r/copypasta Aug 06 '24

mod favorite 😫🤯 I’ve come to make an announcement: Mods are a bunch of bitch ass motherfuckers.

706 Upvotes
"I, EvaX, humbly submit a toast to..."

Patch notes 92.28.211.234 "I have your IP address kid". In case you've noticed (you haven't), there have been a few changes to the sub lately.

  1. You can now comment with GIFs and images. Go ham.
  2. Better spam control to combat bots. No more "MiK4lya CAmPin0 L3aks" hopefully.
  3. Rules Update. Erotica/smut will be meet with 28 days ban. Duration will increase for repeat offenders (28, 60, 120, etc). Go over to Wattpad to write your sexy sex peanits stories.
  4. Mod list update. Suspended mods have been removed. Inactive mods will also eventually be removed after a while. Sub would had been banned a year ago due to unmoderation.

Hopefully with these changes we can go back to posting actual copypastas instead of another gooner bait Ipad kid fanfic. I like to end this with arguably the most popular copypasta over the last few years, the Xiangling copypasta.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.


r/copypasta Jan 01 '20

Believe it or not, straight to jail Vaporeon copypasta

21.2k Upvotes

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


r/copypasta 15h ago

Got caught sinkpissing at work.

111 Upvotes

Got caught sinkpissing at work.

This morning I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink at work because I completely forgot to lock the door. Female coworker just opened the door right while I was mid-stream. When you open the door, the sink is to the left against the wall, so he saw my penis expelling urine into the sink. We locked eyes and the look on her face is burned into my brain. Her mouth dropped and she gasped, let go of the door and it closed automatically.

My male manager came up to me as I was heading back to my desk and told me I should go home for the day. He literally had my bag and computer ready to hand off to me, I guess to avoid seeing the girl who walked in on me since she sits close by.

Everything feels heavy. My chest is tight. I keep thinking about how one stupid, thoughtless second is about to follow me around this place forever or possibly cost me my career. Even if I'm not fired, I don’t know how I’m supposed to walk those halls after this. I feel disgusting. Embarrassed. Small. Just completely drained.

I keep telling myself it’s not the end of the world, but right now it sure as hell feels like it. No idea what to tell my wife.


r/copypasta 4h ago

Is my boyfriend hiding a secret relationship with his best friend?

15 Upvotes

Hi everyone

I have been dating a 36 year old man for 3 months now. A few weeks into our relationship, my boyfriend started making comments and sharing info that made me question his sexuality and his relationship with his male best friend who lives an hour and half away by car, and whom he sees on a regular basis (every couple weeks or so). I would love your opinion about whether this does seem to indicate a romantic interest in his best friend/something going on under the surface:

  1. They have sleepovers at each other's houses every couple of weeks, for 2 - 3 days at a time. There is no-one else present except for the two of them. 2) My boyfriend says things like "we shared a beer", "I pay for him all the time and don't really keep track of whether he's paying for me". 3) They text each other everyday, and from what I've seen sometimes the texts are detailed descriptions of what they are doing that day etc. 4) They chat on the phone regularly. 5) My boyfriend said that they always hang out alone and that they don't include their partners in their plans usually. 6) They go to the movies alone. 7) They go to concerts alone. 8) They go on camping trips alone. 9) They are planning a trip across the country alone to his bestfriend's city where his best friend is going to show him where he grew up. He mentioned this trip to me and very unenthusiastically asked if I wanted to come and that he was telling me about the trip because he felt he had to since we are dating but quickly followed that up by saying his best friend's girlfriend had declined the invite, thereby discouraging me from going along with them. 10) They carved pumpkins together last fall?!? 11) I once asked how long he'd known his best friend and he responded by saying "I've been with Bob for -" and then quickly corrected himself and said "I've been friends with him since high school, but we weren't in touch the entire time". 12) Once when we were coming up with nicknames for each other we settled on bear and bun-bun. And he out of nowhere said "Bob's a bun-bun too". 13) Once when describing his relationship with Bob where Bob likes to do the planning he said "the way you're my babygirl, I'm his babygirl" in this playful joking way. 14) When asked about why he never got to the level of asking any of his exes to marry him he said "I dont know if I can get there with a woman" - no idea what this means or if there's another way to interpret it than the obvious. 15) The first time he went over for a 2 day sleepover at Bob's shortly after we'd begun dating he took hours and hours to text me back and thought that was acceptable until I brought it up. 16) When I asked him pointblank if there was something going on with him and Bob he said "you have no evidence" which was a startling response. When asked if he was bisexual he said "is there something about me that looks that way?" but still denies anything going on with Bob. He admits they have an intense friendship but denies that there is anything more than that, most recently saying "its not like we are in love or anything" in reference to Bob.

