r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 18h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/ShiningGemstone1 17h ago edited 17h ago

i have 2763 lemons

i bought 1338 limes

how many pickup trucks to carry all my pineapples?

answer: purple because pancakes are on the roof

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u/bradlees 17h ago

This calls for 7*8th power of coconuts

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u/KipRaccoon 4h ago

Lets see... 7⁸ = 49⁴ = 2401² soooo.... 5764801? That seems right, let me check a calculator... yup, checks out.

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u/crp5591 17h ago

I had that math problem!!

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u/mrs_faol 16h ago

An excellent question but it cannot be accurately answered without knowing the air speed of an unladen African swallow.

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u/Dry-Ad8891 15h ago

How much can an African swallow?

Or am I supposed to assume it’s an unknown variable?

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u/Queasy-Instruction-9 17h ago

😂 underrated comment

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u/Admirable-Title9022 17h ago

Underrated? They posted it like 5 min ago... Pretty sure you gotta give it some time before saying that

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u/ShiningGemstone1 17h ago edited 17h ago

my comment is underrated trust

edit: why did i get downvoted

edit: why am i getting downvoted because i editted this comment asking why i got downvoted

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u/TestUserIgnorePlz 17h ago

Personally I am down voting because of the edit 

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u/Turtle-Bug 14h ago

Well how your comment gonna be underrated if it gets high ratings?

The downvotes fulfill the prophecy

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u/ava_dot_wav 15h ago

2763 👀

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u/NiumR 15h ago

Hey bro, you gotta take this down, I'm gonna be in so much trouble if they see you had this year's exam beforehand... How did you do it anyways...

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u/rawrwaldo 15h ago

In the summer of 2001 my friend Travis and I brought the cheap plastic patio furniture on the roof after the last sleepover of summer and had a pancake breakfast on the peak of the house. Core memory unlocked thank you very much.

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u/NarMend21 15h ago

But it’s not Tuesday, Patrick!

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u/un_monsieur_triste 15h ago

Now I’m getting it

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u/Osmo250 14h ago

Damn, I was close. I thought it was "purple because aliens don't wear hats"

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u/perton 13h ago

First of all, how dare you?

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u/TheHistorian2 13h ago

The bear is white.

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u/Technical-Speech9437 11h ago

Assume cow is a sphere.

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u/Agzarah 11h ago

Sloped or flat roof though? That can affect the size of the pancake

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u/Floor_Cereal PURPLE 10h ago

Also, don't forget that if it were watermelons that the trucks had to carry, the answer would be "Green, because aliens don't wear pizza hats"

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u/dave_campbell 6h ago

That’s like saying 2 + 2 equals … fish!

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u/DethNik 6h ago

This feels very "early aughts randomness" to me.

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u/SaltSpiritual515 4h ago

I remember the "purple because pancakes are on the roof" thing but wtf is that from my brain can't remember that part?? 😭

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u/Harey-89 4h ago

Dang it I thought the answer was turtle!

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u/SlightlyColdWaffles 56m ago

The horse's name was Friday

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u/zugglit 30m ago

I think I am missing a conversion factor or 2.

(Yes, also humor)

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u/StoryAffectionate764 16h ago

🤣🤣🤣 omg I hated those so much. Truly designed in hell