13h ago

Depends where you connect from.

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u/SephiTheGoblin 12h ago

Arrogance looks at ignorance

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u/MallowMiaou 12h ago

Can’t wait for my legal name to randomly change to America in 2027

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u/slayer828 6h ago

This doesn't matter. It's a distraction . Release the Epstein files and hang all the monsters involved.

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u/OhioIsRed 17h ago

Still Ontario on Apple Maps. Just saying. Never liked google in the first place. And about once ever 10-11 months I get reminded why.

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u/iamapizza 15h ago

They were first to change the gulf of Mexico to America. Just saying. About once a day I am reminded of the weird corporate worship you guys practice there. 

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u/OhioIsRed 7h ago

Ah yeah that’s true. Didn’t even pay attention back then. And that one ceo for Apple gave dumpy a weird like trophy thing lol.

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u/stdoubtloud 18h ago

You know, Canada could declare that America is now named "South Canada". It would be both a hilarious trolling and a demonstration of how stupid the concept is.

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u/ericwashere15 16h ago

I’m surprised anybody expected different from not just a corporation but one of the corporations that’s pushing AI.

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u/kokko693 12h ago

we should come back on maps with paper

Fuck Google map

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u/Worldly_Minimum_2786 10h ago

Now is a good time to replace Google with Mapquest.

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u/DennisTheTennis 9h ago

Wait this is real? What the f

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u/Wayelder 7h ago

I'm done google. The thing can't understand me when I ask it the weather. Such a great company ...initially.

Now, its forgotten what it stands for. It's going to take a lot of effort...

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u/Hilshire_Beef_Firm 19h ago

It’s cool. It’s named after an Italian explorer and Ontario is Iroquois anywho.

If he’d call it lake USA like he should’ve then… naw most people failed basic history. He got y’all.

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty 17h ago

Put the bottle down gramps