Can I please have your thoughts on the matter? Does it sound like a regular bromance between two middle-aged men, or does it sound like something more?


r/copypasta 6h ago

I was on a run (with a weighted vest)

7 Upvotes

I was on a run (with a weighted vest) in the park earlier when I saw a group of Gen Z guys at the park having a small bonfire. I overheard them talking about Jelly Roll's despicable comments on Jimmy Kimmel. "I was disgusted by Jelly's divisive comments about the President," one said. "Bruh, I love his music," one of the others replied, tossing what appeared to be a CD into a small fire pit, "but I will NEVER listen to any of it again." Slowing down, I approached them. "Boys, what's the latest?" I interjected. "I couldn't help but hear you discussing Jelly Roll's performative leftist virtue signaling on Jimmy Kimmel." "No cap, I never liked him. Beats are weak, and he's chopped af," one of the boys fired back. "We are burning our CDs to show solidarity with DJT." I looked closer and saw a heap of Jelly Roll CDs, spanning his entire discography, melting together in a fury of patriotism-fueled flames. "Carry on, boys," I said as a smile grew across my face. I threw another 20 lbs into my vest. "You should give Kid Rock a listen. He's infinitely more talented than Jelly Roll. Trust me." I dapped them all up and broke into a dead sprint to finish out my run. The kids are going to be alright.


r/copypasta 9m ago

I HATE SONIC WITH A BURNING PASSION

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Out of all the videogame characters that are leaders of the industry, I genuinely think that Sonic is the LEAST BENEFICIAL to it sue to his inconsistent atrocious legacy, used to have a fresh new style for platformers based on speed, but Sega defeinitely couldn't keep up it's identity due to going to bullshit levels of "ambition" making every game since the Dreamcast an insufferable identity-crisis line up to follow, and nowadays people want to act like Sonic was always one of the greatest franchises of all time ignoring these terrible facts, and I genuinely think that he's extremely overrated for the VERY few things he did right and still this headaching franchise couldn't live up to it's original purpose.

‎"Sonic is the greatest and coolest mascot of all time!" ALL I SEE IS A INSUFFERABLE ASSHOLE WHO THINKS ON HIMSELF FIRST AND HIS "FREEDOM" BEFORE ANY OF HIS OWN FRIENDS, DOESN'T EVEN CARE FOR AMY EVEN TOUGH HER AFFECTIONS, DOES SHITTY JOKES LIKE A UNLIKABLE BULLY, AND HIS HERO SIDE IS HEAVILY CARRIED BY "POWER AND AURA" AND MOST OF THE TIME HE SEEMS TO NOT CARE MUCH ABOUT HIS MISSION AND JUST ABOUT TO SHOW HIS POWER AND "COOLNESS" TO THE AUDIENCE IN THE PROCESS WITHOUT ANY EMPATY FOR HIS GOAL, NOW TO MENTION HIS UGLY SPIKY DESING WITH A MEANY FACE THAT IS NOTHING FRIENDLY AND SEEMS TO WANT TO LEFT ME LIKE A FOOL ON HIS SHADOW AND JUST MAKES ME FEEL BAD AND DISGUSTS ME EVERY TIME I SEE HIM! And people want to consider him the "greatest" when to my eyes he's clearly a bad example to the people's behavior (and the main reason of why Sonic fans are TERRIBLE and will forever despiste them and what they we're turned on) and just reminds me of bad memories when I was abused in my childhood.

