r/interestingasfuck 20h ago

Tram airbags, coming soon to Zurich

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u/Traditional-Hotel-66 20h ago

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u/No_Influence_9389 20h ago

If I had a nickel for every experimental human dozer demonstration video I've seen today, I'd have two nickels.

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u/SnooRadishes8573 20h ago

One nickle buys 2 pickles. Would you like to partake?

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u/w8ing2dr0wn 20h ago

Something something about a fickle pickle salesman who will tickle you for a nickel

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u/SnooRadishes8573 20h ago

"I'll give you a nickle if you'll tickle my pickle" is the line I remember from childhood.

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u/hsvNA81 19h ago

Sorry about your childhood.

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u/justsofie 20h ago

I never heard this in my childhood and feel I should be thankful for it

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u/SnooRadishes8573 19h ago

It was the inner city. Humor was different. I don't condone it, but it was a fun childhood!

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 17h ago

Hey that's a deal.

Unless your gherkin me around. 🥒

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u/WeinerVonBraun 20h ago

You could get a there and back ferry ride to Morganville for those two nickels. Back in my day there used to be bumblebees on the nickels. Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say

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u/w8ing2dr0wn 19h ago

Grandpa Abe, is that you?

u/Ubergazz 6h ago

It isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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u/asdf_lord 20h ago

Amstydam must pay royalties to the US.

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u/L1QU1D_ThUND3R 19h ago

We have the technology now

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u/Commercial-Co 16h ago

Make one out of foam and stick it in front. Then you got a reusable item

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u/Bruce-7892 20h ago

I am pretty sure that would still F you up, but at least this way they don't have to clean you off the front of the train I guess.

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u/MinervaJB 20h ago

This lowers the chance of going under the tram, I guess?

My city has a tram, and the daughter of a coworker saw a 12-year-old kid be run over by the tram (tied to cross the street, the tram hit them straight on and sent them under the carriage). Tried to help because she was a first-year nursing student at the time. Kid died anyway, and it was so horrifying the poor girl needed therapy.

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u/Mierimau 18h ago

It also lowers kinetic impact, which gives more saving grace to the body.

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 20h ago edited 20h ago

Yeah, also I think these things go way faster, it's not a bad idea necessarily but one could still get caught underneath

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u/liverswithfavabeans 19h ago

Maybe also prevents some trauma if it blocks the driver from seeing the person hurt.

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u/catlover2410 18h ago

I think they still have to get out of the tram and check on that person as standard procedure...

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u/Bruce-7892 18h ago

Me as a train engineer;

"I didn't see shit. Oh that? It was like that when I got it, someone should fix that windshield and clean the thing".

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u/Strange-Spot-3306 12h ago

i don't know about trams - but with trains standard procedure for them (in switzerland at least) is to sound the horn, initiate emergency braking, and then turn away, close their eyes, hands over ears. After a collision with a human they are expected to make an emergency call and stay on the train (maybe check on the passengers etc.), they should absolutely not go out there and look for the remains of whatever they hit.

u/Meewelyne 11h ago

That's quite sensitive towards the driver, I don't think there's much they can do once they actually hit someone.

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u/Kooky_Attention_98 19h ago

Yeah, that as well in case of the worst-case scenario

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u/314159265358979326 19h ago

In reality, you'd expect the brakes to be hammered on, so the speed might not be too wrong.

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u/Cool-Newspaper-1 13h ago

Accidents don’t usually happen on empty straight roads where the trams are fast, they happen when people run across the rails in stations/at stops.

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u/ChemicalRain5513 13h ago

The speed limit is 50. A lot of the time they will be going 30 or slower, especially around busy intersections and crossings.

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u/LordVectron 12h ago

They mostly dont go much faster than this. Tram stops aren't very far apart, mostly.

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u/Hokulol 20h ago

I mean, yeah, if the tram is going fast enough it's probably not going to save you.

That being said there is probably a sweet spot of speed where this will reduce casualties.

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u/Konrad_M 13h ago

It will definitely help. Trams in cities don't go too fast. This thing won't prevent any damage. But it can definitely make a difference between death and severe injuries. Or between severe injuries and only bruises.

u/spicygayunicorn 8h ago

Yeah trams aren't like regular trains going fast all the time they usually go pretty slow in most places and don't need to long to break enough to a speed where this could save lives

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u/Leggy_Brat 17h ago

Just have to scrape you off the ground instead

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u/xarcastic 20h ago

Yeah, like using a cheese knife to spread you out into a thin layer that’ll pressure wash off quickly.

