r/mildlyinfuriating • u/marcus_dobre_lover • 18h ago

I just wanted a hot dog Mom bought 150 lemons.

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She randomly comes back with a butt load of food items once in a while

Any lemon recipe suggestions

\she’s 44, for people asking her age\.

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u/Bearstrum 17h ago

Finally! The engineers made the combustible lemons that burn your house down

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u/ImpostersAreUs 17h ago

Cave Johnson here!

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u/Ciubowski 16h ago

Chariots

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u/The_Gift_of_Men 15h ago

Chariotschariotschariots-

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u/druex 12h ago

We're done here.

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u/tenebrigakdo 12h ago

I'd go with Bloody Stupid Johnson, but possibly this isn't architecture enough.

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u/The_Gypsy_Smyth 9h ago

When did that ever stop B. S. Johnson?? A pipe organ is not, technically, architecture.

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u/tenebrigakdo 6h ago

It is still more architecture-adjacent compared to lemon grenades. Similarly, a bathroom is not technically architecture.

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u/The_Gypsy_Smyth 6h ago

You may be right about the lemon grenades. However, I will argue heavily about the bathroom statement. There are Greek and roman baths, The hammam, the Victorian Turkish bath, and likely so many other examples across culture and time. And this does not even begin to touch on ones which I have seen, and had to draw floor plans for. Admittedly, lots of modern architecture is bland and very copy paste in appearance, but it is still technically architecture (even if it is a crime against aesthetics).

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u/tenebrigakdo 3h ago

I think it was more a water installation project in that case than an architectural one. However you make a good point about the baths.

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u/LoveRBS 11h ago

I'm holding a memo from the President, and it turns out that soylent green is... let's see here... doubling in price. Now listen up: I don't care how good people tastes. This stuff's costing me more than lobster, so we're going back to fishsticks.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 51m ago

It is hilarious that all I had to do was Crtl+F for cave and I found you. I knew you would be here.

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u/Galactinaut_001 17h ago

What? I thought it was supposed to burn Life's house down.

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u/FalenAlter 17h ago

What if you are life?

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u/Galactinaut_001 17h ago

I'm not. If I was Life, my childhood dog wouldn't have grown old.

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u/ComfortableSalt8631 14h ago

Ouch brother, that one really hurt 🤕

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 12h ago

Yeah that turned dark real quick. I’m sorry, Galactinaut. ☹️ I miss my childhood dog, too. 🫶🏻

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u/Bitter_Profit_4099 9h ago

Nonsense, you're Life! If you wasn't, everything would just stay the same.

(Note: I don't want to undermine your loss, but Life is about change and time. We're Life, and so we are. Stay safe.)

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u/pchlster 11h ago

Futball is life!

https://giphy.com/gifs/r10DsbqjFHkqiJXu8Z

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u/FalenAlter 6h ago

Just binged the first three seasons and mostly caught up to the 4th and damnit I see why people love it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/aBDcRyOlJalDcLrD3N

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u/pchlster 6h ago

Roy Kunt is great and so is Danny, even if they're about as different from each other as people get.

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u/FalenAlter 6h ago

Brett Goldstein is also really good in Shrinking (my current binge) but Shrinking is not nearly as good as Ted Lasso

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u/atmoose 16h ago

Life is the name of the whale I live in. Thankfully I don't think he's flammable. Life would explode pretty good though

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u/cavejhonsonslemons 16h ago

Hey, that's my line!

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u/Bubbaj75 2h ago

This will be in book nine of Dungeon Crawler Carl.