r/comics • u/megettingkilled • 7h ago

What if it doesn’t happen

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We have to consider the possibility…

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u/FGFlips 7h ago

His grave will look like that one scene from Jurassic Park within 24 hours.

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u/i_dont_shine 6h ago

Jurassic Park is one of my top favorite movies, but this scene always makes me laugh. There's no way that pile of shit came out of that triceratops.

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u/FGFlips 6h ago

That and the raptor opening the door are ridiculous moments in a movie that is a classic over the top 90s adventure.

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u/twirlerina024 4h ago

Spielberg is great at that, how it cuts from Laura Dern saying, "...unless they've learned how to open doors hahaha!" to the raptor opening the door. And then when she has a jumpscare in the power shed, is relieved to find it's only Mr Arnold, and then is horrified to find it's only Mr Arnold's arm.

My very favorite is in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, how it cuts from Indy waxing poetic about Marcus Brody, how he speaks 6 languages and can seamlessly blend anywhere, to Marcus Brody stumbling around a marketplace asking if anyone speaks English.

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u/cantuse 2h ago

"With any luck, he has the grail already!"

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u/ironballs16 5h ago

You can't hold a raptor in a closet! They're too smart!

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u/TheodoreSnapdragon 5h ago

To be fair, my dog once managed a doorknob. Critters can manage some astounding things. But it is a bit overdone rewatching

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u/No_Gas4560 1h ago

we had to put child-protectors on relevant knobs because my german shepherd is literally smart as a child

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u/Nihiliste 5h ago

I always took it as the accumulated shit from the herd.

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u/United_Leopard_2771 4h ago

It's clearly not fresh though since it clearly doesn't stink ( i imagine triceratops would smell not unlike cow dung so probably not terrible but still if you're not accustom to the smell of manure lol) and it's More like mud than what i imagine a 'sick'' triceratops would dump if it was having a case of the runs lol.

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u/CapnBeardbeard 22m ago

They did establish that the triceratops was sick...

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u/Acrobatic_Poem_7290 6h ago

Unfortunately his grave will probably be on private property behind fences and guarded by private guards

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT 6h ago

Then we Zerg rush it like the Area 51 Naruto runners

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u/BurritoBandito39 5h ago

We will build a trebuchet and fill it with shit and hurl that over the wall in that case.

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u/CataChronix 6h ago

You think that will stop people from trying?

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u/Acrobatic_Poem_7290 6h ago

Not at all, it just might take a bit longer, and a bit more work

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u/twirlerina024 4h ago

I'm lactose intolerant. Give me a gallon of skim milk and I can nail that grave from the upper atmosphere.

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u/No_Gas4560 1h ago

helicopter shitting it is, then

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 1h ago

A gyrocopter would probably be easier to build.

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u/USSGoat 4h ago

We shall call it the Great Pilgrimage.

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u/strangerbuttrue 5h ago

maybe that’s why his older boys are getting into the drone business.

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u/DisposableJosie 4h ago

This is why aerial drones will be used for fecal bombing runs.

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u/RpcZ_gr7711 6h ago

We will hurl rotten eggs over the fences

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u/Shakemyears 6h ago

Now that’s a bit pile of patriotism

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u/Okidoky123 2h ago

That's after the honey-i-shrunk-the-kids beamer shrunk it.