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u/Yuzumi_ 13h ago

Just like airbags etc its all about mitigating, not actually reducing damage to 0.

An airbag hitting you with full force can still mess you up pretty badly, but its better than hitting your head on a metal surface with a full swing

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u/throwaway098764567 17h ago

yeah i could feel that street rug-burn watching it <shudder>

u/spektre 11h ago

Many safety systems are based on the fact that it's better to break your arms, legs, ribcage, and get your face remodeled than to become a meat crayon.

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u/Remote-Cause755 20h ago

Does it normally go that slow?

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u/UnhappyAddition7281 20h ago

Ex-zürcher here, they go rather slow but can go extremely fast, fatal accidents aren’t uncommon unfortunately, i had a friend who’s father remained completely paralysed after a tram accident.

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u/I_Play_Boardgames 12h ago

Yeah, but completely paralyzed without this airbag would mean bad injury but likely full recovery or near-full recovery with the airbag. 

u/pioneer76 4h ago

Yes, this seems like a very good invention considering the danger to a human in an actual collision.

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u/Worth-Appointment-41 14h ago

Most accidents are at slow speeds, when pedestrians share the way with trams.

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u/1B75__Penicillin 20h ago

It's a tram, they are all slow

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u/herdek550 14h ago edited 4h ago

Depends on what you consider slow. For example in Prague, there are sections where trams go up to 60 km/h (~37 mph).

Edit: The speed is lower in crowded city center, but it's not unusual to have crosswalk crossing a tram tracks where tram goes 45 km/h (pedestrians don't have priority over tram even on crosswalk)

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb 12h ago

In the Utrecht Science Park, the fast sections are fenced and the sections where people may cross the tram goes slower

u/Narrow-Barracuda618 11h ago

Yup, same in Zürich.

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u/Thoughtful_Tortoise 15h ago

It's a dummy, it can't move.

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u/weirdbr 12h ago

Yep, speed limits in most urban areas in Zurich (and Switzerland in general) are low - 30Km/h is rather common, 50Km/h a bit more uncommon. In reality it ends up being less than that because of traffic.

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u/Amerillo_ 20h ago

It's the camera perspective, it's likely going at a normal speed (50km/h or so)

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u/secretdrug 20h ago

Oh are we tram collision experts today? Hold on, lemme get my safety vest and read what the other coments are saying so i know what to repeat for the 100th time. 

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u/npsideqown 12h ago

Excuse me, where's your hard-hat?

u/secretdrug 11h ago

oops, i musta left it on my other armchair. I just came from giving my expert opinion on the law and police tactics in a youtube comment section, you see. please excuse the lack of osha compliance.

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u/Cryptshadow 12h ago

First thing to repeat is this. Stop running in front of the fucking train

u/TearsInDrowned 10h ago

I am going insane everyday at my work... I am a tram driver since January, and the amount of people just going in front of my tram is insane...

I count 10 at minimum every work day...

most of those also when pedestrians have a red and I have a green!

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u/Hopperd12 20h ago

They need those in India. But the cost of replacing them after being deployed is probably WAY higher than they want to pay

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u/YouDoNotKnowMeSir 20h ago

Unfortunately too big of an apex predator to rectify with a single solution

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u/Hopperd12 20h ago

Fun fact. India according to recent data (2024) has had 22413 fatalities involving trains. That like 61 people a day.

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u/YouDoNotKnowMeSir 20h ago

Those poor facility workers that have to clean that up

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u/Hopperd12 20h ago

Right. I’m guessing they have just become numb to the situation.

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u/joshuahtree 19h ago

That fact was not fun

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u/Hopperd12 19h ago

You’re probably right

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u/Kaurifish 19h ago

Still fewer than we kill in the U.S. every day with cars (~100).

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u/Wonderful_Bet_1541 14h ago

But people in India die almost 4x from auto related accidents a day compared to the US.

You are quite literally comparing apples to oranges

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u/Dantioch_IW 12h ago

And Indians killed by car is around 550 a day while in the US 3 people die to trains. Whats your point?

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u/Hopperd12 19h ago

But we are talking trains. Not cars

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u/MidAirRunner 13h ago

I doubt it works for passenger trains, just slow moving trams.

u/Hopperd12 7h ago

For sure. It would just force them under the train

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u/External-Creme-6226 19h ago

Really fucks up the trolley problem. Can’t theoretical ethics professors catch a break?

u/elthepenguin 11h ago

Let me rephrase the trolley problem for you.

