r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 18h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/Full_Performer5159 18h ago

When Mom buys you lemons, make lemonade!

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u/HiZenBergh 17h ago

When Mom buys me lemons. I do coke off it dude

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u/Familiar_Advantage35 17h ago

That could potentially burn really bad

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u/Bright_Ices 17h ago

Wanna lose your nose doing coke, but faster? Try Lemon lines today!

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u/perton 13h ago

That’s why you put the coke lemons up your poop chute, duh