‎"He's a much better representative to gaming than Mario" IN YOUR NONEXISTENT FEVER DREAMS THAT THE GENERAL WORLDWIDE PUBLIC WILL NEVER CARE ABOUT! Mario while not perfect at all, holds a significant advantage over that rodent with a much prefferable golden legacy that secures a much better future for gaming as a whole, unlike that "cool" BULLY, Mario has a genuinely lovable side of a very good man that appeals to me and to most people in general, he may not be the "most fleshed out" characters in history but his actions as a hero are genuinely more plausible and esteemed because he cares a lot more for the mission he's on, thinking first on securing peace and happiness for those who are in trouble that the hedgehog almost always puts in second place in favor of an UNLIKABLE actitude, and most importantly, Mario successfully evolved into a great video game franchise by expanding into many other genres instead of stagnating within the platformer category. Furthermore, platformers generally benefit immensely from mechanics based on standard movement rather than raw speed; this allows for level design that is far more creative, intricate, and full of secrets—exactly what a platformer *should* be. That foundation isn't "vanilla"; it is absolutely essential for having infinite level-design possibilities through diverse, fun abilities than Sonic and his reliance on speed 80%, resulting in levels that feel more like racetracks than proper platforming stages that are impossible to truly appreciate and just make me dizzy and nauseous as I rush through them, gosh his games truly cannot be a most influential example to platformers by any means due to this! Sonic will definitely never surpass Mario in the huge video game area, and that much is glaringly obvious.

‎"He has higher peaks than most platformers ever created" ONE OF THE LAMEST EXCUSES AND LIES TO TRY TO PUT HIM IN A PEDESTAL HE DEFINITELY DOESN'T DESERVE AMONG THE GREATEST WHICH HAVE MUCH MORE MERIT THAN SONIC EVER DID! Unleashed became one of the most overglazed games of all time ignoring the obvious and annoying flaw of the werehog that ruins a huge part of the game by how slow and desesperating it's acts can be! Both Mario Galaxy games with much more varied and creative ideas, and even almost the entire Crash Bandicoot franchise easily mogs whatever that identity-breaker game tried to be, Frontiers was a slight step on the right direction by making the speed more controllable THANK GOODNESS, but it's still FAR from greatness by how mostly unpolished the mechanics feels and not to mention that the entire open world looks so dead and uninteresting most of the time, the 2D games I let a pass due to genuinely like some of them despite also having some terrible stinkys, sad that most of them were the CLASSIC ones (and Manía) when that blue rodent still had an established identity before FUCKING IT ALL LATER! The "higher highs" Sonic is nowadays alluded from are actually ALMOST NON EXISTENT and definitely doed't leave a strong mark of how platform games can truly evolve which other mascot platformers do SO MUCH BETTER and some are understimated by how a good inspiration it can be by looking by other ways that is not always SPEEEEEEEEED, I'll take Mario's weird but really fun arsenal or Kirby's varied and colorful tranformations over anything Sonic DESTROYED his identity from any day!

‎Due to all of this I genuinely just see that Sonic has lesser good things than bad things to offer, and the few amazing things I can say about this series is the mostly banger music (Even if I think that it doesn't represent what Sonic REALLY IS to my sight) and some of the stories like from the movies that are interesting to follow (but even most of them are so insufferably overwelming to follow due to the unvearable excess of lore that stress me and is easy to forget) but overall I truly can't stand the mostly demolished legacy of this PUTRIT FRANCHISE THAT BETRAYED IT'S PURPOSE BY GOING TO LESS-FRIENDLY UNNECESARY RISKS THAT LEFT SONIC'S REPUTATION IN SHAMBLES MANY TIMES AND DESTINED TO STILL FALL ON IT FOREVER WITH AN NON-EXISTENT ESTABLISHED IDENTITY THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR VIDEO GAMES TO FOLLOW! FUCK THAT BLUE SHITTY RAT, FUCK HIS INTENSE AND HORRIBLE VOCAL FANS, AND ALSO FUCK SEGA FOR NOW EMBRACING GENERATIVE *THAT* BEING THE DEVELOPMENT OF THEIR NEWEST GAMES! THEY TRULY FELL OF AGAINST NINTENDO BY FUCKING IT OFF THAT HARD! CONSIDER ME YOUR WORST ENEMY, CALL ME A PUBLIC DISGRACE FOR THE INTERNET, DAMN EVEN CALL ME A NINTENDO "DICKRIDER" IF YOU WANT JUST BY SAYING THE TRUTH ABOUT THEIR MORE HEALTHY LEGACY AND GOALS DESPITE THEIR NOTORIOUS FLAWS AS A COMPANY AND NOT CALLING THEM "TOTALLY EVIL"! BUT EVEN THAT NEVER WILL CONVINCE ME TO EVER APPRECIATE THAT MEAN SPIRITED RODENT "FASTER THAN LIGHT" AND I WILL NEVER PERSONALLY LEAVE THAT HILL, NEVER! SONIC CAN FOREVER SUCK MY ASS!


