r/interestingasfuck 11h ago

Canine stick obsession

5.6k Upvotes

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u/Kryds 10h ago

"What?"

u/QU33NN00B 3h ago

"whu-ggh?!"

u/Imbendo 11h ago

Branch manager coming through

u/juju515 11h ago

"you got a good hold of her"
"yea"
...
YOOOINK!!!

u/Quickwitknit2 8h ago

She’s still being dragged to this day.

u/I_am_The_Teapot 10h ago

I had to rewatch that one over and over and over again. That had me dying.

u/bubshole 11h ago

Labs just have that look in their eyes, like “what?”

u/ejabno 6h ago

biblical levels of greed

u/Ma1eficent 4h ago

Until today I did not know envy had a sound.

u/bfg9kdude 19m ago

Technically, log is a stick... technically

u/Devilshire52 11h ago

I is butiful

u/HereticalHyena 2h ago

Like some kind of ancient mythological creature.

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u/Midnight712 10h ago

Oh piss off with that nonsense

u/Mannimal13 10h ago

What nonsense...me and my dog were attacked by 3 different pitbulls...they are garbage dogs for garbage people

u/Midnight712 10h ago

Were they actually pits, or just generic muscular mutts? Pits are very generic looking dogs, and you can combine a tom of different breeds and get a pit-looking dog. Here’s some of the many breeds you can mix with others to get a pit-looking dog:

American pit bull terrier
American Staffordshire terrier
American bully
Staffordshire bull terrier
American bulldog
Olde English buldogge
Boxer
Rottweiler
Various different mastiff breeds
Australian cattle dog mixes

u/Ntwynn 10h ago

Booooooo

u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/maracujas_amarelos 10h ago

Honestly, I think you're right. We should stop blaming pitbulls and start blaming the owners and the children. After all, pitbulls were made to eat children, so it's really the owners' and the childrens' fault for not knowing better and still crossing their paths. The dogs are just doing what's natural to them when they maul the infants.

u/Mixedupmay 9h ago

Our first dog was a border collie (already a bad start to a story - he was a rescue, a family member bought him and asked my dad to take him on once they realised they'd made a terrible mistake 😅)  My parents became friends with a goat herder who used BCs to herd his goats, and the guy kindly asked if we wanted to see if our boy had any instincts. We were very excited, because my god this dog was smart. Understood so many words, knew us all by name and crucially, did the sheep dog thing of always being exactly across from us - apparently that's a herding thing, so that the shepherd is on one side of the flock and the dog is on the other. Made catching him completely impossible. 

Anyway the day comes, and we all watched with baited breath from a distance. 

As the shepherd's dogs knew left and right and obeyed whispered commandos from the shepherd - and our dog just desperately tried and failed to drag a massive stick through the gate of the enclosure meant for the goats 🤦🏻‍♀️ 

u/ludvikskp 11h ago

Those are actually beavers

u/jeskimo 10h ago

My patio looks like the Blair witch project.... Sticks, everywhere. I have my girl pick them up and take them back to the trail every week, except one that she's emotionally attached to. Every single walk (3x a day at minimum) a stick must come home with us!

u/Low_Walk_7325 11h ago

"Found a stick on the ground and now I'm gonna use it. All this power that I've found gonna totally abuse it. I'm gonna hit so much stuff, do not get into my way, I found a stick on the ground and I'm using it today!"

u/aBrickNotInTheWall 11h ago

Are dogs obsessed with retrieving sticks because way back when we trained them to do that to help gather fire wood? And they did it for so long that it's just ingrained behavior now?

u/Velcraft 10h ago

Practice for chewing bones, wolves' diet consists largely of them so dogs will try to find a facsimily. They'll even bury sticks sometimes.

u/aBrickNotInTheWall 9h ago

You saying this reminded me that I think I read somewhere that chewing sticks helped keep their teeth clean

u/Velcraft 8h ago

Oh they absolutely do use them for those, just be careful that the wood isn't too rotten - thought my dog was going to choke on a stick, pawing its gums bloody and gagging. Turns out there was a piece stuck against the palate behind the canines.

u/Automatic-writer9170 11h ago

Is that why we as men are also obsessed with it when we find a cool one?

u/EarthenMama 10h ago

Hey! As a woman who loves cool sticks, I feel marginalized.

u/Automatic-writer9170 9h ago

Not my intention, dear woman who also loves cool sticks. I was just speaking based on my own experiences

u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 7h ago

You are welcome in our fellowship. Have you found any cool sticks to share?

u/davewright101 10h ago

What do girls even do with cool sticks ?

Are they also guns, Gandalf/ wizard staffs, swords/ lightsaber, mini pole vault, boomerang (if you’re very lucky) etc ?

u/LLAPSpork 9h ago

Why on earth would women not be interested in these things as well? My god 🥴

u/cjacksen 10h ago

Yes. Why would they not be any of those things?!

u/davewright101 10h ago

Cause you’re a lady !

u/Famous-Leopard-118 10h ago

I used them as swords/knives

Got in trouble quite a few times because of this

u/EmZee13 8h ago

Don't forget pokers, web removers, javalins, and the always popular "hey, I could make something out of this".

