r/fatsquirrelhate Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

88 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

76 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1h ago

Wide Load Woodland Weenie Been staring at me through the window for an hour

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I have not privacy from this absolute menace. I’m lying in bed after a hard day of manual labor, and she’s still there even now as I type this- expecting me to add to her chonk! Pure unadulterated gluttony, disgusting.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Fatty McFatFace Polyamorous FUCKS fuck (Disgusting)

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2.2k Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 12h ago

Gluttonous Bastard The little bastard is stealing all our peanuts

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56 Upvotes

It even tried to trip me up by getting between my legs while I was running


r/fatsquirrelhate 17h ago

Gluttonous Bastard This gluttonous bastard trying to steal this poor person’s fries!

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50 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 4h ago

About to steal your lunch They are getting very BOLD.

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3 Upvotes

This came across my Instagram feed. Disgraceful. This man is being robbed in broad daylight.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Lord of the Pies Gluttony leading to cannibalism caught in 460p!

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104 Upvotes

Saw these two fatties in the making duking it out to eat the victor, almost lost my breakfast.


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Does this guy get a pass, or is he also a piece of shit?

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131 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

pure intimidation

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147 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 23h ago

Caught this one eating from a tree like the greedy marmot that it is.

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35 Upvotes

New to the sub, did I do it right?


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Gluttonous Bastard What are they feeding this squirrel??

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68 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

WHAT WAS THIS FAT ASS EATING??? I THINK THEYRE HUNGRY FOR BLOOD!!!

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42 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Finally, someone is doing something productive with the pesky things!

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28 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

These fat fucks are grooming our children!

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230 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Gluttoness squirrels can never get enough.

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12 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

SuperSized McFatass Finally some use for these fat bastards has been found!

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5 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

saw a squirrel eating a slice of pizza

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56 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Meet Gus Gus

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89 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

About to steal your lunch Heard this mf monching half a block away

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179 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Rotund Rodent picnic intruder

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41 Upvotes

lardy little peanut thief


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

King Lardass Look at this monument to gluttony

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47 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

As long as there's one fewer fatass! Let em fight!

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59 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Fat bastards so gluttonous even lawn furniture isn't safe

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41 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Marmots Are Terrorizing California Hikers and Stealing Their Shoes

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18 Upvotes