Before & After removing Keloid tumor

[u/blackfridaydude]

[u/Holocenica]

The surgeons were LOCKED TF IN

[u/smellygooch18 → u/Holocenica]

He looks so good. You can barely notice the tiny scar patch. Just looks like shiny skin. Plastic surgery is amazing

[u/Sea-Beginning-5234 → u/Holocenica]

the way people talk online these day

[u/AlternativeFluffy310 → u/Sea-Beginning-5234]

Wherefore doth no man read Shakespeare any more?

[u/someanimechoob → u/AlternativeFluffy310]

Funny, considering Shakespeare* was famously the personification of "the new kid" who would speak in a language considered outrageously modern for his time.

Edit: Mispelled Shakespeare

[u/Damirirv → u/someanimechoob]

The only reason people think of Shakespeares' writing as classical is in comparison to modern day dialogue, at the time he was one of the main supporters of slang and "common folk wording" which is one of the reasons he even got so popular since ordinary people could also just understand his works.

[u/Kalnb → u/someanimechoob]

Demetrius: What hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother!
Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.

Titus Andronicus act 4 scene 2

[u/Sea-Beginning-5234 → u/AlternativeFluffy310]

No it’s just more and more like the movie Idiocracy everyday. In 20 years it will just be onomatopoeia

[u/xrimane → u/Sea-Beginning-5234]

😁

[u/Princier7 → u/Sea-Beginning-5234]

Literally every generation complains about the younger generation

[u/KarmicIsfunny → u/Princier7]

Hoping i'll break the cycle. (I'm delusional, i'm already seeing people my age dunking on younger people)

[u/Sea-Beginning-5234 → u/Princier7]

It’s literally documented.

[u/secret_hitman → u/Sea-Beginning-5234]

Literally? I mean FR dawg. Get your rizz game goin

[u/terminatus → u/Sea-Beginning-5234]

idk I've been online since the beginning and people always abbreviated stuff

[u/Sea-Beginning-5234 → u/terminatus]

My issue was less with the abbreviation than the vocabulary anyway.

[u/Osu_Pumbaa → u/Sea-Beginning-5234]

😭 Bro just be frfr and say you got no rizz, you ain't cooking shit. All this Yapping is mad cringe 🥀

(I am almost 30 why did I do this)

[u/IrishShinja → u/Osu_Pumbaa]

30? Ok Boomer!

[u/rxneutrino → u/Sea-Beginning-5234]

these day not good like those day

[u/Holocenica → u/Sea-Beginning-5234]

Fully aware how goofy it sounds, just being fun with it

[u/PureCollar460 → u/Holocenica]

Sorry but your fun's not up to a random reddit commentors opinion on vocabulary so therefore you must be part of the problem.