What if it doesn’t happen

[u/megettingkilled]

We have to consider the possibility…

[u/No-Jacket-2927]

I will literally shit on his grave.

[u/Brother_Kreon → u/No-Jacket-2927]

It’s actually key to my idea to balance the federal budget.

Charge people $1 to pee, $5 to take a dump.

Set up a good little snack, drink, and merch stand. Set reasonable prices.

We’d be running a surplus within the year.