What if it doesn’t happen

[u/megettingkilled]

We have to consider the possibility…

[u/SquidTheRidiculous]

My biggest fear is they have found the secret to immortality and that's why mainstream is constantly like "Trump health scare? Is he gonna die today? (No, but it distracts you peasants)"

[u/HoosegowFlask → u/SquidTheRidiculous]

Just like he got experimental drugs to help him recover from COVID, he's probably getting some cutting edge anti-aging peptide bullshit right now and will outlive all of us.

[u/BigBlaisanGirl → u/HoosegowFlask]

You just reminded me. His human binky also bragged about getting experimental medical care and bragged about it. It's so amazing that they get Healthcare when they need it in an emergency and want everyone else to pay for it or die.

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/HoosegowFlask]

Death is trying, but he just can't get close enough.

The smell is too bad.

Plus—would you want to touch him?

[u/Local_Potential6076 → u/Awkward_Pangolin3254]

Yeah, every time I think about punching him in the face, no matter how much I'd want it to, it brings me no pleasure, only disgust, and a little nausea.

[u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 → u/Local_Potential6076]

You know he'd just cry and shit himself some more, and he wouldn't learn anything, so it'd be pointless.

[u/Naive_Remote9813 → u/Awkward_Pangolin3254]

I mean if it would mean I would get rid of one of the most evil people in the world, I'd do it even if it smells llike shit and stains my hand in orange for the rest of my life