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OC Elsa's first date [OC]

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u/HAL9000_1208 2h ago

I i don't understand, the girl is very much conventionally attractive...

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u/3rdMachina 2h ago

That tummy is the tummy that makes people unwise.

Why didn’t it work on that guy? Does he have brain damage?

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u/TenHoumo 2h ago

i get it, different strokes for different folks, but being an asshole is another thing altogether

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u/jan_Osuma 1h ago

She dodged a bullet

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u/The_Shambo 2h ago

Its because this os totally made up

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u/Krell356 1h ago

You're lucky not having to see shit like this in your life regularly. Even if this particular instance is/isn't made up, it doesn't change the fact that there are a LOT of people like this and interactions like this on a daily basis.

Even if only a tiny portion of the population is scumbags, 2% of billions is still millions of the most scummy human trash imaginable.

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u/HeroicBarret 1h ago

He does see this stuff. He's trying to gaslight people reading the thread.

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u/The_Shambo 1h ago

Ive been married ten years and never once seen an interaction like this in real life. The comic artist self insert has been drawn as legitimately conventionally attractive and this os totally unrealistic.

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u/The_Shambo 1h ago

No man has ever had that reaction to a conventionally attractive, well proportioned female showing up for a date.

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u/dracorotor1 1h ago

“A conventionally attractive, well proportioned female”

…ew

But also:

“Female”

I’m’a press X to doubt on your other comment claiming to be married. I’m not even sure I can believe someone who is old enough to be married a decade would use such creeper language to refer to a woman

u/Dry-Illustrator-250 51m ago

My brother set his friend up on a blind date with a woman built like this and his friend called her a cow

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u/grimedogone 1h ago edited 1h ago

Hey, Mr. Married 10 Years Man, just a pro tip: “female” is an adjective, not a noun, when referring to human beings. Might help your (wrong) opinion seem more credible.

The unbelievable part isn’t that a guy would say this, it’s that he would say it, then not still be a sleezebag and try to sleep with her anyway.

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u/TenHoumo 1h ago

so your takeaway is that this specific scenario may be made up, but not "don't be an asshole to others"

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u/The_Shambo 1h ago

No, that this is made up specifically to draw in people that would pay for her porno patreon. Hence the proportions and the made up hurt feelings. Its bait.

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u/TenHoumo 1h ago

my brother in Christ, people are not fish, if somebody wants to pay for that, then good for them

but nobody's forcing you to pay

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u/HeroicBarret 1h ago

Men literally body shame women who look like this daily. The fuck are you talking about?

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u/The_Shambo 1h ago

Show me

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u/HeroicBarret 1h ago

No

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u/dracorotor1 1h ago

This incel… think he’s an actual manosphere-brainrotted teen? Or just a boring troll?

u/HeroicBarret 56m ago

I dont particularly make a meaningful distinction between people who are assholes and people who are assholes cause they think its funny to get a reaction from people honestly

Ignoring the trolls has gotten us no where but Ill get downvoted for saying that cause the “smart thing “ to do is to just clam up whenever someone is being as asshole instead of standing up to them aparantly.

u/JubileeJaxLee 34m ago

No downvotes from me, I'll feed a troll a little to let other people know the shitty things the troll says aren't just accepted without comment.

u/Pyro-Bun 57m ago

Oh, my sweet summer child, I've seen situations like this play out all over the place. Usually without the second guy to come in to save the day though.

u/_GeneralSeaweed_ 50m ago

How does this dumbass have any upvotes...

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u/LegendCZ 2h ago

One man trash is one man treasure. I know a guys who love girls who are really "built" big. I know a guys who prefer girls which look like walking skeleton.

Everyone has a preference. Only thing is, there is no need to be asshole about it, each time i had met a girl which didnt atracted me "You are beatiful, just not my type" and i feel like that is okay.

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u/TheVadonkey 1h ago

lol exactly. I have a friend that likes girls who look borderline underfed and also have coworkers who would say the girl in the post is gross and too skinny! Just be respectful and actually try communicating….but I know most peoples communication skills are abysmal these days, so I don’t know.

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u/AnAbandonedAstronaut 1h ago

"Looks max" and "tate bro" culture seeping out of its garbage bag.

Or he is a little guy and wanted a little girl to feel better.

Not every guy has it in them to be with a woman his own size.

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u/Krell356 1h ago

No shaming what looks people are into. The real problem here was the asshole behavior towards her.

Most everyone has something that they are into. For many that is appearances. The issue with those tate bro types is that they are shitty human beings that treat others like garbage.