r/copypasta 3h ago

Bong shooters beware!

3 Upvotes

Hello, Aaron. Due to the high volume of private messages from our patriotic supporters who believe in science and from our Satanic haters who shoot bong and want to spew reefer rage because they cannot handle our teachings of truth, we do not read all of our private messages and generally do not reply to them. We ask that future Facebook communications to us be given in the post comment sections, where we dare stoner junkies to debate our expert supporters. Thank you.


r/copypasta 8h ago

He took a bite of a boneless wing

6 Upvotes

He took a bite of a boneless wing, and something felt wrong in his throat. For three days after, he had a fever and couldn't keep food down. Later doctors found a thin chicken bone stuck inside. So he sued the restaurant, he argued that the menu said "boneless", so there shouldn't have been any bones. But the court said "boneless wings" was a style of food, not a promise that every bone had been removed. And because bones are naturally part of chicken, the restaurant wasn't responsible. Meaning according to the court, even boneless wings can still have bones.


r/copypasta 13h ago

Lucia in GTA 6

13 Upvotes

LUCIA GON HAVE IT ALL.
Toes done, nails done, hair laid, lashes fluttering like she got her own wind machine. Birkin on one arm, Chanel on the other, Coach just for the backup bag in the car. She ain’t ever gotta pull a job again unless she WANT to pull one, strictly for the thrill, not the bag — the bag already secured.
New crib on the water, gated, cameras everywhere but she still got a getaway boat parked out back just in case old habits creep up. New whip every season, matching whip for the new crib, whip just to go get coffee in. She ain’t NEVER putting the same fit on twice — closet the size of the crib itself, stylist on retainer, everything designer down to the socks.She ain’t cooking — private chef on call 24/7. She ain’t cleaning — whole staff, she don’t even know where the mop is. She ain’t lifting a finger for nothing, I’m doing it ALL. Nails? Booked out a year. Hair appointment on a private jet if she want it done mid-flight. Vacation whenever, wherever, first class only, she blink and we in Cayo Perico frfr.
And yeah — she want that pink diamond, she getting the pink diamond. Not stealing it either, buying it outright, sitting in a case in the crib like a trophy. Vault full of jewelry just for options. She a queen, treating her like one, point blank period.


r/copypasta 4h ago

Britain isn’t real

2 Upvotes

So this might sound strange but there’s no historical proof that Britain doesn’t exist as Britain was made up to increase tea sells in Europe. Who drinks the most amount of tea that’s right there “British” every one that lives in the made up country of Britain are paid actors. To sell the illusion of Britain the queen and kings are actually the CEO of Pg tips all the history books that mentions the British are paid by the big tea companies.


r/copypasta 1h ago

The Monty Hall Problem and Town of Salem 2

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Logically, due to the monty hall problem, you should vote out the person you believe MORE when scumreading in a 1v1v1

the ability to stay alive as an evil is correlated to believability

the ability to stay alive as a town is not

so evils that make it to a final scumread are going to be more believable than the average evil, and likely more believable than the average town!

And if you accepted that sentence, you accepted that, if there are 2 people, where 1 is evil and 1 is town at the end of the game, the more believable person is likely evil!

Thus you should vote out the more believable person when you're scumreading.

