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u/SnooPears2373 6h ago
Even the goat is sick of this shit.
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u/haveeyoumetTed 6h ago
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u/Concurrent-mind 5h ago
Me after seeing that or the goat?
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u/Liqour_Mortis 6h ago
Damn. I didn’t know Goats were heavy metal like that. 🤘🏻
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u/GM_Nate 6h ago
he is trying to return to hell, from whence he came
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u/akwatica 6h ago
this goat behavior is why ancient times thought to associate them with devils
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u/ApathysLastKiss_ 1h ago edited 37m ago
Lol no. Goats and cows represented gods in most ancient cultures. Christianity flipped them into demons to change the public image of those pagan religions to evil.
edit: for instance, Baphomet was a bastardization of Mohomet, Beelzebub a derivative of Baal, a cow god
And it makes sense. Old cultures worshipped the things that brought life: the sun, livestock and agriculture, rain, fertility etc
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u/Other-Tangerine-3435 6h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/qhgJg2kHSUDO8
Ofc goats are metal and satanic
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u/Liqour_Mortis 6h ago
Yeah in man made photos maybe. This one is the real deal.
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u/swaded805 6h ago
Go a little deeper…
Why do you think man has portrayed them as devils?
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u/resident_queerdo 6h ago
Nice to see I wasn't the only one who thought Goat Fire Bath was the perfect band name.
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u/deckeda 3h ago
First animal I’ve ever seen that actively and repeatedly ran into fire.
I reject the “wanting to escape into a cave” suggestion because I’m kinda thinking large flames would be a deal breaker.
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u/qwibbian 1h ago
There's too much crap here for me to wade through the comments, but I suspect the goat has parasites and is trying to smoke/ burn them off.
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u/iIllIiIiIIillIIl 1h ago
I don't know why it's doing this, but the boy ain't right.
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u/red_ice994 1h ago
They do this to get rid of parasite in thier fur. They inhale it too and smoke the fumes to get rid of nasal parasite.
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u/Ramtakwitha2 1h ago
This.
Large goat can withstand the heat better than teeny fleas and ticks. Though I always wonder how they got that learned behavior in the first place.
I understand fires exist in the wild but I wouldn't expect them to be commonplace enough for them to learn that it works without baking themselves too long, and darwining themselves.
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u/PsychologicalPanic8 52m ago
this parasite thing is an internet myth.
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u/Ramtakwitha2 26m ago
Cool, than what is the reason goats do this then?
I'm more prone to believe something that has a logical reason even unverified over 'they just do that'.
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u/DinosaurusWhen 2h ago
You can get flaming elmo through the gif keyboard. The real rare find is the one where he's wearing a pope hat (someone please send it to me. I lost mine)
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u/Khelthuzaad 6h ago
They get out when they’re satisfied.
No,they get out when they wish to live deliciously
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u/Lipefe2018 5h ago
That's fake news btw, goats do not jump into fires, they are not immune to it either, they will get hurt immediately. lol
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u/piewca_apokalipsy 6h ago
As far as i'm aware that just a myth without any evidence.
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u/SweatyTax4669 5h ago edited 4h ago
after his mother died, Prepotente was never quite the same.
Butcher's Masquerade, Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 5 spoiler. If you haven't read it, then don't click. If you have read it, click away. If you haven't read it, but you click anyway, well, that's on you.
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u/SteeleurHeart0507 4h ago
Holy fucking shit this better not be a spoiler
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u/SweatyTax4669 4h ago
"Whoops"
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u/SteeleurHeart0507 4h ago
God dammit donut. I’m on book 5 😭
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u/SweatyTax4669 4h ago
Butcher's Masquerade? I'm listening to that audiobook now, it's so good. I read the books a little while ago and now I'm going through the audiobooks.
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u/SteeleurHeart0507 4h ago
Yea, Butcher’s Masquerade. I’m listening to all the audio books. Im BURNING through them. Me and my fiancé are doing it together.