You drive a tram, and can decide to deploy the airbag. Do you do this and pay 1000 EUR to reinstall a new airbag or 50 EUR to wash the blood from the tram?

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u/ImNotJoaquinPhoenix 20h ago

Good thing humans are made of low-friction plastic that will easily slide along infront of the tram, and not turn into meat-crayons.

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u/Barren_E_Wuffett 20h ago

This thing probably slows down quicker than a human being sliding across the ground.

u/VladimirBarakriss 8h ago

Still better than getting turned to pulled pork by the wheels

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u/Solarisphere 20h ago

I feel like you could make an airbag that basically blasts a giant inflatable mattress out underneath you. Might break legs though, not sure how fast it would need to inflate.

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u/Nugget834 20h ago

that was my first thought.. but hey better than being hit?

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u/Legionof1 20h ago

Die instantly or die like a pencil in a sharpener…

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u/the908bus 19h ago

In Melbourne we use the pedestrian blood to lubricate the rails

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u/0-Give-a-fucks 18h ago

Goodonya mate

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u/Limmmao 13h ago

Stay classy, Straya.

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u/H0rnytw1nkl0v3r 20h ago

Reading a lot of these comments I don't think people realize the speed trams travel at. This team appears to be traveling at full speed in the video. Will this invention leave you harmless? Definitely not you will have road rash, maybe a concussion, maybe even some broken bones. Will you be run over and killed? No you won't. Sure there is always a possibility you would still die from landing wrong but your chances of living are now increased by a drastic amount.

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u/FearmyBeard21 20h ago

"Soon"? I can swear i saw this video in 2017

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u/ratchetcoutoure 13h ago

What does this mean, you will still be injured but at least you won't die?

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u/waldothefrendo 13h ago

Absorbs some of the shock and by the looks also prevents you from getting under the tram

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u/Miniyi_Reddit 11h ago

yes, basically, you don't die. lol

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u/kpsmithdeut 18h ago

If you get hit by a tram, the slowest of nature‘s rail-based animals, that’s on you

u/Narrow-Barracuda618 11h ago

It's mostly people walking around while on their phone, not noticing the tram coming.

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u/I_Play_Boardgames 12h ago

I'm pretty sure these people intend on getting hit by the tram. The point is to prevent that option and also save money to repair the tram front from the impact and the mandatory paid leave and psychotherapy for the driver. 

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u/Loring 20h ago

Should give it some amount of yeet angle

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u/andrewbud420 19h ago

So this makes getting hit by a train fun?

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u/Various-Push-1689 18h ago

No it takes the fun out of it completely

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u/inactiveuser247 13h ago

They need to make it look like a big mouth complete with foam teeth.

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u/chase_what_matters 16h ago

What’s with the shitty unnecessary music?

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u/argumentativepigeon 16h ago

Clearly a fake human

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u/MorgenKaffee0815 15h ago

why this fu music?

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u/KSP_HarvesteR 12h ago

Success! The train was completely unharmed.

u/Phreakasa 11h ago

Anything that lower the rate of injuries and deaths is fine with me.

u/Vindve 10h ago

In France now trams must have a face shape that pulls up a body instead of allowing it to pass beneath the tramway. Very visible on this picture, old design against new design https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mat%C3%A9riel_roulant_du_tramway_d%27%C3%8Ele-de-France#/media/Fichier:Tram_T3b_Citadis_402_IDFM_et_RATP.jpg

u/swiftrobber 10h ago

I wonder how does that affect the aerodynamics of the train against the regular one

u/actuallyapossom 4h ago

I imagine it's negligible considering the lower speeds and frequent stops.

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u/Responsible_Bag6735 5h ago

They should add Velcro to it so you don’t hit the ground

u/SinclairChris 3h ago

I feel like it should deploy in a shape that has a point in the front or is angled to the side away from the tracks. I feel like this design is going to cause people to be caught and pushed to the middle of the train which could cause them to go under the air bag. I'm not an engineer though so I could be completely wrong.

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u/razordreamz 18h ago

If you need this something is going on in your society

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u/grimklangx 17h ago

what situation makes the airbag deploy?

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u/HomeNowWTF 16h ago

A dummy being on the track

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u/handyandy314 15h ago

So if two trams ram into each other they should bounce backwards. Sumo teams!