Of course, this is all in the absence of hard evidence. Anyone know why it doesn't work like this in real games?


r/copypasta 8h ago

Lucia toes finna be done

2 Upvotes

Lucia toes finna be done, nails, hair, lashes, birkin, chanel, coach, she get anything she want and more she never gotta do a heist unless she want too. New car, new crib, she never gon have to put the same fit on. Never gon clean, never gon cook, never gon do anything for herself im doing it all for her. She want a pink diamond like cayo perico, baby i got you❤️…


r/copypasta 9h ago

Nine-Tailed Fox

2 Upvotes

Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine-Tailed Fox, has entered the subreddit. All remaining users are advised to stay on the rules page or any other safe areas until the party has secured the server. We'll start escorting mids out when the escaped deviants have been re-banned.


r/copypasta 14h ago

Trigger Warning This is probably gonna sound dumb but is heterophobia a thing?

3 Upvotes

I was just thinking like homophobia is. So maybe heterophobia is? Like you can be prejudice against homosexual folks and that would make you homophobic so if someone is prejudice against heterosexual folks would that make them heterophobic?


r/copypasta 11h ago

Hector order

2 Upvotes

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.


r/copypasta 7h ago

the racism

1 Upvotes

well "A racist is a person who believes that some human races are better or more intelligent than others, or someone who treats people unfairly because of their race "

the first part of the definition, if you believe statistically, you are therefore believing that some human races are more intelligent than others so you are a racist by definition if you believe that, and prob most people won't prove it otherwise. you are seen by nuts and bolts as a racist.

In theory if you say it non-judgmental as a statistic fact, that would only prove you are not a racist under some circumstances for e.g: you are a scientist or work with statistics in any domain, and it serves as a aproxis of what you are studying or it's contextually dependent; even if you are not studying formally, you maybe are self-studying for knowledge, even if you believe that fact, culturally and morally you are seen as inferior to people who believe otherwise. It's a contradiction in a nutshell, what is this term called psychologically, there must be some philosophical terms for this that I am unaware

tbh i am tired of having these types of conversations and my low decision making today due to sleeping only 2 hours serves as a contradiction to my certainty of this type of reasoning being valid. tbh some might say that being morally superior is different than having higher iq for example, but higher iq already predisposes some aspects of morality in general, it's also correlational. some might cope that it's not causal, but in this specific case there is not a factor underlying that is making it only correlational

it's like I am trying to defend the reason why I defend a moral basis to disregard an unsupported moral cultural stupid adaptation that society had. Yes I don't believe that higher iq is simply higher morality in it's absolute sense because there are dumber people that act more morally justified than others. (exceptions, although they don't defy the argument because the hypothesis is more for means)Higher iq is correlational between less sensitive compared with lower iq, so in a sense higher iq doesn't have as much morality in that regard. But it doesn't take 2 foreheads to see the difference between a chimpanze and a human, evaluating each from their own intelligence. So blacks, niggers, negroes, whatever, judging that they are lower iq, I would estimate there is a higher chance of them acting culturally less morally than other groups, sure socioeconomic factors play also a role, specially since intelligence is not the sole explanation for different morality. Although I would still believe that higher iq, the easier it is to not act like a dumb ass, either being intellectually but also being more correct on other affairs. i mean if it was emotional behavior shaping morality, chimpanzes would have that, but they don't as much as humans. so intelligence plays a bigger role, at least cognitive morality


