r/comics • u/megettingkilled • 7h ago

What if it doesn’t happen

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We have to consider the possibility…

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u/HoosegowFlask 6h ago

Just like he got experimental drugs to help him recover from COVID, he's probably getting some cutting edge anti-aging peptide bullshit right now and will outlive all of us.

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u/BigBlaisanGirl 4h ago

You just reminded me. His human binky also bragged about getting experimental medical care and bragged about it. It's so amazing that they get Healthcare when they need it in an emergency and want everyone else to pay for it or die.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 2h ago

Death is trying, but he just can't get close enough.

The smell is too bad.

Plus—would you want to touch him?

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u/Local_Potential6076 12m ago

Yeah, every time I think about punching him in the face, no matter how much I'd want it to, it brings me no pleasure, only disgust, and a little nausea.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 2m ago

You know he'd just cry and shit himself some more, and he wouldn't learn anything, so it'd be pointless.

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u/Naive_Remote9813 3m ago

I mean if it would mean I would get rid of one of the most evil people in the world, I'd do it even if it smells llike shit and stains my hand in orange for the rest of my life