But yeah, mostly swords/lightsabers/wizard staffs.

u/Kastoook 10h ago

Cool sticks!

u/person_A_v2 10h ago

Sword was always go too. I even fell out big time with a bou on who owned a really good stick once. The adults chucked it in the pond to stop us fighting over it : (

u/rmorrin 9h ago

I think we keep cool sticks because you have know when said cool stick might save your life

u/Apart_Jelly8948 10h ago

Are men obsessed with sex cause our parents had sex and its fucked into our dna? 🤔

u/Theofino161 9h ago

There is actually a theory that the love for sticks predates the whole dog thing and they trained us not the other way round. Wild wolves already play with sticks and carry them around. The theory goes that they adapted to early humans because they could throw the stick further.

u/Velcraft 2h ago

And tugging for items is likely play fighting for bones - wolves do it too, picture a scene at a Neolithic campfire with wolves tugging bones with humans.

u/VegetableArtistic705 3h ago

It's called epigenetics

u/DeadbeatGremlin 9h ago

Some of those are good sticks though

u/indecisionmay 6h ago

So true!

u/davekingofrock 10h ago

This was the most entertained I've been in weeks. Dogs are my favorite people.

u/lovelyflowblue 7h ago

Same here, I laughed hard! Such a nice reprieve from all the depressing news out there.

u/TAanonReddit08 10h ago

I live on the third floor of an apartment building and my dog likes to grab a small piece of mulch and sometimes a giant stick and bring them upstairs. I have to clear out his stick hoard weekly lol

u/rogerworkman623 10h ago

Idk if this was “interesting as fuck” but it was very entertaining

u/powertodream 11h ago

funny bois

u/Shot_Revolution8828 10h ago

You got a good hold of her?

u/SweetieLoveBug 8h ago

I love doggos so much! ❤️🤣❤️

u/ephedra_wr 7h ago

Do you think we once used domesticated dogs to gather firewood for us?

u/ConditionObjective43 5h ago

That's why they are men's best friends. We share the same passion for sticks.

u/wiserTyou 3h ago

Oh, that's a good one.

u/jinper2012 6h ago

I’ve never understood this obsession my boy has with carrying around large branches while we’re hiking lol. But he looks so happy while doing this, so I make a big deal out of what a good boy he is. He looks so happy while being the branch manager on our hikes lol. It’s the little things that count the most sometimes.

u/gmiro191 10h ago

A man's best friend naturally has the same interests.

u/Ludwig_Vista2 10h ago

This vid actually made me snort laugh

u/KayakingATLien 11h ago

The goodest of good bois

u/Prashantt1 7h ago

Science says wood is nature's ultimate chew toy. It releases scent when chomped, satisfies their natural retriever drive, and gives them a massive ego boost.

u/Entire-Emotion-819 9h ago edited 7h ago

Funny, but I'll never let my dog run with a stick.

Edit: Love the downvotes, reason I won't let a dog run with a stick is that I had my dog stumble once with a stick in its mouth, stick went into the dog's throat and pierced the skin, not fun! So once again, thank you so kindly for the downvotes.

u/jackalope268 9h ago

I know we all love dog videos, but i fail to see how this is interestingasfuck, more like entertainingasfuck, but thats not the sub

u/XGreenDirtX 10h ago

Its funny and cute, but interesting as fuck? No.

u/urmorniel 11h ago

TIL dogs like sticks - interesting as fuck

u/rarecuts 8h ago

You got this Rari 😅

u/casual-enthusiast 7h ago

Same thing happened to me once. I don't even have a dog.

u/XROOR 6h ago

I live in a rural area and one day I was walking my large dog and saw a 80-93 year old lady walking with a cane about 300 feet away. She saw us and immediately dropped her cane!
When I was close enough to her, I asked her why she did it and she replied “dogs think you will hit them with a stick so I dropped it”
I no longer see her on these walks

u/zombie_overlord 6h ago

Mine used to pull big logs out of the creek. Rocks too.

u/chocolatechipninja 5h ago

The best sticks!

u/FunnyObjective6 5h ago

This is objectively interesting as fuck.

u/Nixia64 5h ago

Dogs 🤝 Dudes

Obsessing over cool sticks

u/UnhingedBlonde 5h ago

Turn sound ON. It's all original sound, no stupid songs.

u/GiddyGabby 5h ago

So many of these owners laughing mercilessly at their dogs instead of whipping out a pocket chain saw and assisting their loyal pups!

u/MagnumVY 4h ago

So this is why they say "Dogs are man's best friend"?

u/Sacmo77 2h ago

Oh dogs. You can't but love em.

u/DJ-Kouraje 1h ago

That German Shepherd one is hilarious. Balanced perfectly and only using the front legs lol

u/One_Economist_3761 1h ago

Love this. The doggies are so cute.

u/lproven 1h ago

13/10.

u/YamLow8097 1h ago

I’ve seen that first clip before. Yes it’s funny, but that lady needs better control of her dog. The rest of the clips are pretty funny. My dog is also obsessed with sticks.

u/Ambitioso 5m ago

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u/ThatUsrnameIsAlready 8h ago

Train your fucking animals or don't take them out in public.

u/JosieSub69 10h ago

at least a stick is not a parasocial relation, like many homan relations are in these times.