r/copypasta 21h ago

Why I love Cave Diving

12 Upvotes

Ok, let me explain how this is highly enjoyable to me, as a cave diver, in terms the general public can understand.
So...
You know that feeling when it's a cold winter evening and you're snuggled up in bed, wrapped tightly in a warm blanket?
Safe.
Cozy.
Nothing can hurt you.
Yeah.
This is exactly that feeling for me.
Except instead of a blanket, it's approximately 100,000 pounds of cold, damp, completely unforgiving rock pressing against my chest, back, shoulders, and skull.
And instead of a bed, I'm underwater.
Underground.
In a hole.
Sometimes several hundred feet inside the Earth.
And theoretically, if Mother Nature decided to move one particular piece of limestone downward approximately one inch, I would simply become part of the geological record.
But she won't.
We have an understanding.
So I continue.
Sometimes the passage gets so tight that breathing normally makes my chest physically too large to fit through it.
Which is actually very relaxing.
Because then I just exhale... get smaller...
wiggle forward a few inches... inhale a little... exhale again...
and continue feeding myself through the Earth one human segment at a time like a deeply misguided worm.
And somewhere ahead of me is an opening.
Probably.
Hopefully.
But that's when everything becomes peaceful.
The world goes silent.
The bills disappear.
The emails disappear.
Every problem I had on the surface suddenly seems incredibly insignificant.
Because now there is only me... my remaining oxygen...
and 100,000 pounds of prehistoric rock gently holding me in a position from which I could never be recovered.
It's warm.
It's intimate.
It's almost maternal.
Mother Nature and I are embracing.
She is simply embracing significantly harder than
I am.
And if she ever decides she loves me just a little too much...
I live here now.
Anyway.
That's cave diving.
It's basically a weighted blanket for people who apparently weren't hugged correctly as children.
Hope this helps.


r/copypasta 13h ago

what

2 Upvotes

WHAT??? LIKE THE GEOMETRY DASH LEVEL????? HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING GD REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 GEOMETRY DASH IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RIOT’S LEGENDARY QUACK !!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF DUDE WTF🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡 KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS KENOS😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿, Back on track is impossible🗿Back on track is impossible🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 Oh you’re a gd player❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓name every level💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 2.2 will never come😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫 TrusTa’s nerf gun nerfed yatagarasu ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 r/geometrydash r/okbuddygmd r/DeCult r/gdafterdark perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 MY CAR IS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE BECAUSE IT SAYS VSC!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😈😈😈😈😈😈 OMG HELL YOU MEAN LIKE THE HELL SERIES ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥I DIED AT 98 ON BACK ON TRACK 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡 NO I WILL NOT TOUCH GRASS🌿🌿🌿🌱🌱🌱🌿🌿🌿🍃🍃YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I’M BETTER THAN YOU 🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠🔫😠 Sonic the hedgehog❓YOU MEAN SONIC THE WAVE❓ Tartarus?❓ LIKE THE TOP 10!?❓ ❓ This place is silent❓ LIKE SILENT CLUBSTEP ❓ Minecraft badlands biome❓ LIKE THE BOOMKITTY SONG❓ I just got a new dehumidifier, and the brand said AEONAIR! ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️Somebody was talking about outer space, AND I SAID YOU MEAN THE FIRE GAUNTLET LEVEL❓ ⁉️❓❓❓What’s your zodiac sign❓ LIKE THE FORMER TOP 1 ZODIAC❓ ❓❓ IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓The time is 2:11 ❓ HOLY FUCK LIKE THE RUKKUS SONG❓ ⁉️❓❓ ❓ ❓  ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ Viprin is copy paste lord? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀Back on track is top 1 impossible silent demon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 finger❓like fingerdash❓OMG FINGRRRRDASH SO HARD😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡‼️‼️‼️‼️ YOUR NAME IS KILLBOT_421?? LIKE THE LEVEL KILLBOT BY LITHIFUSION!🔥🔥🔥🔥SQUARE ADVENTURE IS THE BEST LEVEL 💯💯💯💯RIOT IS LEGENDARY STRAIT FLY✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️KENOS KENOS KENOS😂😂😂😂😂DUDEWTF DUDEWTF DUDEWTF😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥WHITE?? LIKE THE LEVEL WHITE WOMEN!!😋😋😋😋😋😋BACK ON TRACK IS IMPOSSIBLE🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRUSTA NERF GUN 🔫🔫🔫OH YOUR A GD PLAYER??!! NAME EVERY GD LEVEL!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🙋🏿🙋🏾🙋🏽🙋🏼🙋🏻MY HARDEST IS ONLY LEYAK🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


r/copypasta 19h ago

If I'm still selling furniture 6 years later, I'm a failure. It's just that simple.