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u/SweatyTax4669 4h ago
Every time my wife hears a bit of it, it's inevitably a part that makes her look at me and ask "what the actual fuck are you listening to?" and I just laugh. I think the last time was in the description of bugbears being rumored to have sexual relations with toads.
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u/SteeleurHeart0507 4h ago
They’re so good! But for sure I have “what the hell did he just say?” Moments. I’m glad the fiancé and I are doing this together or he’d think I’ve gone off the deep end lol. Usually I’m the one with unhinged audio books 😂
ETA at least this was a spoiler for the book I’m currently on! I’d have been miserable knowing it was like….book 7
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u/GanondalfTheWhite 4h ago
Maybe delete the original comment? or spoiler tag it for DCC fans
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u/SweatyTax4669 4h ago
You can't unlick a butthole that's already been licked
ETA: I mean, the book is four and a half years old, but I went ahead and partially spoiler tagged it for people just discovering it.
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u/viotix90 2h ago
They've got to be quick about it.
They're balls deep in the wrong hole and Mom's pulling up the driveway.
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u/viotix90 2h ago
That goat to the guy pulling it out of the flames: "YOU RUINER! YOU ALWAYS RUIN MY PLANS! I SWEAR THERE SHALL BE NO MORE WARM HUGS! YOU ARE BANNED! I SPIT! I SPIT IN YOUR EYE!"
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u/kungfugrip-81 5h ago edited 1h ago
They didn’t use his special name.
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u/Scampzilla 4h ago
Neeeeeeeeew Achievement!
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u/Pataracksbeard 4h ago
Spoiler tags without telling people what you are spoiling are useless. This is a spoiler for Dungeon Crawler Carl book 5.
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u/YamLow8097 4h ago
Genuinely, does anyone know why it’s actually doing this?
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u/Elegant-Magician7322 27m ago
Internet says goat had parasites, which biologists debunked. But that explanation has spread like wildfire.
The goat is panicked and disoriented by something, possibly smoke, and think it’s running into a dimly lit cave to hide. It’s not feeling the heat right away, like humans would, because of their thick fur.
Goats do a lot of things which seem weird to us. Everything from head butting trees and fences, “fainting” when startled, and standing on top of cows.
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u/Tealightzone 2h ago
I read in a different thread that it may have parasites in its wool, and is attempting extermite them/ease the discomfort
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u/Ticking-over 6h ago
So goats are pretty smart, but they also have a lethal combination of fearlessness and curiosity.
This means that, despite having to acknowledge their intelligence, you also have to run around preventing them from killing themselves in progressively extreme ways.
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u/Romeo9594 5h ago
Part of my chores as a kid/teen was going around the fence line every morning on a decent sized farm to figure out where the ram got tangled again trying to eat grass on the other side of the fence
Almost every day with that fucking idiot. Over 100ac of farm and only the grass 6" on the other side of the barbed wire was good enough. Also no matter how many times you free them, they never understand that you're trying to help
Also the ones that get their hooves stuck in the fork of a tree like. One never learned either and sadly coyotes got to her one night while she was stuck because a neighbor was watching things for a couple nights and didn't know to look for her dumbass
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u/joninfiretail 5h ago
I've always said goats are clever enough to get into trouble but not smart enough to get themselves out of that trouble
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u/GenosseAbfuck 3h ago
Never thought I'd relate to goats so much. Between that and eating random garbage anyways.
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u/AaronDrunkGames 5h ago
Dont they do this to get rid of parasites or ticks or something that have latched onto their skin. I dont think its because of the intelligence it clearly lacks.
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u/morningnewsguy 1h ago
Is something wrong with the goat ? I thought it was an evolutionary trait to avoid fire
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u/Beefy-Cattle4290 4h ago
can we force feed our politicians whatever this goat is eating?
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u/Amazing_Station_7943 1h ago
But really, why? No jokes please. Is there an explanation?
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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 56m ago
From a few comments down-
“Goats will purposely bathe themselves in smoke or small fires to kill off bugs like ticks and such.”
