r/fatsquirrelhate • u/lynivvinyl • 1d ago

Finally, someone is doing something productive with the pesky things!

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u/Igetcalledretardalot End Squirrel Obesity 1d ago

What is this product and how can i invest all my money in the company?

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u/lynivvinyl 1d ago

If you want a more squirrelly flavored squirrel paste you're going to have to get those numbers up. Maybe even adding some chunks for crunch. Visualize fat whirled squirrels.

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u/misguidedmeerkat 1d ago

Get ready for the food recalls due to tainted squirrel products.

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u/Androidfon 1d ago

Is that frosting mix?

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u/SryForMyIncontinence 1d ago

It contains gluten, so likely flour. I would either way advise against consuming it, it may be a trap

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u/Androidfon 1d ago

I was joking. The profile, substituting protein for squirrel, is more like a bag of flour.

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u/PacNWDad End Squirrel Obesity 1d ago

Given their diets, there is no way this wouldn’t be 97% saturated fat. Lard is healthier

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 14h ago

Its a Squirrel Mix Kit:

  • No bright light: Sunlight can anger them.
  • No water: Getting them wet causes them to multiply.
  • No feeding after midnight: This triggers a wicked metamorphosis