r/comics • u/megettingkilled • 7h ago

What if it doesn’t happen

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We have to consider the possibility…

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u/No-Jacket-2927 7h ago

I will literally shit on his grave.

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u/FGFlips 7h ago

His grave will look like that one scene from Jurassic Park within 24 hours.

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u/Acrobatic_Poem_7290 6h ago

Unfortunately his grave will probably be on private property behind fences and guarded by private guards

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u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT 6h ago

Then we Zerg rush it like the Area 51 Naruto runners

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u/BurritoBandito39 5h ago

We will build a trebuchet and fill it with shit and hurl that over the wall in that case.

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u/CataChronix 6h ago

You think that will stop people from trying?

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u/Acrobatic_Poem_7290 6h ago

Not at all, it just might take a bit longer, and a bit more work

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u/twirlerina024 4h ago

I'm lactose intolerant. Give me a gallon of skim milk and I can nail that grave from the upper atmosphere.

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u/No_Gas4560 1h ago

helicopter shitting it is, then

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 1h ago

A gyrocopter would probably be easier to build.

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u/USSGoat 4h ago

We shall call it the Great Pilgrimage.

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u/strangerbuttrue 5h ago

maybe that’s why his older boys are getting into the drone business.

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u/DisposableJosie 4h ago

This is why aerial drones will be used for fecal bombing runs.

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u/RpcZ_gr7711 6h ago

We will hurl rotten eggs over the fences