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u/World_enderr 12h ago

Welcome back early 1900 automobile inventions for pedestrian safety

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u/Data_Chandler 12h ago

Can someone tell me what this type of horrendous atrocious fucking garbage music is that's now playing in every other video? I can't even tell if it's "real" music or an AI creation designed to piss people off to drive engagement.

Holy fucking shit I hate it so much.

u/4M0GU5 10h ago

That's real music (brazilian phonk I believe)

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u/kayl_the_red 20h ago

Edmonton needs this on the SIDES of our streetcars, because our drivers STILL think they are targets.

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u/CMO_Sparkles 20h ago

How bad is it that I, too, immediately thought of Edmonton? I even thought this was the Edmonton subreddit at first.

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u/COVID-1984ish 20h ago

Awful music. Bad bot.

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u/Uthor_ 20h ago

Imo this just drags it out now they have to be alive longer whilst flying through the air and bouncing off stone or they get sucked under the tracks Maybe it'll save someone too though ,always worth a try i guess.

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u/Soup-Demon 20h ago

fucking ass music

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u/Tallowpot 20h ago

Dammit!
I had a similar idea for a cartoonish, albeit, Goldbergesque contraption for picking up the homeless without waking them for a locomotive.
I used to train

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u/blackc43 20h ago

Just enough to push you down to get run over. Nice.

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u/RugbyEdd 20h ago

I say bring back the good old cow scoop!

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u/Gold-Bard-Hue 20h ago

Yes, at full speed you will simply bounce off and then be sucked under the tracks and still die a horrible death.

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u/Cipher915 20h ago

All that's going to do is remove the realistic splat sound from the operators nightmares

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u/thewildbeej 19h ago

I don't like this...it undoes years of existential dread of the trolley problem.

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u/CarpoLarpo 19h ago

Oh long johnson!

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u/domiciledhere 18h ago

Why doesn’t the airbag push them away from the vehicle? I mean it looks like they are trying as hard as they can to run him over

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u/Ignyte 18h ago

Yes please! I've been wanting to see external airbags on vehicles for donkeys. It just makes sense.

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u/SethOval 18h ago

Oh yeah, just skin me alive. 

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u/Late_Study9160 15h ago

I would not attempt this

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u/tono2325 14h ago

spikes in front would be better, to make it clear it can hurt you

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u/MaiShiranuifan06 13h ago

"Oh yay I can run out in front of train's now weeeeeeeeeee"!!!!

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u/HODLpipo 12h ago

I actually work for the Company Alstom in Zurich and we are developing this Airbag currently.

We are now starting the pre-series production; the previous development phases were a complete success. We have received great interest from customers and expect the product to save lives.

u/ParkingGeologist2441 10h ago

Wasted opportunity - it should have launcued the pedestrian to the side - that way there is no delay because of idiots

u/BlackRaspberryJammin 10h ago

At least in the US we don't require seat belts on school buses and our current president is a pedophile rapist.

u/TearsInDrowned 10h ago

people just should stop trying to get run over by trams...

it's maddening, I get pedestrians and cyclists doing this EVERY WORK DAY! 10 times in a work day at minimum...

most of the time they do that when I have a green and they have a red!

literal insanity

I almost hit so many people yesterday, nobody looks around, and they get so surprised and offended when I sound my bell at them 🙄 DON'T GO JUST IN FRONT OF A F*****G TRAM THEN!

madness 🫣

u/Commercial-Milk-8465 10h ago

Meat crayon express

u/ActuatorFit416 10h ago

How does it trigger? I hope it is a combination of distance and speed or in some places it would activate by people crossing in front of it.

u/VestigeOfVast 10h ago

I appreciate that it looks like a giant plaster.

u/Novel-Paramedic-5573 9h ago

The trauma of having to live in Zurich is enough to make death by tram seem like a reasonable option

u/Brazuka_txt 8h ago

I think they should put a comically large hand in the front to slap people away from the track

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u/0verstim 17h ago

We are determined to eliminate the effectiveness of natural selection

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u/_Isoroku_Yamamoto 12h ago

tell me you actually know nothing about human evolution and just wanna sound edgy on the internet without telling me

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u/Ok_Performer50 13h ago

Yeah that's kinda what we humans do.

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u/Takeuout44 19h ago

Oh for fucks sake just let natural selection take its course...

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u/hardwood1979 20h ago

If you get hit by something as heavy as a train I feel you need more than an inflatable to save you.

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u/doppelbach 19h ago

The weight really isn't what matters here. A single tram or a mile long freight train will do the same damage to you if hitting at the same speed.