It's a small distinction, but it matters. It keeps people from hating on people that dont deserve the hate. Especially when some of the worst human beings I've met are absolutely charismatic manipulative shitheads that get away with their abuse towards others just because they smooth talk their way around it to others.

u/femmeinfloral126 42m ago

So this is a comic that someone made up...

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u/stardust1914 1h ago

I love tummy of all sizes

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u/cesar848 1h ago

I call it licking tummy

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u/TryingoutSamantha 1h ago

Plush girl tummies are adorable! That guy is dumb

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u/Inkuiiku 1h ago

Nah the lovehandles ruin the unwise tummy, people like pure belly fat and borderline loose skin that remains after you slim down from a pregnancy.

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u/-Shade277- 2h ago

But she is wearing glasses. If rom coms have taught me anything it’s that people can’t possibly be attractive with glasses

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u/HAL9000_1208 2h ago

Heresy, spectacles are an automatic +1 to CHA

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u/bagboyrebel 1h ago

At least she doesn't have paint on her overalls.

u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 40m ago

Or a dot of paint on her nose. Last time I saw one of those things I was retching over the porch rails for thirty minutes

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u/hanky2 1h ago

Don’t worry the artist took those hideous things off in the last panel it just wouldn’t be realistic otherwise.

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u/Krell356 1h ago

Hard disagree. Glasses are sexy.

u/The_Kid_Girl_Robin 40m ago

that's mean I have glasses >:(

u/NachtShattertusk 26m ago

They were joking

u/The_Kid_Girl_Robin 18m ago

What part of saying that people can’t possibly be attractive with glasses is a joke

u/-Shade277- 21m ago

Me too. Me too …

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u/gelflin1 2h ago

For some reason people like that trash guy do exist, and yes, anyone with common sense will never understand them

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u/IDeserveThis 2h ago

I've known a few guys that would equate skinny with attractiveness. They'd brag about how a girl's hip bone would leave bruises on them after sex. I never understood it myself.

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u/Tsquared10 2h ago

I know plenty that want only skinny, petite women. Then they show off their girlfriends and I'm like "Have you checked her ID? Because she looks like a child."

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u/HeroicBarret 1h ago

Look while the way men act over women with any sort of body fat is fucking disgusting that does not give you free range to go body shaming smaller women back like that. Constantly being treated like a child is also a daily struggle for petite women as much as it is a struggle to be a larger woman and be constantly shamed.

People in general will shame women no matter their size.

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u/Krell356 1h ago

Don't confuse knowledge with acceptance. I understand them. That doesnt make their behavior any more acceptable.

That said, maybe you're onto something and I simply dont have enough common sense to protect my own sanity from my desire to learn things.

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u/my4thnipple 2h ago

it's a mild incel fantasy

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u/SmertriosPPD 2h ago

I can't settle on if this is incel or femcel fantasy.

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u/my4thnipple 2h ago

a little from column A, a little from column B

u/i_illustrate_stuff 52m ago

Femcel pandering to incels is my guess.

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u/Jaded_Stick_4379 2h ago

First guy is too terminally online.

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u/Kraehe13 2h ago

Not necessarily. In my 42 years i met several dudes that thought only underweight girls are attractive. Some of them were quite fat themself, but only had (had, not wanted) very very skinny GF's and left them should they gain some weight (and shamed them because of it).

Really terrible.

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u/Cyatron- 2h ago

Iirc people that are in a relationship/happier often let themselves go more because of something in our primate brains.

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u/Gabby-Abeille 1h ago

It really depends on the person and how their bodies react to emotional changes. Some people eat more when they are sad, some instead stop eating.

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u/_Weyland_ 2h ago

Man, I cannot for the life of me understand insisting on a standard that you yourself do not want to match. Like, I get it with things like height, eye color, etc. Those you cannot change. But wanting someone fit while not being ready to put matching effort into your own fitness? That has to feel wrong, no?

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u/stoopidgoth 2h ago

I thought this was obvious well done satire until the comic just kept going

u/lornlynx89 50m ago

Oh yeah, now comes the pointe. Well, next slide. Right now! ... oh....

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u/3lizab3th333 2h ago

It’s an incel fantasy, if the girl were actually average looking or ugly, no one would step in to be kind to her.

