r/comics • u/megettingkilled • 9h ago

What if it doesn’t happen

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We have to consider the possibility…

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u/HoosegowFlask 7h ago

Just like he got experimental drugs to help him recover from COVID, he's probably getting some cutting edge anti-aging peptide bullshit right now and will outlive all of us.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 4h ago

Death is trying, but he just can't get close enough.

The smell is too bad.

Plus—would you want to touch him?

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u/Local_Potential6076 1h ago

Yeah, every time I think about punching him in the face, no matter how much I'd want it to, it brings me no pleasure, only disgust, and a little nausea.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 1h ago

You know he'd just cry and shit himself some more, and he wouldn't learn anything, so it'd be pointless.

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u/Local_Potential6076 58m ago edited 45m ago

Oh, wait, I just imagined wearing gloves... yeah, there's the pleasure. Btw that's not sarcasm it's genuinely the first time I thought of it.