r/comics 9h ago

What if it doesn’t happen

We have to consider the possibility…

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u/No-Jacket-2927 8h ago

I will literally shit on his grave.

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u/FGFlips 8h ago

His grave will look like that one scene from Jurassic Park within 24 hours.

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u/i_dont_shine 8h ago

Jurassic Park is one of my top favorite movies, but this scene always makes me laugh. There's no way that pile of shit came out of that triceratops.

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u/FGFlips 8h ago

That and the raptor opening the door are ridiculous moments in a movie that is a classic over the top 90s adventure.

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u/twirlerina024 6h ago

Spielberg is great at that, how it cuts from Laura Dern saying, "...unless they've learned how to open doors hahaha!" to the raptor opening the door. And then when she has a jumpscare in the power shed, is relieved to find it's only Mr Arnold, and then is horrified to find it's only Mr Arnold's arm.

My very favorite is in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, how it cuts from Indy waxing poetic about Marcus Brody, how he speaks 6 languages and can seamlessly blend anywhere, to Marcus Brody stumbling around a marketplace asking if anyone speaks English.

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u/cantuse 3h ago

"With any luck, he has the grail already!"

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u/ironballs16 6h ago

You can't hold a raptor in a closet! They're too smart!

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u/TheodoreSnapdragon 6h ago

To be fair, my dog once managed a doorknob. Critters can manage some astounding things. But it is a bit overdone rewatching

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u/No_Gas4560 2h ago

we had to put child-protectors on relevant knobs because my german shepherd is literally smart as a child

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u/Nihiliste 6h ago

I always took it as the accumulated shit from the herd.

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u/United_Leopard_2771 6h ago

It's clearly not fresh though since it clearly doesn't stink ( i imagine triceratops would smell not unlike cow dung so probably not terrible but still if you're not accustom to the smell of manure lol) and it's More like mud than what i imagine a 'sick'' triceratops would dump if it was having a case of the runs lol.

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u/CapnBeardbeard 1h ago

They did establish that the triceratops was sick...