What if it doesn’t happen

[u/megettingkilled]

We have to consider the possibility…

[u/No-Jacket-2927]

I will literally shit on his grave.

[u/FGFlips → u/No-Jacket-2927]

His grave will look like that one scene from Jurassic Park within 24 hours.

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[u/i_dont_shine → u/FGFlips]

Jurassic Park is one of my top favorite movies, but this scene always makes me laugh. There's no way that pile of shit came out of that triceratops.

[u/FGFlips → u/i_dont_shine]

That and the raptor opening the door are ridiculous moments in a movie that is a classic over the top 90s adventure.

[u/twirlerina024 → u/FGFlips]

Spielberg is great at that, how it cuts from Laura Dern saying, "...unless they've learned how to open doors hahaha!" to the raptor opening the door. And then when she has a jumpscare in the power shed, is relieved to find it's only Mr Arnold, and then is horrified to find it's only Mr Arnold's arm.

My very favorite is in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, how it cuts from Indy waxing poetic about Marcus Brody, how he speaks 6 languages and can seamlessly blend anywhere, to Marcus Brody stumbling around a marketplace asking if anyone speaks English.

[u/cantuse → u/twirlerina024]

"With any luck, he has the grail already!"

[u/ironballs16 → u/FGFlips]

You can't hold a raptor in a closet! They're too smart!

[u/TheodoreSnapdragon → u/FGFlips]

To be fair, my dog once managed a doorknob. Critters can manage some astounding things. But it is a bit overdone rewatching

[u/No_Gas4560 → u/TheodoreSnapdragon]

we had to put child-protectors on relevant knobs because my german shepherd is literally smart as a child

[u/Nihiliste → u/i_dont_shine]

I always took it as the accumulated shit from the herd.

[u/United_Leopard_2771 → u/i_dont_shine]

It's clearly not fresh though since it clearly doesn't stink ( i imagine triceratops would smell not unlike cow dung so probably not terrible but still if you're not accustom to the smell of manure lol) and it's More like mud than what i imagine a 'sick'' triceratops would dump if it was having a case of the runs lol.

[u/CapnBeardbeard → u/i_dont_shine]

They did establish that the triceratops was sick...