2 Upvotes

It will make no sense for me to be selling furniture 6 years later unless I made at least 500k a year. If I'm still selling furniture 6 years later I'm a failure in life, quote me on that shit. If I'm still sitting here selling furniture and if I'm not an architect and I'm not doing this, not doing that, n***a I failed in life.


r/copypasta 17h ago

Trigger Warning The King of Blue bluecoiny crashout

1 Upvotes

WHAT YOU'VE DONE, WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT. LIKE. "So? You did not feature me in a"- SO? SO WHAT THE F- SO WHAT!? SO WHAT IF I DIDN'T FEATURE YOU IN AN ANIMATION!? I DIDN'T WANT TO FEATURE YOU IN AN ANIMATION CAUSE' I DIDN'T FEEL MOTIVATED. YOU KNOW WHAT!? YO-YOU KNOW WHAT!? NO, NO, NO, NO. BLUE COINY, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! I DON'T EVEN CARE. I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOU WEREN'T FEATURED IN AN ANIMATION. NO I- YOU- YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD. YOU, YOU'RE JUST ONE OF THE MOST HORRIBLE PEOPLE IN PEOPLE IN THE OSC. LEAVE THE DAMN INTERNET!! YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE RETARD ( :0 ) YOU KNOW WHAT!? GO FUCK YOURSELF! HURT YOURSELF! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, LEAVE THE DAMN INTERNET!!


r/copypasta 1d ago

Wyrmrest Accord is an RP realm, not your dungeon queue waiting room. The cleanup has begun. I'm cleaning house.

8 Upvotes

Wyrmrest Accord is an RP realm, not your dungeon queue waiting room. The cleanup has begun. I'm cleaning house.

To the tourists treating Trade like an unmonitored Twitch chat: your free ride is over, and the Empress has officially revoked your open-mic privileges.
For years, people rolled on Wyrmrest Accord because they wanted a server that actually felt alive—only to treat the roleplayers and local community who built that atmosphere like background props in their personal sandbox. You sit in /2 spewing brain-rot macros, starting bad-faith flame wars, and dumping stream-of-consciousness garbage while waiting on a twenty-minute DPS queue to pop, completely burying the crafters, recruiters, and roleplayers trying to use the channel.

When called out, the defense is always the same entitled excuse: "I pay my sub, I can do whatever I want."

  • Wyrmrest Accord is a designated RP realm: If you want a soulless cross-realm lobby where chat scrolls at lightspeed with booster spam and edge-lord bickering, Illidan and Area 52 are right there. You rolled here because the realm has a soul, yet you go out of your way to degrade it.
  • Trade is an exchange floor, not a holding pen: It exists for commerce, crafting orders, legitimate recruitment, and local business. It is not an unmonitored daycare for people who can't handle five minutes of quiet without demanding a captive audience.
  • The self-policing has started: If you noticed Trade suddenly going peaceful, or the worst serial offenders abruptly vanishing mid-sentence, that isn't a glitch. The community has plenty of accounts, coordinated fingers on the report trigger, and zero patience left for bad-faith spam.

Respect the server rules, keep the chatter in General or your guild chat, or enjoy sitting in an automated timeout while the rest of WrA takes the capital back.

Edit: ahh yess, let the hate come. Yall are just proving my point.


r/copypasta 1d ago

My (20m) gf (20f) wants me to not play GTA 6 as she considers it to be virtual and emotional cheating due to the hyper realism. Advice?

7 Upvotes

This is not a joke question. My gf and I (both 20 years old) had a discussion on this. She doesn't want me to play GTA 6 as it will include strip clubs and most importantly Lucia. She says that even if I don't romance Lucia it will be kinda a situationship with her. And that according to my gf counts as emotional cheating. I'm out of words tbh.

It's just a game. Even if I make Lucia my gf in game, how does it matter? They are just pixels on the screen.

She said that if I play GTA 6 she will consider our relationship to be open. Wtf. Any advice?

For context:- my gf has always been an angel in our entire relationship. We have never had fights and she is exactly my type. She also can't harm anyone and I don't think she has even thought abt cheating as she comes from a hyper religious Christian Family. . So this is just a bit awkward.

Yes, this is 100% real and not larp.

Even if I try breaking up now, what will be my reason? I have 0 proof of her cheating.

She will tell others that I broke up with her to play a video game. Which honestly, will damage my social impression. And tbh I still like her. But I do want to play GTA 6.