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u/OuterWildsVentures 1h ago

Yeah i want to see one of these comics where the character doesn't have the pretty face and huge tits

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u/HeroicBarret 1h ago

What the fuck? I'm not disagreeing with you on your premise. But pretending like men don't treat women like in this picture like shit is fucking ridiculous. I'm literally with a woman who had to go to the hospital for her eating disorder who looks like this comic because she was still constantly fat shamed.

The weird "Step in and take her on a date thing" is odd sure. But acting like this isn't a common experience just cause the woman is a little prettier is ridiculous

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u/Heated13shot 1h ago

Her cubbyness is drawn very flatteringly. Every body type tends to look better drawn. 

She is wearing a shirt and jeans 2 sizes too small, and is carrying a lot of weight (granted, mostly in the right places) it would look goofy in real life, even if you are into thicc/cubby. 

Not a reason to be an asshole, but not everyone would find it attractive. 

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u/SmertriosPPD 2h ago

Nothing to understand, that comic is just garbage attention grab for you to pay for the NSFW ones on their patreon.

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u/m191145 1h ago

The message here is that this is OPs self insert and need to make sure everyone knows theyre cute but a little overweight.

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u/Limiel 2h ago

anime logic =/= irl logic

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u/RainOnTheCoast 1h ago

This whole comic series is designed to set the lowest common bar for the guy getting the conventionally attractive girl so that readers can self-insert in his place. He's literally hitting on someone who is in a shitty emotional place right here and being presented as a good guy for it; in real life that timing is kinda predatory. Her suffering here exists just to enable him getting a chance for meeting a very low bar.

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u/forthesect 1h ago

I think your perception of what is "conventionally" attractive is off. Especially with older conventions, even having overly large breasts would be considered outside of societal approval.

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u/an-imperfect-boot 2h ago

She looks almost exactly like my wife haha

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u/onFilm 2h ago

She single?

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u/an-imperfect-boot 2h ago

No. And she’s not interested in dudes.

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u/No_Application_1219 2h ago

Lesbian ?

(Not intested just curious)

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u/an-imperfect-boot 2h ago

Yeah. I’m really lucky to have her in my life. She’s beautiful and I love her so much. 🥰

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u/No_Application_1219 2h ago

Im so happy for you ! 😆

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u/an-imperfect-boot 2h ago

Thank you 🤗

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u/No_Application_1219 2h ago

Np

(Absolutely 100% not jealous)

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u/IWannaBeMade1 2h ago

You don't need to, it never happend to anyone ever.

u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 36m ago

I'd guess you are male, white, and no older than 14. Possibly I'm wrong on the age.

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u/niklizzy 1h ago

9 times out of 10, if theres a "fat" girl in a comic in this sub, its a girl thats not actually fat lol. Chubby isnt the same as fat imo. I'd love to see some actual fat people in comics but sadly it does not happen very often at all.

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u/NewLibraryGuy 1h ago

That's basically this whole character. OP keeps putting her in comics where the guy is supposed to be virtuous for finding her attractive

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u/Unnamed_jedi 2h ago

people are like that. I got a friend, drop dead gorgeous. And some random kids commented on her body in the mall. Assholes.

u/femmeinfloral126 40m ago

They probably didn't

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u/Grand_Estimate3783 1h ago

Yeah, like 100% conventionally attractive.

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u/HeroicBarret 1h ago

You would be astounded just how many men will act like you're fat if you have even a teeny bit of body fat. Lol.

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u/-dus 1h ago

the girl's face is like 4 lines. how do you know she's conventionally attractive?

u/AshenSacrifice 14m ago

Literally my reaction to this comic

u/droidtron 0m ago

Some brothers wanna play that hard role

And tell you that the butt ain’t gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

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u/EvilDan69 2h ago

Yeah just like my wife. 0 issues here!

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u/forsale90 2h ago

This. Pretty much mine as well.

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u/Advanced_Double_42 1h ago

Yeah unless the comic shaved off another 100lbs, wtf?

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u/DarkScruff 2h ago

You're right, some dudes just want all the kingdoms and all the sands but when the town comes to hang only heads and crowns start to roll

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u/Apanatr 1h ago

Because she is a curvy cartoon character, isn't her?

But I understand the message, because I myself can't get the line, where a curvy girl becomes an unhealthily overweigh person...

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u/Realistic_Mousse_485 1h ago

The guy was gay probably

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u/AshleytheTaguel 2h ago

But she's a real woman and not a 12 year old anime girl with H cups like the guy is used to.

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u/crowcawer 2h ago

Yo could have left off the parts about the personality & bust.

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u/TabularConferta 2h ago

That was my thinking. Aphrodite body