r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 19h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/G2k23 19h ago

Start a lemonade stand with a sign that says "no grapes".

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u/but-whyy-tho 19h ago

Step two: Expect many questions about whether or not you've "got any grapes?"

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u/EarlyPsychology7628 18h ago

Step 3: Watch customer waddle away.

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u/SpitefulBitch2 13h ago

Step 4: sell gremonade

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u/CatMDV 9h ago

Till the very next day

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u/OwlRevolutionary4095 19h ago

I would buy some grapes from there

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u/Longjumping_Annual_3 18h ago

I heard this song for the first time the other day, I did not like it Sam I am.

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u/IntlPartyKing 17h ago

such a lack of catharsis at the end

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u/pastypast 18h ago

Then they waddle away. Until the very next day.

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u/DragonTacoCat 18h ago

I played this song for our 19 month old daughter the other day who loved it.

My wife may or may not be plotting my demise.

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u/LLAPSpork 18h ago

To quote Paul Rudd’s legendary character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall: “when life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail”

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u/perton 13h ago

Oh the weather outside is weather..

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u/throwaway_mpq_fan 11h ago

YOU SOUND LIKE YARR FROM LANDAN

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u/gev1138 49m ago

Got any tape?

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u/G2k23 11m ago

I do, it's currently holding my canula in though so coke back later.