r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 19h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/SonnyvonShark 19h ago

She fell into a math problem in a grade school curriculum, didn't she?

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u/ShiningGemstone1 19h ago edited 19h ago

i have 2763 lemons

i bought 1338 limes

how many pickup trucks to carry all my pineapples?

answer: purple because pancakes are on the roof

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u/mrs_faol 18h ago

An excellent question but it cannot be accurately answered without knowing the air speed of an unladen African swallow.

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u/Dry-Ad8891 16h ago

How much can an African swallow?

Or am I supposed to assume it’s an unknown variable?