Weight only matters in collisions to the extent it affects the final speed, i.e. how much does the colliding object slow down and how fast does the impacted object get sent flying. For a person against basically any vehicle, the person is doing all of the accelerating.

I'd bet this thing is actually really effective at reducing damage from the initial hit. But then all of the energy you (relatively) gently absorbed from the tram will kill you anyway when you hit the ground...

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u/randomguyonline0297 20h ago

Ah yes, cause the cushion will definitely help not crush bones.

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u/lincelynx 20h ago

why don't just open that cushion all the time?

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u/No_Taste_907 19h ago

If you decide to walk on a clear set of tracks and can't see a tram-kun about to take you out of this world, then natural selection desersves to have you. Looking both ways before you cross and not walking with noise canceling headphones on will significantly lessen getting yeeted out of exsistence.

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u/ItsKlobberinTime 18h ago

But why? A train is confined to one axis of motion along a very specific path. If you manage to get hit by one, that's between you and Darwin.

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u/Biscuits4u2 20h ago

Works great at 12 mph

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u/LocalHarmacist 20h ago

" ...I got one!"

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u/bship 20h ago

BOOM. SPLAT. THE SOUND OF MY HEART

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u/LessBig715 20h ago

The tri rail goes 79mph, you’re to get booted

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u/Pyronatic 20h ago

Have they tried making it in the shape of a scope of like a wedge on on school trains, to push away from the track. Because thats some real road rash.

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u/an_older_meme 20h ago

Brilliant! I’m surprised it wasn’t invented decades ago.

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u/Trumpisaderelict 20h ago

LOOK OUT!!!👀

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u/ThePensiveE 20h ago

Just some skin!

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u/mega386 20h ago

I was hoping it would be more explosive and launch the dummy

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u/itsanoproblem 20h ago

Oh, this is just to protect that expensive front glass right..

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u/Beautiful_Climate_18 20h ago

How would you stop kids from playing around with it?

Next "internet challenge" see how close you can get without getting hit.

And no consequences if you do.

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u/Mykmyk 19h ago

Welp that will do certainly do something

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u/princeofottawa 19h ago

In Ottawa, our trains just don’t drive 2/3 of the year. But don’t worry. It only cost 7 billion

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u/ReasonablyConfused 19h ago

Well there goes that idea.

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u/Appropriate_Can_9282 19h ago

I'd say lame, they deserve what they get. BUT.... operators can get wrecked in the head for something out of their control, if that can be prevented or minimized then I support it.

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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 19h ago

The bright line in Florida could really use this. It’s gotten so bad they even made an Instagram page everytime it happened. Felt like there was at least an entire week where it happens once a day.

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u/ComprehensiveDare472 19h ago

In "our day" we used to call this natural selection. I'm all for protecting the weak, but this feels like overdoing it.. XD

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u/N4RQ 19h ago

Domino's giant pizza delivery!

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u/LeoLaDawg 18h ago

Seems like you'd get dragged under and horribly squashed.

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u/dustycomb 17h ago

Zzz wake me when they start human trials

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u/Outrageous_Boot_3153 17h ago

Maybe just make the front of the tram soft to begin with 🤷‍♂️ :/

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u/guitartoad 17h ago

This certainly puts a new spin on the Trolley Problem.

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u/SolidA34 17h ago

Watch the tramcar please.

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u/usualcanarymthrfckr 17h ago

Not bad, but the slat would probably leave injuries at one's neck. /s

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u/mwoody450 17h ago

I can't stop imagining it triggering a half second too late and yeeting the pedestrian instead of cushioning it.

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u/Enema_Red_Fox 16h ago

Now we can’t even catch a train to die🙄

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u/Indianlookalike 15h ago

Can we see how it does in normal tram speeds?

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u/SirDalavar 14h ago

New TikTok game unlocked!

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u/ran1mal 14h ago

Is this because of Indian immigration?

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u/danielling1981 14h ago

Not sure getting drag like that is much better.

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u/Smirkeywz 13h ago

Why are we adult-baby proofing the world ?

I swear if these are implemented there's going to be a huge number of scumbags who would go and get the airbags triggered in a stunt for socmed content.

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u/Top_Technician_1173 13h ago

I bet in America they put shotguns there instead

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u/Og-Morrow 13h ago

Though this was Sandman from ECW getting ready for a beat down.

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u/shiro_1602 13h ago

They should add a cowcatcher to push cars away

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u/Regular_Ticket_2776 13h ago

What's with the fuckass music