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u/Lipefe2018 5h ago
The reason for this happening is actually simpler than people would imagine.
No, the goat is not suicidial, it was not trying to offer themselves to their evil lord, and was certainly not trying to get rid of ticks and parasites.
This is a goat in a environment it was not supposed to be, goats are notorious to make bad decisions when they are spooked or confused, their brain short circuit with the sudden appearence of fire and the "cave" to hide when the owner pulled the fireplace lid, so they went in, the owner pulled it back and it panicked and tried to hide in the new cave again.
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u/primefart 5h ago
And what would happen if he didn't pull the goat out? Would it have preferred to cook in the fire than to exit?
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u/GeneralHenry 5h ago
It will likely stay in until it's heavily burned, cant-stand-the-pain-anymore, get out, and die of infection afterwards.
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u/daelikon 5h ago
wow, I thought it was just trying to clean up parasites. I remember a video from years ago, where a male sheep would approach the face and the neck to a flame.
Didn't know about their brains acting like that.
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u/AlooDaGreat 4h ago
you are right lol someone below pointed out it's ai slop (the comment)
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u/vivaaprimavera 4h ago
Nah... it's just centuries of being raised for food. They ended up wanting to cook themselves /s
sudden appearence of fire and the "cave" to hide when the owner pulled the fireplace lid,
cave I could understand, but ignoring the fire is "strange"
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u/NoAbbreviations1492 4h ago
Why are you making things up about things you have absolutely no idea about? It’s to do with fleas and parasites as other commenters have said. This is embarrassing for you honestly
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u/AuthorForNoOne 4h ago
this is made up, or AI. The answer is fleas, it's a response to killing ticks/fleas.
"Parasite Relief: Observers note that goats sometimes move close to flames or smoke to dislodge or kill blood-sucking ticks, mites, and fleas hidden in their fur or beards."
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u/Fast_Cockroach_3095 1h ago
They do this because of ticks, fleas or parasites on their skin which cause them immense pain and itching, jumping onto the fire and the heat kills those ticks, that’s why they do this.
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u/Rockobrocko42 6h ago
We have goats they are always weird with fire and ashes. Had one lay down in a ash pile after burning some thorn and it burned off most of its hair and got blisters on its skin. Now we make sure they are nowhere near where we are burning anything.
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u/KanisMajorisAlpha 1h ago
The goat was either bothered by bugs living in its fur or was just generally done being his romantic partner
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u/Super_Siege_Mode 3h ago
The goat is trying to get rid of skin parasites.
This is a well documented behavior among goats, and if you ask my two cents, probably why Judaism and Christianity have associate them with demons for a millennia.
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u/DeltaBravo831 16m ago
The goat yearns for the doner pole
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u/Arctic_Harmacist 9m ago
I never thought that "I'm working to keep my kid off the pole" would have two meanings, but here we are.
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u/Dull_Perspective_536 6h ago
The fact that the goat resisted being pulled out and then immediately ran back in, makes me think this is a suicidal goat.
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u/Over-Experience-4187 3h ago
His instinct is telling him to run past the fire to where it's already been burned
But surely even he can see it leads to a enclosed space. So yeah, dumb goat.
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u/TheOx111 1h ago
Goats will purposely bathe themselves in smoke or small fires to kill off bugs like ticks and such.
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u/StepstoPeace 55m ago
What they been doing to that goat for it to think burning to death is a good idea
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u/whomesteve 3h ago
If your goat loves fire it means they have parasites and the heat of fire killing the parasites relives the itching that comes with having parasites.
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u/Rafael3110 6h ago
the goat try to kill tics and other pests with the fire.
or stuff that get me banned :D
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u/AuthorForNoOne 4h ago
The true answer is the goat is doing it for relief, it's a response to killing ticks/fleas.
"Parasite Relief: Observers note that goats sometimes move close to flames or smoke to dislodge or kill blood-sucking ticks, mites, and fleas hidden in their fur or beards."
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u/Skoldeen 6h ago
“I saved your life!”
🐐”You ruined my death!”