r/flatearth 9h ago

Explain

How do Flerfs explain the tides, is there some weird reason? or is it the same as everyone else.

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u/k0nahuanui 9h ago

Tide goes in, tide goes out; you can't explain that

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u/Newphone_New_Account 9h ago

Fuck it!

We’ll do it live!

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u/SagansLab 9h ago

Flerfs don't try to explain anything, all they want to do is prove others are wrong, so they can think they know a special secret that others don't. They won't say what causes tides, they just say its not what those of us that live in reality say it is.

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u/randemthinking 8h ago

They're like criminal defense attorneys--their goal isn't to prove innocence/flat earth, it's simply to create a reasonable doubt of guilt/globe. Except flerfs can't get to the "reasonable" part.

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u/brokenman82 8h ago

Eric Dubay said it was simply the ‘rise and fall of the bosom of the mighty deep’.

Duh

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u/GustapheOfficial 9h ago

Haha they don't

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u/esnolaukiem 6h ago

how do you know?

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u/Rude-Sentence-6770 9h ago

It follows the moon

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u/Bourbon-Cowboy 6h ago

How dare you bring a logical question to a group of people with illogical beliefs?!

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u/Acoustic_blues60 9h ago

It even takes me awhile to explain tides to physics students. There are some annoying explanations out there can be very difficult to get past (not flat earth related, however).

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u/DefinitionOk6382 9h ago

No sé, pero las Nikon P900 y P1000 las usan para grabar barcos perdiéndose en lontananza; lo de estudiar las mareas, sabiendo lo que les disgusta la gravedad, pues como que suelen esquivarlo.

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 8h ago

Everyone knows tides are caused by
Chris Farley doing cannonballs into the oceans from heaven, tsunamis too.

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u/Ocksu2 5h ago

Yo Mama goes in the ocean, the tide goes up. Yo Mama comes out, the tide goes down.

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u/Royal-Preparation843 9h ago

As my wife answers everything she can’t explain, “God can do whatever he wants whenever he wants.” Ugh!

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u/GamingSlob 9h ago

They just chalk it up to magic.

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u/oneuplynx 8h ago

Water always finds its level... Eventually.

That's what tides are, water looking for its level. Until it does, it has the ability to freely move about.

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u/SirMildredPierce 8h ago

It's water finding its level, and then finding its other level, and so on...

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u/Fast_Adhesiveness528 8h ago

It's turtles all the way down.

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u/AdInfinite2404 8h ago

the Rupes Nigra (North pole) is surrounded by four large channels or indrawing seas. These four rivers separated four polar landmasses and converged into a singular, massive central whirlpool (or vortex) surrounding the rock. That's why there are no tides in large bodies of water, because they're not connected to any ocean.

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u/NotYourAverageGM 7h ago

It’s the penguins that guard the ice wall hitting the water with their flippers.

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u/OrganizationThick397 6h ago

Winds and uhh, undersea bump or sum

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u/jpric155 4h ago

Weather machines. Easy

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u/Zesty-B230F 3h ago

Something something...book of Methuzula, chapter something or other

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u/Tommy_W3ZX 3h ago

Perspective, duh

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u/RandoReddit2024 3h ago

BECAUS OF GAWD!

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u/mkluczka 2h ago

Water finds its level, but tides is some not level buldge of water travelling around the world